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Unpopular opinion but someone else shaving their head in solidarity with me having to go through chemo would not make me feel better at all.

Like, you still don't have cancer though???
April 22, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Google Photos combining a bunch of pics and then picking the worst possible one out of them is hilarious but also really annoying.
April 16, 2025 at 6:30 PM
It should be painfully obvious but we've gotta kill him
April 14, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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We are speedrunning the Declaration of Independence, folks.
April 4, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Nicholas Cage putting on sunglasses: We've got to kill the president
March 4, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Who will rid me of this troublesome president?
March 1, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I would rather drink hot coffee that got cold than cold brew, but I can't describe what the difference is. Cold brew is just gross to me.
February 8, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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wall street, working to elect a senile fascist: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!

wall street, being governed by a senile fascist: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
J.P. Morgan econs on Trump’s latest are “increasingly concerned that the policy mix may tilt into an unintentionally far less business-friendly stance. The sustained 25% tariff on Canada and Mexico set to start this weekend is materially different than the tariff increases built into our baseline.”
February 1, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Accidentally made my chilli with curry powder instead of cumin and honestly I couldn't tell the difference. Still a 10/10 chilli.
January 13, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Man, crash the housing market. All my homies hate the housing market.
January 13, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Lmaooooo my covered call is in profit now but my position just got demolished 😭
Letting my shares of #IONQ get called away after the covered call I sold goes in the money (I'm still making a huge profit)
January 8, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Give me more stock splits!!!
January 7, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Letting my shares of #IONQ get called away after the covered call I sold goes in the money (I'm still making a huge profit)
January 7, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I think one implication is that more people will start their own companies than join already big ones because they can just hire virtual employees (I think virtual employees are unlikely at the moment). Why join a big company when you can get all the benefits of ownership right off the bat?
January 6, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I looked at all the car manufacturers because I want to hold one car stock long term and I settled on Honda #HMC. Great fundamentals with low P/E and high EPS. Gives a dividend and is investing in the future with EV tech. I got in at $25/share. So far I'm happy. Looking forward to next earnings.
January 4, 2025 at 4:46 PM
How my portfolio is doing today
December 18, 2024 at 9:22 PM
Everything I know about football I have learned against my will.
December 5, 2024 at 11:05 PM
Sold a $95 call on PLTR and I'm pretty sure the shares are going to get called away lol. Profit is profit 😅
December 5, 2024 at 5:00 PM
ES futures. Possible rising wedge formation.
December 4, 2024 at 5:45 AM
I don't understand why any form of media would spoil the result of an F1 race (or any sporting event). I never want to know that. Then all the algos push that content to me despite me not following any of the accounts that announce such information. It's crazy
December 2, 2024 at 12:26 AM
Orcas are doing the thing ancient humans did where they killed off all the large animals because they got too good at hunting.
December 1, 2024 at 10:24 PM
I need friends who want to play Grounded with me.
November 27, 2024 at 1:00 AM
Not going to lie. Biden was possibly the worst possible president for this moment. Slow walked every single decision and let thousands of Ukrainians die for no reason.
November 17, 2024 at 10:17 PM