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David Gilman
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I trust you will tell me if I am making a fool of myself.
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New Mozilla marketing campaign?
Jeffrey Epstein: “try opening in firefox”
November 14, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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Big if true
RAND analyst predicts that WW3 starts in June 1953
November 6, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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Specifically asked for the jizz on the purple rice, not the mango
Purple sticky rice with mango and whipped cream
October 25, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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Why is the chick-fil-a app like this
Chick fil a ordering app The expanded stock photograph of a chick fil a employee
September 29, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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Why use your time machine to kill Hitler when you could kill the First White Guy
In a 2013 study, Canfield et al. established that SLC24A5 sits in a block of haplotypes, one of which (C11) is shared by virtually all chromosomes that bear the A111T variant. This "equivalence" between C11 and A111T indicates that all people who carry this skin-lightening allele descend from a common origin: a single carrier who lived most likely "between the Middle East and the Indian subcontinent".
September 21, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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TIL Genius has entire books up so they can be SparkNoted. Unfortunately I would really appreciate a comment here. Excuse me, can you speak Jive?
“I'm going to lay a vine under the Jew's balls for a dime”
August 23, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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At some point in the future you will walk into someone’s house and their walls will be decorated with AI slop of themselves and their family
ChatGPT’s depiction of dogs sitting around a thanksgiving table
July 21, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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Thinking about getting a tattoo, how many Walter Whites should I put on my sword?
Tattoo with three Walter white heads imposed over a sword
June 27, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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New cat just dropped
Oachkatzl
June 6, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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Jesus Christ: leave the dead unburied

Brigham Young: Hyperborea is your sister’s womb
THE TEACHINGS OF PRESIDENT BRIGHAM YOUNG "But you would not pretend to say you would marry your father and mothers daughter." If I did not I would marry another of my sisters that lives over in another garden; the material of which they are organized is just the same; there is no difference between them, and those who live in this garden. Our spirits are all brothers and sisters, and so are our bodies; and the opposite idea to this has resulted from the ignorant, and foolish traditions of the nations of the Earth. They have corrupted themselves with each other, and I want them to understand that they have corrupted their own flesh, blood, and bones; for they are of the same flesh, blood, and bones, as all the family of the Earth.
May 18, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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Live skeeting the Mecklenburg County Democratic Convention
Little Rock A.M.E. Zion Church
April 26, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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[Cardinal] Marx has been critical of some aspects of capitalism
April 21, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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These motherfuckers did this to me last year too. I already filed! Why can’t you get it right the first time!!!
IBKR regretfully informs me that my 1099-DIV was amended
March 1, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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Sheikh Urbuti made it 14 years on Wikipedia en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikiped...
Abu-Ali Urbuti
February 26, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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Unfortunate acronym
DO YOU OR ONE OF YOUR TEAM MEMBERS IDENTIFY AS A TRADITIONALLY UNDERREPRESENTED FOUNDER (TURF)?
December 18, 2024 at 5:45 PM
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Probability as a function of sin(theta)? This is the good stuff
The formula for the probability of a correct answer from the Grover algorithm expressed as a function of theta
December 11, 2024 at 3:45 AM
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We’re losing the repository war to India. Everyone make twenty GitHub repos tomorrow morning
Modi congratulating India for creating 108 million GitHub repositories in 2024
November 2, 2024 at 2:14 PM
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Why does Wikipedia want us to know the hex colors of the Houthi logo
The colors of the Houthi logo in hex, rgb and cmyk
October 16, 2024 at 2:14 AM
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Insanely deep cuts from Shakespeare
In Love's Labours Lost Rosaline says "Better wits have worn plain Statute Caps.". This is believed to be a reference to events in Henley during the writing of that play, before its publication, when the denizens of Henley were prosecuted in the court leet for being in breach of a statute (enacted with the aim of ensuring economic support for the wool industry) that required the wearing of woollen caps on Sundays and other holy days.
August 11, 2024 at 3:02 PM
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Google reviews for a trump store. Someone asks why they are selling books, the clientele looked illiterate, and the owner responds to say they never sold books
August 3, 2024 at 3:07 PM
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Rolled a natural 1 in rhetoric
Can you provide concrete examples of Trans Radical Exclusionary Feminists who are anti-Semitic and/or fascistic? If so I, and probably others, would be interested in reading them.
July 24, 2024 at 1:26 AM
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J. K. Rowling names an Irish professional firm
Guinness Mahon was an Irish merchant bank originally based in Dublin but more recently with operations in London.
July 9, 2024 at 12:49 AM
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Slowest possible news day
Newspaper with headline story about a brewery releasing a new beer
June 19, 2024 at 10:18 PM
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I am going to celebrate May the Fourth with an artistic work ruined by the lack of an editor checking the artist’s most indulgent choices
Taylor swift - the tortured poets department
May 4, 2024 at 1:30 PM
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This is the sort of exposition you get to foreshadow the murder of the husband
Their first project was THX 1138 (1971) for which Marcia served as an assistant editor. Reflecting on the film's commercial failure, Marcia stated, "I never cared for THX because it left me cold. When the studio didn't like the film, I wasn't surprised. But George just said to me I was stupid and knew nothing. Because I was just a Valley Girl. He was the intellectual."
May 4, 2024 at 1:17 PM