yes, it’s always either most expensive or rarest or sometimes oldest when they really don’t know what’s going on. now imagine you’re having this conversation four times a week on a dating app 🙃

I regret to inform you what my family does annually

what a relief! I was on the phone sweating and saying stuff like you know they’ve translated Winnie the Pooh into Latin…

haha we got that call too and I did not ask for budget and he only told me it was for his teenage son AFTER I told him the four-figure price of the one (1) Latin book we have 😬

counter counterpoint: it's 9:54pm and i'm a little hungry and i ain't turning on the oven