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· Oct 19
This was a lot funnier when I did it 2 years before he got announced.
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I made a song for what it would sound like if you got into a dubstep bar fight
Knuckleduster
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January 11, 2026 at 9:39 PM
I made a song for what it would sound like if you got into a dubstep bar fight
Older arcade shmups are so funny, cause all of them are just
Level 1: Cruising, good time, blasting, you're so cool, you're flying!! What fun!!
Level 2: Alright buddy, kill yourself. Make sure you drop those quarters when you hit the concrete, pussyboy. Those aren't yours.
Level 1: Cruising, good time, blasting, you're so cool, you're flying!! What fun!!
Level 2: Alright buddy, kill yourself. Make sure you drop those quarters when you hit the concrete, pussyboy. Those aren't yours.
January 11, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Older arcade shmups are so funny, cause all of them are just
Level 1: Cruising, good time, blasting, you're so cool, you're flying!! What fun!!
Level 2: Alright buddy, kill yourself. Make sure you drop those quarters when you hit the concrete, pussyboy. Those aren't yours.
Level 1: Cruising, good time, blasting, you're so cool, you're flying!! What fun!!
Level 2: Alright buddy, kill yourself. Make sure you drop those quarters when you hit the concrete, pussyboy. Those aren't yours.
The most important fundamental truth of the universe is that the game is called Super Monkey Ball, because the Monkey is inside of the Ball.
January 9, 2026 at 3:53 PM
The most important fundamental truth of the universe is that the game is called Super Monkey Ball, because the Monkey is inside of the Ball.
Finally watching Invincible season 2 and 3 and it's messed up that every single day of my life, I have to live with not sounding even a little bit like JK Simmons.
Messed up if you ask me.
Messed up if you ask me.
January 7, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Finally watching Invincible season 2 and 3 and it's messed up that every single day of my life, I have to live with not sounding even a little bit like JK Simmons.
Messed up if you ask me.
Messed up if you ask me.
Having long hair is so cool until you inhale a bunch of it as you're having a sneezing fit.
I'm shaving my head, dawg.
I'm shaving my head, dawg.
January 7, 2026 at 8:11 AM
Having long hair is so cool until you inhale a bunch of it as you're having a sneezing fit.
I'm shaving my head, dawg.
I'm shaving my head, dawg.
I'm getting absolutely bodied by my own body this week, but at the end of the day, baba is always only a few pushes away from flag is win.
Baba will always be you...
Baba will always be you...
January 6, 2026 at 4:24 PM
I'm getting absolutely bodied by my own body this week, but at the end of the day, baba is always only a few pushes away from flag is win.
Baba will always be you...
Baba will always be you...
Been trying to learn A.B.A. in Strive, but made the mistake of thinking about how I've never played a zoner in a fighting game before and now Dizzy calls to me like the green goblin mask.
I'd play Asuka, but I don't think at 32 I have the mental capacity to be doing all that shit
I'd play Asuka, but I don't think at 32 I have the mental capacity to be doing all that shit
January 5, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Been trying to learn A.B.A. in Strive, but made the mistake of thinking about how I've never played a zoner in a fighting game before and now Dizzy calls to me like the green goblin mask.
I'd play Asuka, but I don't think at 32 I have the mental capacity to be doing all that shit
I'd play Asuka, but I don't think at 32 I have the mental capacity to be doing all that shit
I'm so tired of reflecting on myself, I am GOING to blame the beasts, dawg, it's over.
January 5, 2026 at 6:55 AM
I'm so tired of reflecting on myself, I am GOING to blame the beasts, dawg, it's over.
Learned how to say "Sorry, I don't speak Chinese." in Chinese and just been hitting random people with it, never elaborating or explaining.
Just making them feel like a glitch happened in the simulation.
Just making them feel like a glitch happened in the simulation.
January 3, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Learned how to say "Sorry, I don't speak Chinese." in Chinese and just been hitting random people with it, never elaborating or explaining.
