Goldie (he/him)
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VO person (Metroid Prime 4: Beyond, Hyrule Warriors: AoI, Final Fantasy VII, Genshin Impact, more to come). Terrible at writing descriptions.
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“Myles is as bad as it gets but he’s not a dealbreaker” is my new email signature quote.
Finished Metroid Prime 4 this morning.
The desert area is a bit bleh, but just about everything else is solid. And I don't mind the GF characters too much - Myles is as bad as it gets but he's not a dealbreaker.
The desert area is a bit bleh, but just about everything else is solid. And I don't mind the GF characters too much - Myles is as bad as it gets but he's not a dealbreaker.
December 7, 2025 at 3:43 AM
“Myles is as bad as it gets but he’s not a dealbreaker” is my new email signature quote.
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We like Myles Mackenzie in this house
December 6, 2025 at 2:18 AM
We like Myles Mackenzie in this house
Young people, please run for office.
Farmers, teachers, social workers, defense attorneys…please run for office.
Minorities, LGBTQ, trans…please run for office.
And after you win, work for what matters, not what gets you reelected. Congress shouldn’t be a career.
No more old white people.
Farmers, teachers, social workers, defense attorneys…please run for office.
Minorities, LGBTQ, trans…please run for office.
And after you win, work for what matters, not what gets you reelected. Congress shouldn’t be a career.
No more old white people.
November 10, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Young people, please run for office.
Farmers, teachers, social workers, defense attorneys…please run for office.
Minorities, LGBTQ, trans…please run for office.
And after you win, work for what matters, not what gets you reelected. Congress shouldn’t be a career.
No more old white people.
Farmers, teachers, social workers, defense attorneys…please run for office.
Minorities, LGBTQ, trans…please run for office.
And after you win, work for what matters, not what gets you reelected. Congress shouldn’t be a career.
No more old white people.
I hope Mamdani wins, but it’s gonna be really nice to not have our feeds dominated by one city’s mayoral race.
November 4, 2025 at 8:03 AM
I hope Mamdani wins, but it’s gonna be really nice to not have our feeds dominated by one city’s mayoral race.
“The Replacements” is on TNT. Aside from making the scabs the heroes, the most insulting part of this movie is having the QB line up on an onside kick. Shameful.
November 2, 2025 at 11:36 PM
“The Replacements” is on TNT. Aside from making the scabs the heroes, the most insulting part of this movie is having the QB line up on an onside kick. Shameful.
There’s a Dr. Pepper shortage in this country due to a change in bottlers and the LAME STREAM MEDIA WON’T TALK ABOUT IT!
October 25, 2025 at 4:26 AM
There’s a Dr. Pepper shortage in this country due to a change in bottlers and the LAME STREAM MEDIA WON’T TALK ABOUT IT!
Hey @vanjones.bsky.social, is today another time he looks presidential?
October 19, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Hey @vanjones.bsky.social, is today another time he looks presidential?
My server just asked if I thought there’s gonna be a tornado in L.A. today, and I said “Don’t know, but I’ll wear my red slippers just in case.”
I’m really, really sorry.
I’m really, really sorry.
October 14, 2025 at 4:15 PM
My server just asked if I thought there’s gonna be a tornado in L.A. today, and I said “Don’t know, but I’ll wear my red slippers just in case.”
I’m really, really sorry.
I’m really, really sorry.
The Lillywhite Sessions downloaded from Limewire and burned onto CD
August 16, 2025 at 2:57 AM
The Lillywhite Sessions downloaded from Limewire and burned onto CD
Can we get the “I just got hired by The Late Show” jokes out now so we’re not inundated next year?
July 25, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Can we get the “I just got hired by The Late Show” jokes out now so we’re not inundated next year?
I mean, if you ignore everything the man says, does and believes, then I guess this “article” makes sense? Literally 4 stories below this is “Trump wants to take away citizenship of someone who hurt his feewings.”
July 13, 2025 at 6:45 AM
I mean, if you ignore everything the man says, does and believes, then I guess this “article” makes sense? Literally 4 stories below this is “Trump wants to take away citizenship of someone who hurt his feewings.”
My favorite thing about Bluesky is reading updates to a basketball game that are 22 hours old.
May 25, 2025 at 11:48 PM
My favorite thing about Bluesky is reading updates to a basketball game that are 22 hours old.
