St. Paul Pork Product
@dgr3xl.bsky.social
Ashamed american. Proud Minnesotan.
📍 Minneapolis❤️
📍 Minneapolis❤️
I changed my @ and have recently gained a bunch of followers…
Reintroduction Thread:
Name: David
Pronouns: He/Him
Location: Minne-Fucking-Apolis
Interests: Cars/detailing, shopping, cute shoes, house music, hugging, dancing, being bald
Vocation: Personality hire at Trader Joe’s
Reintroduction Thread:
Name: David
Pronouns: He/Him
Location: Minne-Fucking-Apolis
Interests: Cars/detailing, shopping, cute shoes, house music, hugging, dancing, being bald
Vocation: Personality hire at Trader Joe’s
February 19, 2026 at 5:28 AM
I changed my @ and have recently gained a bunch of followers…
Reintroduction Thread:
Name: David
Pronouns: He/Him
Location: Minne-Fucking-Apolis
Interests: Cars/detailing, shopping, cute shoes, house music, hugging, dancing, being bald
Vocation: Personality hire at Trader Joe’s
Reintroduction Thread:
Name: David
Pronouns: He/Him
Location: Minne-Fucking-Apolis
Interests: Cars/detailing, shopping, cute shoes, house music, hugging, dancing, being bald
Vocation: Personality hire at Trader Joe’s
When you’re being mean this is who you’re being mean to btw
February 19, 2026 at 3:13 AM
When you’re being mean this is who you’re being mean to btw
It wasn’t even leg day
February 19, 2026 at 1:04 AM
It wasn’t even leg day
I felt tired and unmotivated today and still hit a new record for total weight lifted 💅🏻
February 19, 2026 at 12:46 AM
I felt tired and unmotivated today and still hit a new record for total weight lifted 💅🏻
The pre-gym ritual of spending 4-5 minutes in my car in the parking lot while I scroll and finish my energy drink >>>
February 18, 2026 at 6:19 PM
The pre-gym ritual of spending 4-5 minutes in my car in the parking lot while I scroll and finish my energy drink >>>
Felt big today
February 17, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Felt big today
I’m super late to the game but why did none of you hoes tell me the video for Doja Cat’s “Gorgeous” was an homage to 80s makeup ads??? It’s PERFECTION. Cunt has never been served so hard before.
February 16, 2026 at 4:12 AM
I’m super late to the game but why did none of you hoes tell me the video for Doja Cat’s “Gorgeous” was an homage to 80s makeup ads??? It’s PERFECTION. Cunt has never been served so hard before.
When you’re being mean this is who you’re being mean to btw
February 15, 2026 at 3:34 PM
When you’re being mean this is who you’re being mean to btw
Valentine’s Day dinner for one
If you’re not putting hot honey on your nugs, you’re only getting *half* the story!
If you’re not putting hot honey on your nugs, you’re only getting *half* the story!
February 15, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Valentine’s Day dinner for one
If you’re not putting hot honey on your nugs, you’re only getting *half* the story!
If you’re not putting hot honey on your nugs, you’re only getting *half* the story!
Legs may have felt like jell-o, but I still got my pump on ❤️🏋🏼♂️💅🏻
February 15, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Legs may have felt like jell-o, but I still got my pump on ❤️🏋🏼♂️💅🏻
❤️🫶🏻🫰🏻✌🏻🍑🤳🏻😊❤️
February 14, 2026 at 7:12 PM
❤️🫶🏻🫰🏻✌🏻🍑🤳🏻😊❤️
Happy Valentines from bae ‘n me
February 14, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Happy Valentines from bae ‘n me
Gym’d two days in a row, but I went easy on myself and incorporated some leg exercises. We’ll see how I feel tomorrow!
February 13, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Gym’d two days in a row, but I went easy on myself and incorporated some leg exercises. We’ll see how I feel tomorrow!
Skin, lotioned
Facial hair, trimmed
Bedtime, imminent
Facial hair, trimmed
Bedtime, imminent
February 12, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Skin, lotioned
Facial hair, trimmed
Bedtime, imminent
Facial hair, trimmed
Bedtime, imminent
Keep it pumpin’, Queen
February 11, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Keep it pumpin’, Queen
Hitting a PR on the pec fly machine during this song
February 11, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Hitting a PR on the pec fly machine during this song
I love this big dumb chungus
February 11, 2026 at 4:56 PM
I love this big dumb chungus
I rarely wear mine outside of night driving/movie theaters but you might catch me in them every so often
February 11, 2026 at 5:35 AM
I rarely wear mine outside of night driving/movie theaters but you might catch me in them every so often
The powers that be really buried the lede when they marketed Jurassic World Rebirth because HELLO DADDYYYY
February 9, 2026 at 5:32 AM
The powers that be really buried the lede when they marketed Jurassic World Rebirth because HELLO DADDYYYY
Fucking PUMPED. These thiddies outta control. Really great having a friend to help you and push you and point out the changes they see and you don’t 💅🏻🏋🏼♂️
February 8, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Fucking PUMPED. These thiddies outta control. Really great having a friend to help you and push you and point out the changes they see and you don’t 💅🏻🏋🏼♂️
Mall of America with my friend and my 14 year old niece today
February 8, 2026 at 5:47 AM
Mall of America with my friend and my 14 year old niece today
Goodbye, baby blue/mint green work bathroom, hello silvery yellow and slate!
February 6, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Goodbye, baby blue/mint green work bathroom, hello silvery yellow and slate!
Someday I will be less annoying about my gym posts… not today though.
I added weight to a few exercises and I think I’ll be feeling it tomorrow, but I really want to push myself!
T-minus 87 days until 40!
I added weight to a few exercises and I think I’ll be feeling it tomorrow, but I really want to push myself!
T-minus 87 days until 40!
February 6, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Someday I will be less annoying about my gym posts… not today though.
I added weight to a few exercises and I think I’ll be feeling it tomorrow, but I really want to push myself!
T-minus 87 days until 40!
I added weight to a few exercises and I think I’ll be feeling it tomorrow, but I really want to push myself!
T-minus 87 days until 40!
Co-star knows I like writing letters but clearly doesn’t comprehend exactly how many men I’ve developed feelings for.
Some of them even know I exist!
Some of them even know I exist!
February 5, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Co-star knows I like writing letters but clearly doesn’t comprehend exactly how many men I’ve developed feelings for.
Some of them even know I exist!
Some of them even know I exist!
Which one of you homos is having a Super Bowl party and can I come?
February 5, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Which one of you homos is having a Super Bowl party and can I come?