Captain Dandyfloss 🏴☠️🌊 Pirate Vtuber
@dandyfloss.bsky.social
🌊 Cursed pirate captain
🌊 Twitch Partner
🌊 She/her 🏳️⚧️
🖼️ #artyfloss / 🔞 #dandyflirt / 😆 #isthisfloss
ℹ http://dandyfloss.carrd.co
🎥 twitch.tv/dandyfloss
🐦 x.com/DandyflossVT
https://captaindandyfloss.com
#vtuber #envtuber
NoAI ❌
🌊 Twitch Partner
🌊 She/her 🏳️⚧️
🖼️ #artyfloss / 🔞 #dandyflirt / 😆 #isthisfloss
ℹ http://dandyfloss.carrd.co
🎥 twitch.tv/dandyfloss
🐦 x.com/DandyflossVT
https://captaindandyfloss.com
#vtuber #envtuber
NoAI ❌
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~Dandyfloss, Resurrected~
Cursed pirate captain, sailing the seven seas for revenge and plunder!
🏴☠️Twitch: twitch.tv/dandyfloss
🏴☠️Youtube: youtube.com/@Dandyfloss
🏴☠️VODs: youtube.com/@Dandyfloss_Vods
🏴☠️Discord: discord.gg/dandyfloss
Oshi mark: 🏴☠️🌊
Fanart tag: #artyfloss
NSFW fanart tag: #dandyflirt
Cursed pirate captain, sailing the seven seas for revenge and plunder!
🏴☠️Twitch: twitch.tv/dandyfloss
🏴☠️Youtube: youtube.com/@Dandyfloss
🏴☠️VODs: youtube.com/@Dandyfloss_Vods
🏴☠️Discord: discord.gg/dandyfloss
Oshi mark: 🏴☠️🌊
Fanart tag: #artyfloss
NSFW fanart tag: #dandyflirt
Chat pressed the button that removes my bones
February 9, 2026 at 11:13 AM
Chat pressed the button that removes my bones
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I missed my own 10 year HRT anniversary this week so uh
Happy 10 years to me 💙
Happy 10 years to me 💙
February 7, 2026 at 5:53 PM
I missed my own 10 year HRT anniversary this week so uh
Happy 10 years to me 💙
Happy 10 years to me 💙
Why did nobody tell me all of House MD is on Netflix? Damn I've missed this show so much
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ALT: a close up of a man 's face with blue eyes
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February 8, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Why did nobody tell me all of House MD is on Netflix? Damn I've missed this show so much
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February 7, 2026 at 3:13 PM
I fixed the problem by having permanently wet hair ✌️
February 8, 2026 at 10:12 AM
I fixed the problem by having permanently wet hair ✌️
I missed my own 10 year HRT anniversary this week so uh
Happy 10 years to me 💙
Happy 10 years to me 💙
February 7, 2026 at 5:53 PM
I missed my own 10 year HRT anniversary this week so uh
Happy 10 years to me 💙
Happy 10 years to me 💙
Should I build one of my oversized commanders? 🤔
February 7, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Should I build one of my oversized commanders? 🤔
>buy something online months ago
>it gets sent from Australia a month ago
>constantly get email updates about it from Royal Mail
>told it's arrived in my city, will be arriving this morning
>wake up to email saying the address is incorrect and it's being sent BACK to Australia
are you FUCKING me
>it gets sent from Australia a month ago
>constantly get email updates about it from Royal Mail
>told it's arrived in my city, will be arriving this morning
>wake up to email saying the address is incorrect and it's being sent BACK to Australia
are you FUCKING me
February 7, 2026 at 10:09 AM
>buy something online months ago
>it gets sent from Australia a month ago
>constantly get email updates about it from Royal Mail
>told it's arrived in my city, will be arriving this morning
>wake up to email saying the address is incorrect and it's being sent BACK to Australia
are you FUCKING me
>it gets sent from Australia a month ago
>constantly get email updates about it from Royal Mail
>told it's arrived in my city, will be arriving this morning
>wake up to email saying the address is incorrect and it's being sent BACK to Australia
are you FUCKING me
My toe inflation surgery went well
February 7, 2026 at 12:12 AM
My toe inflation surgery went well
So who am I inviting to come play Magic on my ship? 🤔
February 6, 2026 at 7:29 PM
So who am I inviting to come play Magic on my ship? 🤔
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New Youtube video! My favourite sad old man takes me out for dinner (he found a place that does great food (it's boluses from the floor of an empty church))
youtu.be/0LUcC8Zh2yA
youtu.be/0LUcC8Zh2yA
February 6, 2026 at 1:24 PM
New Youtube video! My favourite sad old man takes me out for dinner (he found a place that does great food (it's boluses from the floor of an empty church))
youtu.be/0LUcC8Zh2yA
youtu.be/0LUcC8Zh2yA
I must get about 7-8 emails every week offering me game keys and demos and there's no way I can take them all because of the sheer volume. I must be on some mailing lists to send all these keys out to, but I just can't take it anymore.
Every time I ask for payment it's always the same rejection.
Every time I ask for payment it's always the same rejection.
February 6, 2026 at 11:27 AM
I must get about 7-8 emails every week offering me game keys and demos and there's no way I can take them all because of the sheer volume. I must be on some mailing lists to send all these keys out to, but I just can't take it anymore.
Every time I ask for payment it's always the same rejection.
Every time I ask for payment it's always the same rejection.
