“I don’t blame black people for having an aversion to me. My people used to EAT THEM. CANNIBALIZE THEM.”
May 20, 2025 at 12:57 AM
“I don’t blame black people for having an aversion to me. My people used to EAT THEM. CANNIBALIZE THEM.”
I DIDN’T KNOW THE BIBLE HAD PORN IN IT
May 16, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I DIDN’T KNOW THE BIBLE HAD PORN IN IT
“Bitch be calling me Nemo bc my pussy be havin one lip longer than the other” -his boyfriend
May 9, 2025 at 3:10 AM
“Bitch be calling me Nemo bc my pussy be havin one lip longer than the other” -his boyfriend
It’s so repub****n to not drink water
May 8, 2025 at 4:12 AM
It’s so repub****n to not drink water
The gayest thing I have done this year is fuck this man to Lady Gaga and honestly that’s not too bad
April 12, 2025 at 11:46 PM
The gayest thing I have done this year is fuck this man to Lady Gaga and honestly that’s not too bad
I love when people come to me for advice on anal
April 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I love when people come to me for advice on anal
It’s crazy to think that one day we all just woke up and all the lil fishies at Walmart were gone
March 18, 2025 at 7:34 PM
It’s crazy to think that one day we all just woke up and all the lil fishies at Walmart were gone
Idk who I become when Gasoline hits the aux
March 17, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Idk who I become when Gasoline hits the aux
“If your cats beans are black that means they can say it”
March 6, 2025 at 1:16 AM
“If your cats beans are black that means they can say it”
Me: I need to save money
Also me: Fuck I’m about to schedule date number three for next week
Also me: Fuck I’m about to schedule date number three for next week
February 28, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Me: I need to save money
Also me: Fuck I’m about to schedule date number three for next week
Also me: Fuck I’m about to schedule date number three for next week
It’s 2008 and I’m listening to Paper Gangsta by Lady Gaga on my blue iPod Nano, not realizing that I’m living through history
February 28, 2025 at 2:31 AM
It’s 2008 and I’m listening to Paper Gangsta by Lady Gaga on my blue iPod Nano, not realizing that I’m living through history
Trump stopped making pennies
February 24, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Trump stopped making pennies
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I've seen way too much boring regular DND merch, I wanna see something more wild like this
February 21, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I've seen way too much boring regular DND merch, I wanna see something more wild like this
Invited a guy over to my house after a date to watch Bar Rescue. No fucking, just Jon Taffer. Just as fun
February 22, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Invited a guy over to my house after a date to watch Bar Rescue. No fucking, just Jon Taffer. Just as fun
I shat so much this morning I felt like a frozen yogurt machine
February 22, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I shat so much this morning I felt like a frozen yogurt machine
You’re living off grid being nonbinary. GO CRAZY, go stupid
February 20, 2025 at 7:17 PM
You’re living off grid being nonbinary. GO CRAZY, go stupid
I’m at a house party witnessing a whole conversation relating to fonts. FONTS.
February 16, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I’m at a house party witnessing a whole conversation relating to fonts. FONTS.
See, you THINK you’re dating a biter. At this point I’m convinced I’m food
February 15, 2025 at 2:27 PM
See, you THINK you’re dating a biter. At this point I’m convinced I’m food
Told my non-binary boyfriend that he needs to learn how to make the cocktails in the relationship since he already has coffee and tea down
February 12, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Told my non-binary boyfriend that he needs to learn how to make the cocktails in the relationship since he already has coffee and tea down
Just told my boyfriend that his boobs look like the ones on those Spencer’s Mugs
February 11, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Just told my boyfriend that his boobs look like the ones on those Spencer’s Mugs
A guy on Grindr just asked me on a date. This has NEVER happened to me before
February 6, 2025 at 10:15 PM
A guy on Grindr just asked me on a date. This has NEVER happened to me before
Bitch just said “reverse hickies!” then blew into my chest
February 6, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Bitch just said “reverse hickies!” then blew into my chest
My boyfriend screams every time I kiss him, does yours?
February 6, 2025 at 12:47 AM
My boyfriend screams every time I kiss him, does yours?