Chris Fernandez
@dezops.bsky.social
Director of Salesforce & nCino | Jets fan (embracing permanent disappointment) | Craft beer enthusiast | Fluent in sarcasm
November 24, 2024 at 8:57 PM
Last day for Ruff Draft. Cool beer garden/dog park.
November 16, 2024 at 9:47 PM
Last day for Ruff Draft. Cool beer garden/dog park.
The night I decide to share my dog on the socials….this is what I happens….
“Paint me like one of your French girls, Jack”
“Paint me like one of your French girls, Jack”
November 15, 2024 at 3:09 AM
The night I decide to share my dog on the socials….this is what I happens….
“Paint me like one of your French girls, Jack”
“Paint me like one of your French girls, Jack”
It was a good 15 year run.
November 18, 2024 at 2:19 PM
It was a good 15 year run.
I assume it smells like this.
November 12, 2024 at 1:23 AM
I assume it smells like this.
Worse ways to spend a Sunday
November 18, 2024 at 2:19 PM
Worse ways to spend a Sunday
6:43pm @OgdenTapRoom
Me “is there a table at the bar?”
Host “We’re not taking any orders until 7:30pm”
Me “I’m sorry, what..”
Host “Smithfield’s is right over there”
….. what the heck.
Me “is there a table at the bar?”
Host “We’re not taking any orders until 7:30pm”
Me “I’m sorry, what..”
Host “Smithfield’s is right over there”
….. what the heck.
November 18, 2024 at 2:19 PM
6:43pm @OgdenTapRoom
Me “is there a table at the bar?”
Host “We’re not taking any orders until 7:30pm”
Me “I’m sorry, what..”
Host “Smithfield’s is right over there”
….. what the heck.
Me “is there a table at the bar?”
Host “We’re not taking any orders until 7:30pm”
Me “I’m sorry, what..”
Host “Smithfield’s is right over there”
….. what the heck.
Join me for my session at #DF22 !Check it out here: https://tinyurl.com/23jcbcth
November 18, 2024 at 2:19 PM
Join me for my session at #DF22 !Check it out here: https://tinyurl.com/23jcbcth
It's getting closer! I'm speaking at #DF22, where inspiration meets innovation. Checkout my session: https://tinyurl.com/23jcbcth
November 18, 2024 at 2:19 PM
It's getting closer! I'm speaking at #DF22, where inspiration meets innovation. Checkout my session: https://tinyurl.com/23jcbcth
My son got an ant farm for his birthday. Out of curiosity, I wanted to find out an ants life span. TIL: The average life span of #ant is 30 years
November 18, 2024 at 2:19 PM
My son got an ant farm for his birthday. Out of curiosity, I wanted to find out an ants life span. TIL: The average life span of #ant is 30 years
I should probably get to work.
November 18, 2024 at 2:19 PM
I should probably get to work.
Rocking out with @AltVisionNC at @OgdenTapRoom
November 18, 2024 at 2:19 PM
Rocking out with @AltVisionNC at @OgdenTapRoom
Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary
November 18, 2024 at 2:19 PM
Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary
Awww, Kabrales Peaches is sleeping. #MonsterBuds
November 18, 2024 at 2:39 PM
Awww, Kabrales Peaches is sleeping. #MonsterBuds
Who lives life like we do? Amazing show in Charlotte. @kennychesney @BlueChairBayRum
November 18, 2024 at 2:39 PM
Who lives life like we do? Amazing show in Charlotte. @kennychesney @BlueChairBayRum
This is a fair summary of my experience with @WaltDisneyWorld over the last few days. Change a hotel and lose everything without notification (while your planner says everything is fine) on a trip planned for months.
November 18, 2024 at 2:39 PM
This is a fair summary of my experience with @WaltDisneyWorld over the last few days. Change a hotel and lose everything without notification (while your planner says everything is fine) on a trip planned for months.
Congratulations Mr. President. @JoeBiden
November 18, 2024 at 2:39 PM
Congratulations Mr. President. @JoeBiden
Those were some rough calls in the final 30 seconds. Had me@worries for a bit but my @MiamiHEAT held tough. 2-0!
November 18, 2024 at 3:00 PM
Those were some rough calls in the final 30 seconds. Had me@worries for a bit but my @MiamiHEAT held tough. 2-0!
I suddenly feel really old…
November 18, 2024 at 3:00 PM
I suddenly feel really old…
Clearly this guy didn’t get the “soccer for all” message.
Well done @MLS
Well done @MLS
November 18, 2024 at 3:00 PM
Clearly this guy didn’t get the “soccer for all” message.
Well done @MLS
Well done @MLS
That strike by DeLeon….. crap. #MLSCupPlayoffs
November 18, 2024 at 3:00 PM
That strike by DeLeon….. crap. #MLSCupPlayoffs
Pulisic on the bench 🤔 Interesting move Lampard.
November 18, 2024 at 3:22 PM
Pulisic on the bench 🤔 Interesting move Lampard.