I had always joked that D’Onofrio and Schreiber being in the same project would cause the heavens to upend themselves and time to become meaningless. So…told ya so!
me as of 20 minutes ago: THE WHALE was bad enough that I wanted to eradicate all of Aronofsky’s previous work, regardless of quality
me now: well…………. let’s not be hasty
me now: well…………. let’s not be hasty
April 20, 2025 at 6:44 AM
I had always joked that D’Onofrio and Schreiber being in the same project would cause the heavens to upend themselves and time to become meaningless. So…told ya so!
Tom Brady looks like he drank from the wrong grail.
February 9, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Tom Brady looks like he drank from the wrong grail.
Dear Hallmark,
I double dog dare you to have a Jewish character who doesn’t throw out Yiddish phrases.
Seriously, the beitzim on these people…
I double dog dare you to have a Jewish character who doesn’t throw out Yiddish phrases.
Seriously, the beitzim on these people…
December 9, 2024 at 2:09 AM
Dear Hallmark,
I double dog dare you to have a Jewish character who doesn’t throw out Yiddish phrases.
Seriously, the beitzim on these people…
I double dog dare you to have a Jewish character who doesn’t throw out Yiddish phrases.
Seriously, the beitzim on these people…
People are following me on this app and I don’t know why. Let me just apologize in advance for the complete and total lack of anything worthwhile. Enjoy!
December 7, 2024 at 9:38 PM
People are following me on this app and I don’t know why. Let me just apologize in advance for the complete and total lack of anything worthwhile. Enjoy!
Wanna feel good about the world? Post on Reddit that you’re looking for minority-owned board game shops, and watch the positivity just flow…somewhere else, maybe, because there it was all butthurt white dudes screaming “racism!”
September 27, 2024 at 7:13 PM
Wanna feel good about the world? Post on Reddit that you’re looking for minority-owned board game shops, and watch the positivity just flow…somewhere else, maybe, because there it was all butthurt white dudes screaming “racism!”
Cubs and Bears win on the same day? Someone bring a Lou Malnati’s down to the crossroads?
September 8, 2024 at 8:43 PM
Cubs and Bears win on the same day? Someone bring a Lou Malnati’s down to the crossroads?
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June 22, 2024 at 7:21 PM
Unsolicited schtick pic
May 23, 2024 at 3:18 AM
Unsolicited schtick pic
It’s 4.24.24…HOLY FUCKBALLS WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!
April 25, 2024 at 2:58 AM
It’s 4.24.24…HOLY FUCKBALLS WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!
That was as Cubs a loss as Cubs losses go.
Wait ‘til next year.
Wait ‘til next year.
March 29, 2024 at 2:57 AM
That was as Cubs a loss as Cubs losses go.
Wait ‘til next year.
Wait ‘til next year.
SATAN: And what’d you do to get sent down here?
GUY: I advised companies to interrupt their hold music every minute so customers think, “ah finally, someone’s here to help me,” but actually it’s just a wholly unnecessary recorded message reminding them they’re still on hold.
SATAN: You MONSTER!!!
GUY: I advised companies to interrupt their hold music every minute so customers think, “ah finally, someone’s here to help me,” but actually it’s just a wholly unnecessary recorded message reminding them they’re still on hold.
SATAN: You MONSTER!!!
March 27, 2024 at 5:38 AM
SATAN: And what’d you do to get sent down here?
GUY: I advised companies to interrupt their hold music every minute so customers think, “ah finally, someone’s here to help me,” but actually it’s just a wholly unnecessary recorded message reminding them they’re still on hold.
SATAN: You MONSTER!!!
GUY: I advised companies to interrupt their hold music every minute so customers think, “ah finally, someone’s here to help me,” but actually it’s just a wholly unnecessary recorded message reminding them they’re still on hold.
SATAN: You MONSTER!!!
I never gave much credence to the idea of knowing the exact moment you become an “old person.”
I just loudly grunted while sitting down at the car wash.
I wasn’t hurt, it was not a strenuous effort, but I expelled an involuntary exasperation nonetheless.
It mean…just……fuck.
I just loudly grunted while sitting down at the car wash.
I wasn’t hurt, it was not a strenuous effort, but I expelled an involuntary exasperation nonetheless.
It mean…just……fuck.
March 9, 2024 at 4:11 PM
I never gave much credence to the idea of knowing the exact moment you become an “old person.”
I just loudly grunted while sitting down at the car wash.
I wasn’t hurt, it was not a strenuous effort, but I expelled an involuntary exasperation nonetheless.
It mean…just……fuck.
I just loudly grunted while sitting down at the car wash.
I wasn’t hurt, it was not a strenuous effort, but I expelled an involuntary exasperation nonetheless.
It mean…just……fuck.