If we hurry, we still have time to workshop something about Pat and Ron, or maybe he does something with the Ivy, uhh, a pope who, um, absolves Sammy Sosa at the next cubs convention? [rapidly flipping through pitch deck] do we need to pivot to something about the Padres?

Incredible. And the evergreen tweet:

This is why they accuse Catholics of not reading the Bible.

Thomas had already submitted PTO like *months* before, but if he didn’t use it as scheduled he wouldn’t get it back because the Pharisees had already approved the time and they were REAL sticklers about policy.

Also related to mascot troubles: the Miami Heat mascot, Burnie, has been successfully sued not once, not twice, but on THREE separate occasions: 1994, 2015, and 2017. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burnie_...

(I’m honestly not sure if this is a bit or if we genuinely really like them birds, but you have definitely shaped my algorithm and I am here. for. it.)

@vicmmic.bsky.social just thought you should know, based on recent reskeets of yours 🫡

I seriously don’t think it’s possible for me to overstate how much I enjoyed The Sink. One of my all time favorite series, and Milky Man felt like a long lost bonus episode. Absolutely brilliant stuff.

Oh my god, someone ELSE got the cross-stitch flood too?! You like just ONE really cool picture on day 1, and boom, algorithm needs a reset.

Although I somehow narrowly avoided the anime bullet. Don’t envy it. Give me the stitched cats instead.

It is so easy to simply say “oh, one more round of Balatro? No thank you, not tonight, that is not appealing.”