Just want to point out that with a net worth of ~$500 billion and assuming that he lives to 80, Elon Musk could buy a $600k Lamborghini Revuelto and drive it straight into a lake EVERY SINGLE DAY for the next 26 years and would only cost him 1.1% of that net worth.

Let me have ONE turn.

Yikes. The #Cubs radio broadcast via the @mlb.com app keeps switching at random to a local Chicago sports radio show and has remained there for MINUTES. The second time, the video feed suddenly switched to another game entirely. I know playing in Sacramento feels amateurish, but this is…bad.

I can’t prove it, but I’m pretty sure this windstorm is happening because the Bradford pears started to bloom.

I just spent over a full minute, more than 60 consecutive seconds, trying to decipher a word within a discussion about lithium’s dangers, specifically about how it would “cornbust.” #keming

Beginning to think that the Walgreens hold music lady isn’t ACTUALLY sorry that their staff is answering other calls

“I Saw Three Ships” is the Christmas version of “What Do You Do With a Drunken Sailor”

The chord approaches.