Every year The Professor holds an incredible fundraiser for an incredible cause, and it always brings me joy seeing how supportive and accepting the Magic community truly is 💙
February 5, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Every year The Professor holds an incredible fundraiser for an incredible cause, and it always brings me joy seeing how supportive and accepting the Magic community truly is 💙
WEE DID IT
February 5, 2026 at 3:19 PM
WEE DID IT
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Water cat moment frfr
February 5, 2026 at 11:50 AM
Water cat moment frfr
It's so hard not to leak funny screenshots of a project I'm working on that keeps breaking but I don't want to spoil the surprise so post replies as if I posted the funniest broken model you've ever seen
February 5, 2026 at 11:16 AM
It's so hard not to leak funny screenshots of a project I'm working on that keeps breaking but I don't want to spoil the surprise so post replies as if I posted the funniest broken model you've ever seen
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I'm giving away TEN Collector Booster Boxes of Lorwyn Eclipsed!
I'm giving TEN PEOPLE each one box of Collector Boosters from Lorwyn as a thank you for donating to Trans Lifeline!
Just donate in multiples of $4.00 to @translifeline.org until Feb 7 at 10am PST!
Donate--> give.translifeline.org/tcc
I'm giving TEN PEOPLE each one box of Collector Boosters from Lorwyn as a thank you for donating to Trans Lifeline!
Just donate in multiples of $4.00 to @translifeline.org until Feb 7 at 10am PST!
Donate--> give.translifeline.org/tcc
February 4, 2026 at 5:00 PM
I'm giving away TEN Collector Booster Boxes of Lorwyn Eclipsed!
I'm giving TEN PEOPLE each one box of Collector Boosters from Lorwyn as a thank you for donating to Trans Lifeline!
Just donate in multiples of $4.00 to @translifeline.org until Feb 7 at 10am PST!
Donate--> give.translifeline.org/tcc
I'm giving TEN PEOPLE each one box of Collector Boosters from Lorwyn as a thank you for donating to Trans Lifeline!
Just donate in multiples of $4.00 to @translifeline.org until Feb 7 at 10am PST!
Donate--> give.translifeline.org/tcc
"I'm doing some model work" means a totally diferent thing to a vtuber and a non-vtuber
February 4, 2026 at 12:15 PM
"I'm doing some model work" means a totally diferent thing to a vtuber and a non-vtuber
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Unfortunately I have to bring this back up again.
My Discord Impersonator is back again as people have been reaching out to confirm identity. I have reported the account but Discord still hasn't done anything.
See the attached image for a comparison, and report my imposter if you see them!
My Discord Impersonator is back again as people have been reaching out to confirm identity. I have reported the account but Discord still hasn't done anything.
See the attached image for a comparison, and report my imposter if you see them!
February 4, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Unfortunately I have to bring this back up again.
My Discord Impersonator is back again as people have been reaching out to confirm identity. I have reported the account but Discord still hasn't done anything.
See the attached image for a comparison, and report my imposter if you see them!
My Discord Impersonator is back again as people have been reaching out to confirm identity. I have reported the account but Discord still hasn't done anything.
See the attached image for a comparison, and report my imposter if you see them!
hey uhhhh can i get a uhhhh trans rights?
February 4, 2026 at 12:33 AM
hey uhhhh can i get a uhhhh trans rights?
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I love all genders🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
Because I have no gender.
Especially right now, transgender people are living with a lot of anxiety.
Why are transgender people not allowed to freely love the people they want to love?
Why can't transgender individuals live their lives with the soul they prefer?
Because I have no gender.
Especially right now, transgender people are living with a lot of anxiety.
Why are transgender people not allowed to freely love the people they want to love?
Why can't transgender individuals live their lives with the soul they prefer?
February 3, 2026 at 7:18 PM
I love all genders🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
Because I have no gender.
Especially right now, transgender people are living with a lot of anxiety.
Why are transgender people not allowed to freely love the people they want to love?
Why can't transgender individuals live their lives with the soul they prefer?
Because I have no gender.
Especially right now, transgender people are living with a lot of anxiety.
Why are transgender people not allowed to freely love the people they want to love?
Why can't transgender individuals live their lives with the soul they prefer?
One of the coolest ways to kill (one) Malenia 👍
#dandyclips
#dandyclips
February 3, 2026 at 8:47 PM
One of the coolest ways to kill (one) Malenia 👍
#dandyclips
#dandyclips
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Last night at my LGS, we had an insane SIXTEEN people show up to play cube.
SIX. TEEN.
My cube only supports 10 so we had to run a second cube alongside it.
2026 is the year of cube. People are getting fed up of paying so much for drafting all the new sets coming out but still want to draft.
SIX. TEEN.
My cube only supports 10 so we had to run a second cube alongside it.
2026 is the year of cube. People are getting fed up of paying so much for drafting all the new sets coming out but still want to draft.
God I love how many options there are to bling out my pauper cube
February 3, 2026 at 11:26 AM
Last night at my LGS, we had an insane SIXTEEN people show up to play cube.
SIX. TEEN.
My cube only supports 10 so we had to run a second cube alongside it.
2026 is the year of cube. People are getting fed up of paying so much for drafting all the new sets coming out but still want to draft.
SIX. TEEN.
My cube only supports 10 so we had to run a second cube alongside it.
2026 is the year of cube. People are getting fed up of paying so much for drafting all the new sets coming out but still want to draft.