This is my poodle. Many people have one but this is mine.

Oh no, I am the oldest person at Tacombi

Honestly guys sometimes it really feels more like crapitalism

Anyone want some invite codes?

Super pumped about the new autocorrect and apple bison pro

I am a successful parent. This morning my six year old daughter asked me if there is a Monty Python movie.

Whoa @berduck.deepfates.com is following me. Thanks fwend.

I’m actually really low maintenance all you have to do to make me happy is alter the structure of society so I no longer need to work for a living

Sammich talk. Here’s a thing I made that I call Mean Mr Mushroom. It’s pulled king oyster mushrooms, roasted in vinegar bbq sauce, then tossed in bourbon bbq sauce, topped with broccoli stem coleslaw, pickles, onions, and hot sauce on a kaiser roll. It is a-really-really good.

Trying something:
Hail eris!

I’m outta here, my wife made churros.

I am sitting in my car drinking a cappuccino and reading your skeets instead of going inside the house and working.

Thanks for the follow @mcq.bsky.social
I gotta ask, why you didn’t list The Way of the Gun in your profile? I fuckin love that film.

Determined to become more authentic here by shrouding actual human form. Now like a newborn internet baby.