David Foster Gsellman
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David Foster Gsellman
@dfgsellman.bsky.social
Mets fan
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November 29, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Stood next to him at the urinal during a screening of Armageddon on the upper east side. He’s quite tall!

Great glove, phenomenal hitter. Mets fans who idolize the late 90s teams adore Olerud. He left in free agency to play for his hometown team, which is a choice you can live with as a fan
November 26, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Great year in ‘99, stole a ton of bases (66 maybe? Think it was the franchise record before Reyes broke it) then we traded him for Mike Hampton who helped us make the World Series the next year. Came back a couple years later and was dreadful. We’ll always have ‘99 though
November 22, 2025 at 8:13 PM
People in professional settings, which the athletes in all sports you’re watching on TV are in, understand there are forums and situations where it is inappropriate to curse. It’s not unreasonable to believe it should apply to this profession as well, esp with its visibility among children
November 20, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Just pray Soto doesn’t get thrown out on that first attempted steal at Citi Field
November 19, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Poor Gilbert Gomez gonna hear it from the home fans during Coach introductions, isn’t he?
November 19, 2025 at 8:51 PM
All time banger
November 16, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Alex Feinberg sounds like a fucking moron
November 16, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I recall fans compulsively breaking out in a “Throw! The! Ball!” chant sometime late in a lost season when he was in full human rain delay mode. Lover of fine wines. The minors stint and the notable improvement afterward comes to mind any time an established player is struggling, an Alvy-esque delta
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Started the first game at Citi Field and let up a bomb to the very first batter, which was equal parts sad and hilarious. Billy Wagner made t-shirts one spring training that read “Go Big Pelf” which could be interpreted as a kind of “let’s go” for Big Pelf, or for Pelf to go big. Unclear.
November 11, 2025 at 5:07 PM
He makes a ton of sense for the Marlins
November 4, 2025 at 8:38 PM
He was with the Mets still when they debuted their black jerseys at an event in the offseason. He gave them his stamp of approval, saying, “I like them, they’re like our gangster togs” (maybe “gangsta” - not sure). That phrase lives rent free in my head
October 25, 2025 at 3:11 PM
It’s October 23, 2025. Have you ever been in a ballroom in your whole life?
October 24, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I’m confused. Why are you referencing performance though 30 games when he coached 45?
October 20, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I remember bumping into Max Scherzer when he was a Mets. I asked him for a picture, he took one look at me, shook his head dismissively and said, “I’m walkin’ here!” Which, if you’re gonna be rebuffed in such a request, is truly the perfect way for it to happen
October 9, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I have attempted to force quit the app and restart fyi
October 7, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Games aren’t working for me today. Clicking the “play” button in the iOS app causes the app to become unresponsive
October 7, 2025 at 1:34 PM
What an effort. Really exceptional
September 27, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Reposted by David Foster Gsellman
I just went to the Portland 🧊 facility. Here's what's happening:
September 27, 2025 at 7:27 PM
People acting like this is 2007 need to understand it’s actually 2005
September 27, 2025 at 2:43 AM