Fat gentleman Dhruv
@dhruvpoov.bsky.social
The book says we may be through with the past but the past ain't through with us
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I hate when you misinterpret sexual tension... Like when the large gorgeous broad at the grocery store is rly taking her time to scan all my items and she's breathing through her mouth and we're both silent and I can't hold it any longer so I just go "shut up and fucking bone my brains out already!"
July 4, 2023 at 7:29 PM
I hate when you misinterpret sexual tension... Like when the large gorgeous broad at the grocery store is rly taking her time to scan all my items and she's breathing through her mouth and we're both silent and I can't hold it any longer so I just go "shut up and fucking bone my brains out already!"
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Daddy daddy why can't we go to college 🥺😔
Sorry honey daddy paid a Wisconsin black guy $10 so he could get on Bluesky
Sorry honey daddy paid a Wisconsin black guy $10 so he could get on Bluesky
June 29, 2023 at 8:25 PM
Daddy daddy why can't we go to college 🥺😔
Sorry honey daddy paid a Wisconsin black guy $10 so he could get on Bluesky
Sorry honey daddy paid a Wisconsin black guy $10 so he could get on Bluesky
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76 year old standup: hey man being lonely is hard huh 🤣🤣 boy... How many widowers in the audience tonight?
Voice from crowd: I DONT MISS MY GERTRUDE ANYMORE
Voice from crowd: I DONT MISS MY GERTRUDE ANYMORE
June 30, 2023 at 4:03 AM
76 year old standup: hey man being lonely is hard huh 🤣🤣 boy... How many widowers in the audience tonight?
Voice from crowd: I DONT MISS MY GERTRUDE ANYMORE
Voice from crowd: I DONT MISS MY GERTRUDE ANYMORE
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Due to a birth defect, my eyes are a window to some other person's soul.
September 14, 2023 at 3:29 AM
Due to a birth defect, my eyes are a window to some other person's soul.
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I like my women like I like my coffee: Like my women.
September 14, 2023 at 3:40 AM
I like my women like I like my coffee: Like my women.
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I've never understood the debate over whether abortion bans should make special exceptions for rape or incest. Are there that many fetuses committing these crimes anyway?
September 14, 2023 at 3:41 AM
I've never understood the debate over whether abortion bans should make special exceptions for rape or incest. Are there that many fetuses committing these crimes anyway?
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Thank God for my positive qualities. If it weren't for my positive qualities, I'd be the biggest loser in the world, instead of what I actually am, #5.
September 14, 2023 at 3:44 AM
Thank God for my positive qualities. If it weren't for my positive qualities, I'd be the biggest loser in the world, instead of what I actually am, #5.
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When I was young, we used to disparage all kinds of things by calling them gay. Now we only call homosexuals gay. That feels like moving backwards. That feels like punching down.
September 14, 2023 at 3:46 AM
When I was young, we used to disparage all kinds of things by calling them gay. Now we only call homosexuals gay. That feels like moving backwards. That feels like punching down.
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My mom says she's too busy to cook me a last meal. She says to just buy something from the prison commissary.
September 14, 2023 at 3:53 AM
My mom says she's too busy to cook me a last meal. She says to just buy something from the prison commissary.
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Guys if I pee myself when I die please don't call me a pussy or make fun of me... I just chose to go right then. it's performance art you wouldn't even get it
July 4, 2023 at 7:30 PM
Guys if I pee myself when I die please don't call me a pussy or make fun of me... I just chose to go right then. it's performance art you wouldn't even get it
You shouldn't use Slurs... except maybe when somebody's being one. Cuz how else are you, supposed to say what they're doing - like every morning in the shower I call myself "darky". because I'm incredibly coloured! That is true. I go to the beach, people gather under me to get shade. That happens!
July 4, 2023 at 8:18 PM
You shouldn't use Slurs... except maybe when somebody's being one. Cuz how else are you, supposed to say what they're doing - like every morning in the shower I call myself "darky". because I'm incredibly coloured! That is true. I go to the beach, people gather under me to get shade. That happens!
