diana-fire.bsky.social
@diana-fire.bsky.social
I think I just found Martin Crane's chair.
August 20, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Today a woman sat down next to me, had a long conversation with my friend about male strippers, completely ignored me, then left to go to a Pride meeting 🤨.
August 12, 2025 at 12:18 PM
The American blocked me because I pointed out he couldn't read. It would appear it's a sensitive subject.
August 9, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Sometimes when someone points out an aspect of your behaviour is not 100% morally irreproachable you need to accept that you are an imperfect person instead of insisting actually all your choices are just and the best you can possibly do in your situation. Yes, this is burrito taxi discourse.
July 26, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Have we got back to "wanting decent pay for burrito taxi drivers is ableist, actually" yet?
July 26, 2025 at 5:38 PM
The camera age verification app has judged me as sufficiently wizened. A bit rude, to be honest.
lmao the age verification process is so aggressively fine
July 24, 2025 at 9:11 AM
I wouldn't normally share an article by a BDSM writer but I thought this was interesting. This is what a BDSM practitioner who has actually taken the time to study and learn the risks of sexual strangulation thinks of it. archive.ph/WIwVJ
archive.ph
July 8, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Fragile ego of the day: the guy who blocked me because I said he must be terrible in bed.
July 7, 2025 at 8:39 PM
See, I didn't make him up.
Hmm. Let's try this.

Person A and Person B engage in a mutual kink. B is putting themself at risk, but determines that the reward of the act, whatever it is, outweighs that risk. All parties involved have consented to all actions, however totally they may be.
July 7, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I actually do think this is one of the many reasons society needs to become far less dependent on cars. It's absolutely mad that millions of poorly trained, tired, distracted people are charging around in one tonne boxes of metal at 70 mph.
July 7, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Take of the day goes to "going outside without a mask is threatening others lives but choking women is fine".
July 7, 2025 at 5:31 PM
The award for most bsky interaction of the day goes to the person who couldn't distinguish between describing and endorsing, then replied to the wrong person, then blocked me.
July 6, 2025 at 2:53 PM
My dad explaining something he's heard but hasn't understood to me:
Dad: "You're basically assigned a sex at birth, right".
Me: "Do you mean gender?"
Dad: "They're the same thing, aren't they?"
Me: "No, they're not".
June 9, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Do Gen Z have a cliched breakfast we can blame all their problems on yet? Whatever it is it will never beat avocado toast and a latte.
June 3, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Most dramatic Eurovision ever
May 17, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Everyone still hates us then? Good, good.
May 17, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I'm watching Eurovision alone this year because my flatmate and her boyfriend are off somewhere being heterosexual.
May 17, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Something has gone very wrong with Google's personalised ad algorithm. It keeps trying to sell me foie gras. I have been vegan for 21 years.
May 15, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Reform just won in my ward AND Mel Stride is my local MP. Are you getting why I don't like living here yet?
May 2, 2025 at 11:38 AM
I have been and done my civic duty even though I had a dicky tummy and didn't feel like going out.
May 1, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Just so you know, I'm Māori because
Māori people accept me as Māori in spite of my pastiness.
April 29, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Apropos of nothing. youtu.be/kqwgjxG_pys?...
The Hidden Cameras - Mississauga Goddam
YouTube video by The Hidden Cameras
youtu.be
April 29, 2025 at 1:48 PM
My achievement for the day.
April 29, 2025 at 8:58 AM