Just making them feel like a glitch happened in the simulation.
Just making them feel like a glitch happened in the simulation.
Been trying to get back into fighting games, cause I keep talking about them but never actually playing them, and my biggest problem with learning fighting games in 2026 is that I could be playing Baba is You right now.
January 3, 2026 at 5:34 AM
Been trying to get back into fighting games, cause I keep talking about them but never actually playing them, and my biggest problem with learning fighting games in 2026 is that I could be playing Baba is You right now.
Happy new year to all the fake bitches, and happy Juri from Street Fighter's birthday to all the real ones.
January 1, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Happy new year to all the fake bitches, and happy Juri from Street Fighter's birthday to all the real ones.
Wishing Goku back with the Dragon Balls? Call that the auf wieder saiyan.
December 30, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Wishing Goku back with the Dragon Balls? Call that the auf wieder saiyan.
Ok I know 1993-2025 have been kind of a bust, but 2026 will be the year where I get jacked, find a wife, fail upwards into a career with a life altering salary and my hands will magically heal from RSI so I can play Dustforce regularly again.
December 30, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Ok I know 1993-2025 have been kind of a bust, but 2026 will be the year where I get jacked, find a wife, fail upwards into a career with a life altering salary and my hands will magically heal from RSI so I can play Dustforce regularly again.
I'm so bad with chopsticks man, it's embarassing, I can do it, I will finish every meal, but the sushi will have an entire heroes' journey to my mouth man, it's going THROUGH some shit, finding itself, developing, increasing in power level, all of it, dude, it's messed up.
December 29, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I'm so bad with chopsticks man, it's embarassing, I can do it, I will finish every meal, but the sushi will have an entire heroes' journey to my mouth man, it's going THROUGH some shit, finding itself, developing, increasing in power level, all of it, dude, it's messed up.
Ruri Dragon anime announced much much sooner than expected, but no manga more deserving than that, honestly.
What a delight, man, I don't think anybody could handpick a better studio than Kyoani.
What a delight, man, I don't think anybody could handpick a better studio than Kyoani.
December 28, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Ruri Dragon anime announced much much sooner than expected, but no manga more deserving than that, honestly.
What a delight, man, I don't think anybody could handpick a better studio than Kyoani.
What a delight, man, I don't think anybody could handpick a better studio than Kyoani.
Thought I finally dodged my annual curse of getting insanely sick during the holiday season, but no, it was just delayed.
The negatives: No archery
The positives: Perfect excuse to boot up Baba and Kirby for at least 48 hours.
The negatives: No archery
The positives: Perfect excuse to boot up Baba and Kirby for at least 48 hours.
December 28, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Thought I finally dodged my annual curse of getting insanely sick during the holiday season, but no, it was just delayed.
The negatives: No archery
The positives: Perfect excuse to boot up Baba and Kirby for at least 48 hours.
The negatives: No archery
The positives: Perfect excuse to boot up Baba and Kirby for at least 48 hours.
Idk what prompted me to finally sink my teeth into Baba is You this month, but that game is truly phenomenal, huh?
Idk if there'll ever be another Push Thing puzzle game better than this in concept. What a delight, man.
Idk if there'll ever be another Push Thing puzzle game better than this in concept. What a delight, man.
December 26, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Idk what prompted me to finally sink my teeth into Baba is You this month, but that game is truly phenomenal, huh?
Idk if there'll ever be another Push Thing puzzle game better than this in concept. What a delight, man.
Idk if there'll ever be another Push Thing puzzle game better than this in concept. What a delight, man.
As per usual I'm having a dogass Christmas, but at least they gave King Dedede a santa hat to wear in Kirby Air Riders, unleashing his full power at last.
December 24, 2025 at 11:57 PM
As per usual I'm having a dogass Christmas, but at least they gave King Dedede a santa hat to wear in Kirby Air Riders, unleashing his full power at last.
