daniel 🫠
@dholms.xyz
dreaming of protocol level sovereignty
bsky team 🌅
bsky team 🌅
wow went to look up the original poem & it has ai analysis right after, kill me now
November 7, 2025 at 4:43 PM
wow went to look up the original poem & it has ai analysis right after, kill me now
"can you tell the difference between a meaningful and serendipitous moment in the real world and the howl of 1000s of gpus trying to optimize for you lingering on your phone for 0.5s longer?"
"can you?"
"can you?"
October 14, 2025 at 11:36 PM
"can you tell the difference between a meaningful and serendipitous moment in the real world and the howl of 1000s of gpus trying to optimize for you lingering on your phone for 0.5s longer?"
"can you?"
"can you?"
reached enlightenment doing deadlifts to deftones under a single garage bulb
October 3, 2025 at 12:47 AM
reached enlightenment doing deadlifts to deftones under a single garage bulb
text from friend, idk how to answer this
September 4, 2025 at 10:43 PM
text from friend, idk how to answer this
oh yeah big plans on a friday
August 29, 2025 at 10:05 PM
oh yeah big plans on a friday
then i noticed a “high-potion” tab which turns out to be an “in-app currency” that you gain by posting/interacting and lose by scrolling/viewing
of course every interaction is viewable on your profile
of course every interaction is viewable on your profile
August 15, 2025 at 7:46 PM
then i noticed a “high-potion” tab which turns out to be an “in-app currency” that you gain by posting/interacting and lose by scrolling/viewing
of course every interaction is viewable on your profile
of course every interaction is viewable on your profile
then i navigated to my profile & instead of a banner image, it’s a LIVE VIDEO OF ME BROWSING THE APP
i’m dead serious, i checked it out from another browser and could watch as a scrolled around on my app
i’m dead serious, i checked it out from another browser and could watch as a scrolled around on my app
August 15, 2025 at 7:46 PM
then i navigated to my profile & instead of a banner image, it’s a LIVE VIDEO OF ME BROWSING THE APP
i’m dead serious, i checked it out from another browser and could watch as a scrolled around on my app
i’m dead serious, i checked it out from another browser and could watch as a scrolled around on my app
so i went to vomit, but when i started typing a countdown of 45 seconds starts
and then when i posted i realized it was recording me the whole time and every user that views my post can see the drafts that i went through
and then when i posted i realized it was recording me the whole time and every user that views my post can see the drafts that i went through
August 15, 2025 at 7:46 PM
so i went to vomit, but when i started typing a countdown of 45 seconds starts
and then when i posted i realized it was recording me the whole time and every user that views my post can see the drafts that i went through
and then when i posted i realized it was recording me the whole time and every user that views my post can see the drafts that i went through
okay so first off instead of prompting you with “What’s up?” it encourages you to “just vomit and feel better”
August 15, 2025 at 7:46 PM
okay so first off instead of prompting you with “What’s up?” it encourages you to “just vomit and feel better”
logging back on after a very offline 4 months
August 4, 2025 at 7:22 PM
logging back on after a very offline 4 months
what if we kissed in the post-crash task runner heatmap 🥺
November 16, 2024 at 12:29 AM
what if we kissed in the post-crash task runner heatmap 🥺
in other news here’s a kitty loafing in front of the heat vent while we’re fire fighting
November 14, 2024 at 11:26 PM
in other news here’s a kitty loafing in front of the heat vent while we’re fire fighting
butterfly v tapeworm who will win?
October 18, 2024 at 6:06 PM
butterfly v tapeworm who will win?
finally giving video a go
cats in string
cats in string
September 13, 2024 at 10:57 PM
finally giving video a go
cats in string
cats in string
northern lights boy // northern lights cow
May 11, 2024 at 5:10 AM
northern lights boy // northern lights cow
wait who tf labeled this account that liked and replied “hello handsome” to my criminally under appreciated logical v wall clock post as “spam”
May 5, 2024 at 10:33 PM
wait who tf labeled this account that liked and replied “hello handsome” to my criminally under appreciated logical v wall clock post as “spam”
logical clocks: forward movement, collaborative, forming order out of chaos. understandable, grounded in reality and pro-human
wall clocks: the mausoleum of all hope and desire
wall clocks: the mausoleum of all hope and desire
April 26, 2024 at 4:14 PM
logical clocks: forward movement, collaborative, forming order out of chaos. understandable, grounded in reality and pro-human
wall clocks: the mausoleum of all hope and desire
wall clocks: the mausoleum of all hope and desire
it is NOT illegal to add mezcal to your carne asada marinade
April 13, 2024 at 10:25 PM
it is NOT illegal to add mezcal to your carne asada marinade
