Dhanesh
@dhaneshpatel.bsky.social
Avid #Leafs and #Raptors fan
Occasionally dabble in the political debate
Occasionally dabble in the political debate
I won't be surprised if this gets me banned, but remember when Trump said he didn't have DNA, he has USA 🤣 genuinely cackling to myself after I just remembered it. It's a shame he's so evil, he's genuinely so funny sometimes
November 15, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I won't be surprised if this gets me banned, but remember when Trump said he didn't have DNA, he has USA 🤣 genuinely cackling to myself after I just remembered it. It's a shame he's so evil, he's genuinely so funny sometimes
Spotify DJ really said "I'm going to play you some deepcuts you probably haven't heard before" and then played Smooth Criminal by MJ
June 27, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Spotify DJ really said "I'm going to play you some deepcuts you probably haven't heard before" and then played Smooth Criminal by MJ
Okay but like, what'd I do wrong?
April 25, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Okay but like, what'd I do wrong?
Put myself out there, let's hope it works out for the best
April 22, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Put myself out there, let's hope it works out for the best
I hope all the Muslims who voted for Trump over Palestine feel really stupid tonight.
February 5, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I hope all the Muslims who voted for Trump over Palestine feel really stupid tonight.
Lately my phone has randomly been restarting and I couldn't figure out why. Today I realised it was TikTok. If there wasn't any more of a reason to delete the app, this would be it
January 26, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Lately my phone has randomly been restarting and I couldn't figure out why. Today I realised it was TikTok. If there wasn't any more of a reason to delete the app, this would be it
Leafs are playing like they're the ones on a back to back
January 12, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Leafs are playing like they're the ones on a back to back
Okay, that was a stupid penalty from Kampf. But didn't he touch the puck right after the ref put their hand up?
January 12, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Okay, that was a stupid penalty from Kampf. But didn't he touch the puck right after the ref put their hand up?
Christmas dinner table set for tonight!
Merry Christmas everyone 🎄🎄
Merry Christmas everyone 🎄🎄
December 25, 2024 at 6:36 PM
Christmas dinner table set for tonight!
Merry Christmas everyone 🎄🎄
Merry Christmas everyone 🎄🎄
At the stage of adulting where messing up my laundry has ruined my night
December 19, 2024 at 12:51 AM
At the stage of adulting where messing up my laundry has ruined my night
Leafs got outplayed all game
December 7, 2024 at 2:35 AM
Leafs got outplayed all game
Gonna need some Matthews magic in thrast 8 minutes
December 7, 2024 at 2:23 AM
Gonna need some Matthews magic in thrast 8 minutes
Sitting on the train and sitting across this girl and guy who aren't together but are clearly into each other
I wish them the best but please go away
I wish them the best but please go away
December 6, 2024 at 11:18 PM
Sitting on the train and sitting across this girl and guy who aren't together but are clearly into each other
I wish them the best but please go away
I wish them the best but please go away
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There is no goddamn war on Christmas. Other holidays happen during December and January, deal with it. Other people's beliefs matter, too.
December 1, 2024 at 3:47 PM
There is no goddamn war on Christmas. Other holidays happen during December and January, deal with it. Other people's beliefs matter, too.
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Absolutely nervous for my first recital in a long time
November 30, 2024 at 3:53 AM
Absolutely nervous for my first recital in a long time
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"I love these real saturdays. They're so relaxing.
Not like that fake saturday that almost got me fired."
Not like that fake saturday that almost got me fired."
September 14, 2024 at 1:44 PM
"I love these real saturdays. They're so relaxing.
Not like that fake saturday that almost got me fired."
Not like that fake saturday that almost got me fired."
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The energy of 2013 Twitter but everybody's back and knees hurt more.
November 17, 2024 at 3:50 AM
The energy of 2013 Twitter but everybody's back and knees hurt more.
Nirmohiya from the new Bandish Bandits soundtrack is so good 😍
November 22, 2024 at 11:15 AM
Nirmohiya from the new Bandish Bandits soundtrack is so good 😍
Cybertrucks are such ugly vehicles
November 16, 2024 at 4:59 PM
Cybertrucks are such ugly vehicles
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Lol this is exactly what my timeline looked like before Twitter did the For You page.
November 15, 2024 at 3:00 PM
Lol this is exactly what my timeline looked like before Twitter did the For You page.
Lost art that I've noticed working at the pharmacy: the new generation can't write cursive so when you ask them to sign something they just print their name
November 15, 2024 at 2:28 AM
Lost art that I've noticed working at the pharmacy: the new generation can't write cursive so when you ask them to sign something they just print their name
This Leafs game will kill me.
May 5, 2024 at 2:56 AM
This Leafs game will kill me.