Mr Kirby
@diakirby.bsky.social
Maximising stakeholder value by stochastic shitposting
You can still burn PDFs - you just need better accelerants.
November 4, 2025 at 9:39 PM
You can still burn PDFs - you just need better accelerants.
A truly heroic role-model to those of us who spend their lives in a state of perpetual grocery-trepidation.
Nobel prize worthy, I dare say.
Nobel prize worthy, I dare say.
October 28, 2025 at 10:03 PM
A truly heroic role-model to those of us who spend their lives in a state of perpetual grocery-trepidation.
Nobel prize worthy, I dare say.
Nobel prize worthy, I dare say.
Unironically this is the least of our worries societally.
Ten years ago I might have agreed with you that disentangling the far-right from the disaffected male youth was a priority, but right now you're effectively arguing to replace the fire alarm batteries in the towering inferno.
Ten years ago I might have agreed with you that disentangling the far-right from the disaffected male youth was a priority, but right now you're effectively arguing to replace the fire alarm batteries in the towering inferno.
October 27, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Unironically this is the least of our worries societally.
Ten years ago I might have agreed with you that disentangling the far-right from the disaffected male youth was a priority, but right now you're effectively arguing to replace the fire alarm batteries in the towering inferno.
Ten years ago I might have agreed with you that disentangling the far-right from the disaffected male youth was a priority, but right now you're effectively arguing to replace the fire alarm batteries in the towering inferno.
Or perhaps a new series of "Behind the successful guerilla and civil resistance movements"
Title needs some workshopping.
Title needs some workshopping.
October 27, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Or perhaps a new series of "Behind the successful guerilla and civil resistance movements"
Title needs some workshopping.
Title needs some workshopping.
I lost my first (and now I think only) cat two years ago when she was 16. I got her when I was 19. I still can't move past it. Her (cleaned and empty) litter tray still sits in its cubby and her drawer of toys and catnip is untouched.
I'm sorry for your loss.
I'm sorry for your loss.
October 27, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I lost my first (and now I think only) cat two years ago when she was 16. I got her when I was 19. I still can't move past it. Her (cleaned and empty) litter tray still sits in its cubby and her drawer of toys and catnip is untouched.
I'm sorry for your loss.
I'm sorry for your loss.
It looks like another, black cat is carrying him/her
October 25, 2025 at 1:13 AM
It looks like another, black cat is carrying him/her
And it's the 50 year anniversary of Jaws!
October 18, 2025 at 7:37 PM
And it's the 50 year anniversary of Jaws!
Loved every second - and congratulations on ten years ❤️
October 18, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Loved every second - and congratulations on ten years ❤️
It's the Brent Cross fiasco all bloody over again.
October 7, 2025 at 6:54 PM
It's the Brent Cross fiasco all bloody over again.
Tech workers are the modern "temporarily embarrassed millionaire", seduced into complacency by historic high wages, and so indoctrinated against any thoughts of unionism, organised labour, or political radicalism - all the while not seeing the billionaire slave-owner class is feasting on them too.
October 4, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Tech workers are the modern "temporarily embarrassed millionaire", seduced into complacency by historic high wages, and so indoctrinated against any thoughts of unionism, organised labour, or political radicalism - all the while not seeing the billionaire slave-owner class is feasting on them too.
Well for starters I wouldn't produce a video claiming this country is somehow better than all others in the world on the basis of some pop and sports stars.
Fucking hell.
Fucking hell.
September 26, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Well for starters I wouldn't produce a video claiming this country is somehow better than all others in the world on the basis of some pop and sports stars.
Fucking hell.
Fucking hell.
Don't you find it hard doing all your art in the terminal?
September 26, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Don't you find it hard doing all your art in the terminal?
The problem is, still, as always, that the left will tie itself in knots to avoid offending the right whilst the right will casually dehumanise and call for the extermination of the left.
September 13, 2025 at 1:21 AM
The problem is, still, as always, that the left will tie itself in knots to avoid offending the right whilst the right will casually dehumanise and call for the extermination of the left.
There are no saints, and thus there should be no hagiographies.
September 13, 2025 at 1:17 AM
There are no saints, and thus there should be no hagiographies.
This is a suicidal political position as soon as your opponent starts to advocate for violence against you.
The square you must circle is that intolerance must not be tolerated.
If I start publicly dehumanising some class you belong to, you MUST oppose my right to political speech by any means.
The square you must circle is that intolerance must not be tolerated.
If I start publicly dehumanising some class you belong to, you MUST oppose my right to political speech by any means.
September 13, 2025 at 1:15 AM
This is a suicidal political position as soon as your opponent starts to advocate for violence against you.
The square you must circle is that intolerance must not be tolerated.
If I start publicly dehumanising some class you belong to, you MUST oppose my right to political speech by any means.
The square you must circle is that intolerance must not be tolerated.
If I start publicly dehumanising some class you belong to, you MUST oppose my right to political speech by any means.
Wow I'm surprised he can even feed that many lions.
September 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Wow I'm surprised he can even feed that many lions.
Please convince Trump of this and get the Internet finally shut down.
September 12, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Please convince Trump of this and get the Internet finally shut down.
There's two types of people left: resigned and sarcastic or horrified and earnest.
September 12, 2025 at 10:13 PM
There's two types of people left: resigned and sarcastic or horrified and earnest.
What I don't understand is why they won't let us just enjoy the moment without bringing politics into everything 😔
September 12, 2025 at 10:12 PM
What I don't understand is why they won't let us just enjoy the moment without bringing politics into everything 😔
The strategy is to constantly take steps to the right whilst abusing media control to paint the left as unwilling to compromise and meet in the middle.
It's the frog boiling metaphor writ large.
It's the frog boiling metaphor writ large.
September 12, 2025 at 1:41 AM
The strategy is to constantly take steps to the right whilst abusing media control to paint the left as unwilling to compromise and meet in the middle.
It's the frog boiling metaphor writ large.
It's the frog boiling metaphor writ large.
Oh no, keyboard warrior incels are doing a big chat on the Internet.
September 11, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Oh no, keyboard warrior incels are doing a big chat on the Internet.