Chris Fernandez
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Chris Fernandez
@dezops.bsky.social
Director of Salesforce & nCino | Jets fan (embracing permanent disappointment) | Craft beer enthusiast | Fluent in sarcasm
It was a good 15 year run.
November 18, 2024 at 2:19 PM
Worse ways to spend a Sunday
November 18, 2024 at 2:19 PM
6:43pm @OgdenTapRoom
Me “is there a table at the bar?”
Host “We’re not taking any orders until 7:30pm”
Me “I’m sorry, what..”
Host “Smithfield’s is right over there”
….. what the heck.
November 18, 2024 at 2:19 PM
My son got an ant farm for his birthday. Out of curiosity, I wanted to find out an ants life span. TIL: The average life span of #ant is 30 years
November 18, 2024 at 2:19 PM
I should probably get to work.
November 18, 2024 at 2:19 PM
Rocking out with @AltVisionNC at @OgdenTapRoom
November 18, 2024 at 2:19 PM
This is a fair summary of my experience with @WaltDisneyWorld over the last few days. Change a hotel and lose everything without notification (while your planner says everything is fine) on a trip planned for months.
November 18, 2024 at 2:39 PM
Congratulations Mr. President. @JoeBiden
November 18, 2024 at 2:39 PM
Those were some rough calls in the final 30 seconds. Had me@worries for a bit but my @MiamiHEAT held tough. 2-0!
November 18, 2024 at 3:00 PM
That strike by DeLeon….. crap. #MLSCupPlayoffs
November 18, 2024 at 3:00 PM
I’m back!
November 18, 2024 at 3:22 PM
Pulisic on the bench 🤔 Interesting move Lampard.
November 18, 2024 at 3:22 PM