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@dgr3xl.bsky.social
Ashamed american. Proud Minnesotan.
📍 Minneapolis❤️
📍 Minneapolis❤️
I changed my @ and have recently gained a bunch of followers…
Reintroduction Thread:
Name: David
Pronouns: He/Him
Location: Minne-Fucking-Apolis
Interests: Cars/detailing, shopping, cute shoes, house music, hugging, dancing, being bald
Vocation: Personality hire at Trader Joe’s
Reintroduction Thread:
Name: David
Pronouns: He/Him
Location: Minne-Fucking-Apolis
Interests: Cars/detailing, shopping, cute shoes, house music, hugging, dancing, being bald
Vocation: Personality hire at Trader Joe’s
February 19, 2026 at 5:28 AM
I changed my @ and have recently gained a bunch of followers…
Reintroduction Thread:
Name: David
Pronouns: He/Him
Location: Minne-Fucking-Apolis
Interests: Cars/detailing, shopping, cute shoes, house music, hugging, dancing, being bald
Vocation: Personality hire at Trader Joe’s
Reintroduction Thread:
Name: David
Pronouns: He/Him
Location: Minne-Fucking-Apolis
Interests: Cars/detailing, shopping, cute shoes, house music, hugging, dancing, being bald
Vocation: Personality hire at Trader Joe’s
When you’re being mean this is who you’re being mean to btw
February 19, 2026 at 3:13 AM
When you’re being mean this is who you’re being mean to btw
It wasn’t even leg day
February 19, 2026 at 1:04 AM
It wasn’t even leg day
I felt tired and unmotivated today and still hit a new record for total weight lifted 💅🏻
February 19, 2026 at 12:46 AM
I felt tired and unmotivated today and still hit a new record for total weight lifted 💅🏻
Hey Twin Cities, our fool’s spring is over. Last night’s rain and today’s snow has made the roads capital-T TERRIBLE. Be careful out there.
February 18, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Hey Twin Cities, our fool’s spring is over. Last night’s rain and today’s snow has made the roads capital-T TERRIBLE. Be careful out there.
I hope none of you believed Mr. Crossing Guard when he told the media they were scaling back. That was a trick to get the media to stop covering it. It’s still very much winter in Minneapolis.
There’s a very boring looking wardrobe-by-Costco straight couple who comes to the gym and they regularly stand in front of equipment they aren’t using and they just talk. I very rarely see them doing any exercises.
Anyway I think they’re 🧊ag*nts who are casing the joint and it always bums me out
Anyway I think they’re 🧊ag*nts who are casing the joint and it always bums me out
February 18, 2026 at 7:30 PM
I hope none of you believed Mr. Crossing Guard when he told the media they were scaling back. That was a trick to get the media to stop covering it. It’s still very much winter in Minneapolis.
There’s a very boring looking wardrobe-by-Costco straight couple who comes to the gym and they regularly stand in front of equipment they aren’t using and they just talk. I very rarely see them doing any exercises.
Anyway I think they’re 🧊ag*nts who are casing the joint and it always bums me out
Anyway I think they’re 🧊ag*nts who are casing the joint and it always bums me out
February 18, 2026 at 7:04 PM
There’s a very boring looking wardrobe-by-Costco straight couple who comes to the gym and they regularly stand in front of equipment they aren’t using and they just talk. I very rarely see them doing any exercises.
Anyway I think they’re 🧊ag*nts who are casing the joint and it always bums me out
Anyway I think they’re 🧊ag*nts who are casing the joint and it always bums me out
The pre-gym ritual of spending 4-5 minutes in my car in the parking lot while I scroll and finish my energy drink >>>
February 18, 2026 at 6:19 PM
The pre-gym ritual of spending 4-5 minutes in my car in the parking lot while I scroll and finish my energy drink >>>
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my very first commissioned poster/flyer! directly referencing Lipps Inc’s second album. first one’s always on the house~
February 18, 2026 at 1:21 PM
my very first commissioned poster/flyer! directly referencing Lipps Inc’s second album. first one’s always on the house~
Hooooooo boy, Tyra did not do herself any favors dodging questions in this ANTM docuseries.
February 17, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Hooooooo boy, Tyra did not do herself any favors dodging questions in this ANTM docuseries.