When some hard brothers from the hood happen to get each other really sweet presents do they ever go "aw... [N*****], you shouldn't have!"
July 4, 2023 at 7:32 PM
When some hard brothers from the hood happen to get each other really sweet presents do they ever go "aw... [N*****], you shouldn't have!"
Guys if I pee myself when I die please don't call me a pussy or make fun of me... I just chose to go right then. it's performance art you wouldn't even get it
July 4, 2023 at 7:30 PM
Guys if I pee myself when I die please don't call me a pussy or make fun of me... I just chose to go right then. it's performance art you wouldn't even get it
I hate when you misinterpret sexual tension... Like when the large gorgeous broad at the grocery store is rly taking her time to scan all my items and she's breathing through her mouth and we're both silent and I can't hold it any longer so I just go "shut up and fucking bone my brains out already!"
July 4, 2023 at 7:29 PM
I hate when you misinterpret sexual tension... Like when the large gorgeous broad at the grocery store is rly taking her time to scan all my items and she's breathing through her mouth and we're both silent and I can't hold it any longer so I just go "shut up and fucking bone my brains out already!"
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i like how this app works kind of poorly and doesn’t function well it makes me happy. doesn’t make the move from twitter too difficult.
July 2, 2023 at 6:41 PM
i like how this app works kind of poorly and doesn’t function well it makes me happy. doesn’t make the move from twitter too difficult.
I like that I'm back at exactly how mature I was at 13. I love not being retarded. I love processing info normally and improving my brain every day.
July 2, 2023 at 8:16 AM
I like that I'm back at exactly how mature I was at 13. I love not being retarded. I love processing info normally and improving my brain every day.
Hey, Tony. sarry to sound like half a fag, and you are my brother so not for nothing pal, but you need to start acting your age. I mean what's owl this about collin a phone sex line and racking up a hunnd dalla bill. Really, sonny, all du respect but you betta pull ya pants up and soon aright. Salud
July 2, 2023 at 3:34 AM
Hey, Tony. sarry to sound like half a fag, and you are my brother so not for nothing pal, but you need to start acting your age. I mean what's owl this about collin a phone sex line and racking up a hunnd dalla bill. Really, sonny, all du respect but you betta pull ya pants up and soon aright. Salud
Man if I get billed for phone sex when I never gave them my credit card I'm gonna slit my wrists son
July 2, 2023 at 3:20 AM
Man if I get billed for phone sex when I never gave them my credit card I'm gonna slit my wrists son
I'll say it for her: it's fucking Ridiculous how stupid he is
I'm woke now but Elon is really trying to make me relapse into r word use
July 1, 2023 at 9:49 PM
I'll say it for her: it's fucking Ridiculous how stupid he is
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I'm woke now but Elon is really trying to make me relapse into r word use
July 1, 2023 at 9:25 PM
I'm woke now but Elon is really trying to make me relapse into r word use
76 year old standup: hey man being lonely is hard huh 🤣🤣 boy... How many widowers in the audience tonight?
Voice from crowd: I DONT MISS MY GERTRUDE ANYMORE
Voice from crowd: I DONT MISS MY GERTRUDE ANYMORE
June 30, 2023 at 4:03 AM
76 year old standup: hey man being lonely is hard huh 🤣🤣 boy... How many widowers in the audience tonight?
Voice from crowd: I DONT MISS MY GERTRUDE ANYMORE
Voice from crowd: I DONT MISS MY GERTRUDE ANYMORE
Daddy daddy why can't we go to college 🥺😔
Sorry honey daddy paid a Wisconsin black guy $10 so he could get on Bluesky
Sorry honey daddy paid a Wisconsin black guy $10 so he could get on Bluesky
June 29, 2023 at 8:25 PM
Daddy daddy why can't we go to college 🥺😔
Sorry honey daddy paid a Wisconsin black guy $10 so he could get on Bluesky
Sorry honey daddy paid a Wisconsin black guy $10 so he could get on Bluesky