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@diandelion.bsky.social
collector of corvids, mother of juniper, supposed milf, self proclaimed bi witch, and @crowcomplex.bsky.social’s dandelion 🌼
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@diandelion.bsky.social
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a few things about 𝔇𝔦𝔞
(づ ◕‿◕ )づ
♡tarot, astrology, witchy woo
♡mom to 1, bonus mom to 5
♡in love with a teddy bear of a man
♡constant contradiction to myself (audhd)
♡nerd extraordinaire
♡if i feel hot i might post pictures
♡forewarning, habitually responds with puns and dad jokes
a few things about 𝔇𝔦𝔞
(づ ◕‿◕ )づ
♡tarot, astrology, witchy woo
♡mom to 1, bonus mom to 5
♡in love with a teddy bear of a man
♡constant contradiction to myself (audhd)
♡nerd extraordinaire
♡if i feel hot i might post pictures
♡forewarning, habitually responds with puns and dad jokes
how did we go through 2lbs of lunch meat in 3 days
November 18, 2025 at 2:51 AM
how did we go through 2lbs of lunch meat in 3 days
changed shoes and i forgot id put on mismatched socks this morning
November 18, 2025 at 1:39 AM
changed shoes and i forgot id put on mismatched socks this morning
this one is so good tho im gonna throw up
November 18, 2025 at 1:11 AM
this one is so good tho im gonna throw up
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sometimes i feel like im super lame and then i remember that i birthed a human once, with no epidural (by choice), tore all the way, and only pushed for 14 minutes. and i didn’t cry once.
so maybe im kind of a bad ass
so maybe im kind of a bad ass
November 18, 2025 at 12:51 AM
sometimes i feel like im super lame and then i remember that i birthed a human once, with no epidural (by choice), tore all the way, and only pushed for 14 minutes. and i didn’t cry once.
so maybe im kind of a bad ass
so maybe im kind of a bad ass
y’all don’t know who you’re talkin to. i used to make manip edits in the 1D fandom
a black cat is holding a nail file in its paws and looking at the camera .
ALT: a black cat is holding a nail file in its paws and looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 12:35 AM
y’all don’t know who you’re talkin to. i used to make manip edits in the 1D fandom
if i’m being obnoxious you can blame our system at work. all i can do is take calls, and i can’t open any accounts to send in tickets, so ive got some extra time
November 18, 2025 at 12:28 AM
if i’m being obnoxious you can blame our system at work. all i can do is take calls, and i can’t open any accounts to send in tickets, so ive got some extra time
god dammit i was just trying to drink my water
November 18, 2025 at 12:09 AM
god dammit i was just trying to drink my water
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rahhhh i’m having anxiety
November 17, 2025 at 9:56 PM
rahhhh i’m having anxiety
i can’t not participate in picrews
November 17, 2025 at 9:41 PM
i can’t not participate in picrews
you will learn what “paraphernalia” and “perpetual” and “ominous” mean, and you will LIKE IT
unfortunately for the teenagers in my house, most in depth conversations with me seem to turn into vocabulary lessons for them lmao
November 17, 2025 at 9:25 PM
you will learn what “paraphernalia” and “perpetual” and “ominous” mean, and you will LIKE IT
unfortunately for the teenagers in my house, most in depth conversations with me seem to turn into vocabulary lessons for them lmao
November 17, 2025 at 9:20 PM
unfortunately for the teenagers in my house, most in depth conversations with me seem to turn into vocabulary lessons for them lmao
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i Need an exorbitant amount of Money
November 17, 2025 at 8:56 PM
i Need an exorbitant amount of Money
it’s probably fine lmao
November 17, 2025 at 9:10 PM
it’s probably fine lmao
my bras not fitting is really starting to hurt my ribcage 😭
November 17, 2025 at 7:36 PM
my bras not fitting is really starting to hurt my ribcage 😭
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this makes me a hit with children tho bc i can pop out a unicorn drawing real fast
November 17, 2025 at 6:15 PM
this makes me a hit with children tho bc i can pop out a unicorn drawing real fast
i have something to admit to all of you….
when i was a kid…. i.. was a borderline horse girl………
and they are still one of the things i’m best at drawing from memory lmao
when i was a kid…. i.. was a borderline horse girl………
and they are still one of the things i’m best at drawing from memory lmao
November 17, 2025 at 6:05 PM
i have something to admit to all of you….
when i was a kid…. i.. was a borderline horse girl………
and they are still one of the things i’m best at drawing from memory lmao
when i was a kid…. i.. was a borderline horse girl………
and they are still one of the things i’m best at drawing from memory lmao
my daughter said “what the fuck” this morning so i’m gonna have to start making the teenagers eat soap bc they have the dirtiest mouths
November 17, 2025 at 3:24 PM
my daughter said “what the fuck” this morning so i’m gonna have to start making the teenagers eat soap bc they have the dirtiest mouths
anyway he’s making me watch pans labyrinth bc i’ve never watched it
November 17, 2025 at 7:30 AM
anyway he’s making me watch pans labyrinth bc i’ve never watched it