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This was a lot funnier when I did it 2 years before he got announced.
Was up 'til 6 AM beating Baldur's Gate 3 again yesterday, so obviously I started another playthrough today.

And holy hell, tactician difficulty is a whole different game, huh? Suddenly control is much more important and I no longer have the luxury of holding on to spell slots.
November 30, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Spent my week in 2006, playing WoW classic again (again, again) only turning it off to play Kirby Air Ride.

Good times, man.
November 26, 2025 at 11:42 PM
In case you're wondering what excessive force looks like.
November 22, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Every time I get some obscure ambient song stuck in my head that takes me weeks to find, the hit rate of it being from the FTL soundtrack is genuinely insane.
There's some Risk of Rain in there, but it's FTL SO often, dude. Some timeless OSTs just exist every day, crazy.
November 18, 2025 at 12:53 PM
It's crazy the amount of times I've had a new free game recommended to me and it's just Genshin Impact again.
We need to stop making Genshin Impact. We can do more than Genshin Impact in the free mobile and pc/console gaming market. There's more to life than left click E Q 1234.
November 16, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Air Riders is so good, man. I legit have to stop myself from playing the global test so I don't burn myself out before the game even releases.
I hope this becomes a childhood classic for all the kids today like the first game was one of mine.
November 16, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I once met somebody that had never seen or heard of Baseball, and trying to explain that shit is crazy, man.

Everybody is on board for hitting the ball as far as possible, that shit is so tight, and then the running around the bases becomes 20 rapidfire whys and I agree.
November 14, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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amped lil voltorb 'n electrode 💣💣💥
November 13, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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And the editor for this channel (who's fuckin' killed it by the way) is my buddy @devtwothousand.bsky.social. So give the man some love for taking a pile of raw garbage and turning into a coherent narrative.
November 12, 2025 at 10:44 PM
In the face of the average League of Legends lobby, it's very hard to argue god's existence.
November 12, 2025 at 1:29 AM
What I played of Kirby Air Riders' Global Test this weekend just made me happy, man.
It's unapologetically chaotic roughhousing, and watching people who've never played before fall in love with the concept has been nice :).

The little things, man.
November 11, 2025 at 11:33 AM
If your in-game name has ttv in it and I find you not currently streaming, you are destined to duel me to the death in an abandoned shopping mall.
November 9, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Had to teach what I came to learn over the afternoon were terminally online gen alpha kids today.
Bro they were cooked, boiled, burnt, absolutely roasted. It was a genuine museum for horrible traits and behavior to have been taught.

Outlaw phones before the age of 35.
November 8, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I haven't achieved much in 2025, but at least I am coinflip famous.
November 6, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Some food has this infinitely stacking buff that makes them taste better the longer you go without them.
Shit like Ferrerro Rocher, bro. It's pretty good, but if you don't have one for like 3 years? Life altering.
November 3, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I'm not saying Chess is self-harm, what I am saying is they probably live on the same street. They look each other in the eye getting the paper in the morning for sure.
They awkwardly say hey when they walk their dogs absolutely.
October 29, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Tough day on Summoner's Rift.
October 27, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I've listened to Critical Role for a long time, usually just letting it play as I do other things, and sometimes scrubbing back for things I missed.
Campaign 4 is the first time I've had to genuinely schedule 4-5 hours a week to just watch.
I'm completely taken in. I miss D&D.
October 25, 2025 at 12:58 PM
We are all perpetually one bad day away from reinstalling Genshin Impact. Stay humble.
October 24, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I'm late, but Top Ride being back in Kirby Air Riders has made 2025 worth it.
October 23, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Recruited Minthara in BG3 and I love that she's just like "I can't believe I was forced to commit horrific crimes under the control of the Absolute, I wish I was forcing people to commit horrific crimes under my control, bro I hate that bitch Gale so much."
What a character, man
October 23, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Something in my brain chemistry changed in the last 4 years and now I no longer feel the earth-shattering need to stream Tetris for 6 viewers at 4:33 AM and I honestly think I should regress a little, that shit was tight, man.
October 22, 2025 at 11:18 AM
The game is called Super Monkey Ball because the Simian is inside of the Sphere.
October 17, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Love watching League streams, you'll not look at your 2nd monitor for 6 hours, and their record goes from 0-1 to 1-3, somehow theyre 3 ranks lower than when they started, the man they thought they were gonna be nowhere to be found as they laboriously type 1-4

They hit play again
October 15, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Playing BG3 again (again (again)) and even though the smoke and mirrors are gone after beating the game, it's impressive just how many little story arcs start, conclude and keep your head turning in the right direction throughout.
October 12, 2025 at 4:26 PM