Felt big today
February 17, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Felt big today
When swift*es get all tinfoil hat about it I’m like “shut the fuck up nobody cares”, but when the Beyhive gets all tinfoil hat about it I’m like “Tell me more please”
February 16, 2026 at 4:21 PM
When swift*es get all tinfoil hat about it I’m like “shut the fuck up nobody cares”, but when the Beyhive gets all tinfoil hat about it I’m like “Tell me more please”
I’m super late to the game but why did none of you hoes tell me the video for Doja Cat’s “Gorgeous” was an homage to 80s makeup ads??? It’s PERFECTION. Cunt has never been served so hard before.
February 16, 2026 at 4:12 AM
I’m super late to the game but why did none of you hoes tell me the video for Doja Cat’s “Gorgeous” was an homage to 80s makeup ads??? It’s PERFECTION. Cunt has never been served so hard before.
Reaffirming my love for Charlie Puth by rewatching all of his music videos.
While he is objectively one of the most talented musicians to exist in the modern age and has an incredible head of hair, watching him try to dance is painful!
While he is objectively one of the most talented musicians to exist in the modern age and has an incredible head of hair, watching him try to dance is painful!
a man in a hawaiian shirt is dancing in a living room with yellow curtains
ALT: a man in a hawaiian shirt is dancing in a living room with yellow curtains
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February 16, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Reaffirming my love for Charlie Puth by rewatching all of his music videos.
While he is objectively one of the most talented musicians to exist in the modern age and has an incredible head of hair, watching him try to dance is painful!
While he is objectively one of the most talented musicians to exist in the modern age and has an incredible head of hair, watching him try to dance is painful!
When you’re being mean this is who you’re being mean to btw
February 15, 2026 at 3:34 PM
When you’re being mean this is who you’re being mean to btw
Valentine’s Day dinner for one
If you’re not putting hot honey on your nugs, you’re only getting *half* the story!
If you’re not putting hot honey on your nugs, you’re only getting *half* the story!
February 15, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Valentine’s Day dinner for one
If you’re not putting hot honey on your nugs, you’re only getting *half* the story!
If you’re not putting hot honey on your nugs, you’re only getting *half* the story!
Legs may have felt like jell-o, but I still got my pump on ❤️🏋🏼♂️💅🏻
February 15, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Legs may have felt like jell-o, but I still got my pump on ❤️🏋🏼♂️💅🏻
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BIG BAGS BUSSIN’ OUT THE BENTLEY BENTAYGA
February 15, 2026 at 1:19 AM
BIG BAGS BUSSIN’ OUT THE BENTLEY BENTAYGA
6pm on a Valentine’s Day that falls on a Saturday is a GREAT time to go to the gym. There’s like 15 chuds and me in here.
February 15, 2026 at 12:27 AM
6pm on a Valentine’s Day that falls on a Saturday is a GREAT time to go to the gym. There’s like 15 chuds and me in here.
So the leg exercises destroyed me. Hip adductors, easy peasy. Maxed out the machine, it was a cake walk. Abductors though??? That’s something to work on. Walking around at work today was NOT fun!
Gym’d two days in a row, but I went easy on myself and incorporated some leg exercises. We’ll see how I feel tomorrow!
February 14, 2026 at 11:42 PM
So the leg exercises destroyed me. Hip adductors, easy peasy. Maxed out the machine, it was a cake walk. Abductors though??? That’s something to work on. Walking around at work today was NOT fun!
❤️🫶🏻🫰🏻✌🏻🍑🤳🏻😊❤️
February 14, 2026 at 7:12 PM
❤️🫶🏻🫰🏻✌🏻🍑🤳🏻😊❤️
Happy Valentines from bae ‘n me
February 14, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Happy Valentines from bae ‘n me
Wherever Megan Thee Stallion is, I hope she’s having a wonderful day and knows how powerful her music makes me feel
February 13, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Wherever Megan Thee Stallion is, I hope she’s having a wonderful day and knows how powerful her music makes me feel
Gym’d two days in a row, but I went easy on myself and incorporated some leg exercises. We’ll see how I feel tomorrow!
February 13, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Gym’d two days in a row, but I went easy on myself and incorporated some leg exercises. We’ll see how I feel tomorrow!