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Captain Dandyfloss 🏴‍☠️🌊 Pirate Vtuber
@dandyfloss.bsky.social
🌊 Cursed pirate captain
🌊 Twitch Partner
🌊 She/her 🏳️‍⚧️
🖼️ #artyfloss / 🔞 #dandyflirt / 😆 #isthisfloss
http://dandyfloss.carrd.co
🎥 twitch.tv/dandyfloss
🐦 x.com/DandyflossVT
https://captaindandyfloss.com

#vtuber #envtuber
NoAI ❌
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~Dandyfloss, Resurrected~

Cursed pirate captain, sailing the seven seas for revenge and plunder!

🏴‍☠️Twitch: twitch.tv/dandyfloss
🏴‍☠️Youtube: youtube.com/@Dandyfloss
🏴‍☠️VODs: youtube.com/@Dandyfloss_Vods
🏴‍☠️Discord: discord.gg/dandyfloss

Oshi mark: 🏴‍☠️🌊
Fanart tag: #artyfloss
NSFW fanart tag: #dandyflirt
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Welcome back artists! 🖌️🎨✨

Quote Post with an old piece that you still like!
December 25, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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December 26, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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December 26, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Got given soap for Christmas, chat am I washed?
December 25, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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December 24, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Merry feetsmas
December 25, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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Tonight is workmas eve. This is my first day back to work after just over 3 weeks off and what an AMAZING month its been

Thanks to everyone for all support! In January I'll likely hit partner and I'll keep on fighting!
December 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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WE NEED A CAPTAIN! We're holding out for a captain 'til the end of the night! They gotta be strong, and they gotta be fast, and they gotta be fresh from the seven seas!

....

Oh look at that, it's Captain @dandyfloss.bsky.social 🫡
December 25, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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If you switch to bsky it will be vitally important to not use the Discover feed and instead pin this one
December 24, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Looooong Yarny
December 24, 2025 at 8:47 PM
December 24, 2025 at 8:43 PM
This game is festive... right?

twitch.tv/dandyfloss
December 24, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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Hap Crimbus
December 23, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Starting soon! Come watch the chaos unfold 🔥

twitch.tv/dandyfloss
The return of Mast Tasker, the Elden Ring gameshow where I force my friends to do stupid things for points!

Returning on Tuesday 23rd at 8pm GMT, you won't want to miss this one! 👀
December 23, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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You don't need to think about what is "normal."
You are you.

One day, the world will come where there is no need to categorize people as LGBT🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

Until that day arrives, I will continue to send out this message.
Your soul is beautiful.
December 23, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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The return of Mast Tasker, the Elden Ring gameshow where I force my friends to do stupid things for points!

Returning on Tuesday 23rd at 8pm GMT, you won't want to miss this one! 👀
December 21, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Hap Crimbus
December 23, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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Oceo the TWO-TIME RETURNING CHAMPION!🏆

Mast Tasker is back, and I have my title as Champion to defend! An Elden Ring gameshow where anything could happen! Happening today!!!
December 23, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Autocorrect fucking sucks nowadays, why does it keep thinking I'm trying to write "Aberystwyth" instead of "awesome"? This is the first time I've ever written Aberystwyth on purpose
December 23, 2025 at 12:12 PM
when @oceonax.bsky.social sees boobs
December 22, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Carrying my crew to victory! 💪

twitch.tv/dandyfloss
December 22, 2025 at 1:02 PM
The return of Mast Tasker, the Elden Ring gameshow where I force my friends to do stupid things for points!

Returning on Tuesday 23rd at 8pm GMT, you won't want to miss this one! 👀
December 21, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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“I trust my immune system. I don’t need a vaccine.”

Ok, I trust mine to protect me too. Which is why I trained it extensively on what the virus looks like so it can handle it.

Boxers don’t enter the ring without a plan. It’s the punch you don’t see coming that knocks you out.
December 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Do not disturb me while i'm having my borger
December 18, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Watch THIS *immediate regret*
December 20, 2025 at 1:59 PM