Dhanesh
Dhanesh
@dhaneshpatel.bsky.social
Avid #Leafs and #Raptors fan

Occasionally dabble in the political debate
I won't be surprised if this gets me banned, but remember when Trump said he didn't have DNA, he has USA 🤣 genuinely cackling to myself after I just remembered it. It's a shame he's so evil, he's genuinely so funny sometimes
November 15, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Spotify DJ really said "I'm going to play you some deepcuts you probably haven't heard before" and then played Smooth Criminal by MJ
June 27, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Okay but like, what'd I do wrong?
April 25, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Put myself out there, let's hope it works out for the best
April 22, 2025 at 11:30 AM
I hope all the Muslims who voted for Trump over Palestine feel really stupid tonight.
February 5, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Lately my phone has randomly been restarting and I couldn't figure out why. Today I realised it was TikTok. If there wasn't any more of a reason to delete the app, this would be it
January 26, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Leafs are playing like they're the ones on a back to back
January 12, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Okay, that was a stupid penalty from Kampf. But didn't he touch the puck right after the ref put their hand up?
January 12, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Christmas dinner table set for tonight!

Merry Christmas everyone 🎄🎄
December 25, 2024 at 6:36 PM
At the stage of adulting where messing up my laundry has ruined my night
December 19, 2024 at 12:51 AM
Leafs got outplayed all game
December 7, 2024 at 2:35 AM
Gonna need some Matthews magic in thrast 8 minutes
December 7, 2024 at 2:23 AM
Sitting on the train and sitting across this girl and guy who aren't together but are clearly into each other

I wish them the best but please go away
December 6, 2024 at 11:18 PM
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🥶🥶🥶
December 3, 2024 at 12:46 AM
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There is no goddamn war on Christmas. Other holidays happen during December and January, deal with it. Other people's beliefs matter, too.
December 1, 2024 at 3:47 PM
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November 30, 2024 at 12:35 AM
Absolutely nervous for my first recital in a long time
November 30, 2024 at 3:53 AM
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"I love these real saturdays. They're so relaxing.
Not like that fake saturday that almost got me fired."
September 14, 2024 at 1:44 PM
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The energy of 2013 Twitter but everybody's back and knees hurt more.
November 17, 2024 at 3:50 AM
Nirmohiya from the new Bandish Bandits soundtrack is so good 😍
November 22, 2024 at 11:15 AM
Cybertrucks are such ugly vehicles
November 16, 2024 at 4:59 PM
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Lol this is exactly what my timeline looked like before Twitter did the For You page.
November 15, 2024 at 3:00 PM
Lost art that I've noticed working at the pharmacy: the new generation can't write cursive so when you ask them to sign something they just print their name
November 15, 2024 at 2:28 AM
This Leafs game will kill me.
May 5, 2024 at 2:56 AM