Hate when a game tries to justify the heinous actions of it's villains by making you play as them.
December 24, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Hate when a game tries to justify the heinous actions of it's villains by making you play as them.
Bro... Turn your phone off, bro.... They're making Hatsune Miku say some crazy shit about you online bro.... They made it sound like her actual real thoughts, bro.... It's so messed up, bro... Even Kasane Teto agrees, bro... Don't go online bro... Please....
December 23, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Bro... Turn your phone off, bro.... They're making Hatsune Miku say some crazy shit about you online bro.... They made it sound like her actual real thoughts, bro.... It's so messed up, bro... Even Kasane Teto agrees, bro... Don't go online bro... Please....
Y'all think I'll fall in love next year or should I continue to boot up increasingly specific indie games on migraine medicine at 2 AM and wait for god to witness my resolve?
December 22, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Y'all think I'll fall in love next year or should I continue to boot up increasingly specific indie games on migraine medicine at 2 AM and wait for god to witness my resolve?
Haven't done this in a couple years I think, but these are my 4 standout favorite games from the year.
Lots of stuff I haven't played yet, but these are bangers through and through, and I need to play more of all of them once god figures out how to tear my away from BG3.
Lots of stuff I haven't played yet, but these are bangers through and through, and I need to play more of all of them once god figures out how to tear my away from BG3.
December 19, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Haven't done this in a couple years I think, but these are my 4 standout favorite games from the year.
Lots of stuff I haven't played yet, but these are bangers through and through, and I need to play more of all of them once god figures out how to tear my away from BG3.
Lots of stuff I haven't played yet, but these are bangers through and through, and I need to play more of all of them once god figures out how to tear my away from BG3.
Baba is you, you is baba, vow is open.
Wings of rebellion is hot, chain of captivity is melt.
Wings of rebellion is hot, chain of captivity is melt.
December 18, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Baba is you, you is baba, vow is open.
Wings of rebellion is hot, chain of captivity is melt.
Wings of rebellion is hot, chain of captivity is melt.
My phone telling me I can turn alarms off with voice commands has been greatly detrimental to me actually waking up.
Now before my mind is even aware, eyes still closed I'm already like STOP STOP HEY GOOGLE STOP HEY GOOGLE HEY GOOGLE STOP STOP STOP HEY GOOGLE STOP HEY GOOGLE STOP
Now before my mind is even aware, eyes still closed I'm already like STOP STOP HEY GOOGLE STOP HEY GOOGLE HEY GOOGLE STOP STOP STOP HEY GOOGLE STOP HEY GOOGLE STOP
December 17, 2025 at 7:02 PM
My phone telling me I can turn alarms off with voice commands has been greatly detrimental to me actually waking up.
Now before my mind is even aware, eyes still closed I'm already like STOP STOP HEY GOOGLE STOP HEY GOOGLE HEY GOOGLE STOP STOP STOP HEY GOOGLE STOP HEY GOOGLE STOP
Now before my mind is even aware, eyes still closed I'm already like STOP STOP HEY GOOGLE STOP HEY GOOGLE HEY GOOGLE STOP STOP STOP HEY GOOGLE STOP HEY GOOGLE STOP
Hearing that Larian is using generative AI at the concept/placeholder stages of development for the new Divinity sucks, man.
The seed you plant will always influence the flower that blooms. Nightmare. Nightmare. Nightmare. Nightmare. Nightmare.
The seed you plant will always influence the flower that blooms. Nightmare. Nightmare. Nightmare. Nightmare. Nightmare.
December 16, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Hearing that Larian is using generative AI at the concept/placeholder stages of development for the new Divinity sucks, man.
The seed you plant will always influence the flower that blooms. Nightmare. Nightmare. Nightmare. Nightmare. Nightmare.
The seed you plant will always influence the flower that blooms. Nightmare. Nightmare. Nightmare. Nightmare. Nightmare.