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Devin Reams
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I’m sensibly impulsive, consistently non-committal, and passionately impartial. Denver, Colorado.
Headline: “Trump calls on Fed governor Cook to resign”
Me: without even looking I bet I can guess the gender or skin color of this singled-out individual
Lead photo: you’re not gonna believe this…
August 21, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I’m excited for the Clippy-like AI assistants in the IDE. “It looks like you’re trying to upgrade node dependencies…”. Time is a flat circle.
July 4, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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for friends in Denver this week for the OSS Summit, or if you’re just in town generally, @rstephens.me and i will be hosting beers at Schoolyard Beer Garden tonight at 7 PM. come by, say hi and let RedMonk buy you a refreshing beverage.
June 23, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Swim instructor: “he’s very emotional, did he have a pool or water-related trauma?”

Me: no, but I think we’re creating one right now…
May 8, 2025 at 10:53 PM
So… anyone know what REAL ID is?
May 8, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Have we already discussed how the xAI acquisition of X could also be to shake out some remaining change of control clauses?
March 29, 2025 at 4:02 PM
It doesn’t feel great to have to dust off my @resist.bot account. But here we are…
March 14, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I love when things like this happen. App / API version mismatch? Untested string parsing? Unhandled condition? Some other change?
February 1, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Should it be called "Your Account" or "My Account"? Salesforce is publishing the app name from their perspective, not mine 🙄
January 29, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Me: hey kids we’ve had so much pee clothes this week

Kid: dad…

…it’s not ‘so much’ it’s ‘so many’
January 26, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I can’t tell what anyone actually believes (versus what they say) anymore podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/m...
How Democrats Drove Silicon Valley Into Trump’s Arms
Podcast Episode · Matter of Opinion · 01/17/2025 · 1h 1m
podcasts.apple.com
January 20, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Rivian was all "don't worry... this one is on us"
January 14, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Thanks to TikTokkers showing kids how to commit check fraud I have to wait almost a month (16 business days) to open a usable HSA at Fidelity. Neat.
January 10, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Icing my knee before #AWSreinvent because I’m getting old and need all the help I can get
December 1, 2024 at 8:06 PM
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It’s the least we can do www.charitynavigator.org
November 6, 2024 at 3:58 PM
There are way more apps I need to pull to refresh compared to last election…
November 4, 2024 at 7:05 PM
I voted! And love stickers.
October 30, 2024 at 3:32 PM
“I probably should have just said skeletons”
“Mom, what are you scared of?”

“Raw chicken and disappointing people.”
October 27, 2024 at 2:31 PM
I hacked the Peloton tablet to become a Netflix tablet 😁
June 4, 2023 at 2:48 PM
Instead of doomscrolling I’m replacing it with browsing the new Max app (Discovery+ catalog) and adding all kinds of junk TV to my watch list.
June 2, 2023 at 12:11 AM
As a parent: Sunday is my Friday
May 15, 2023 at 1:32 AM
This weekend a lot of Denverites might pre-learn the old adage of “don’t plant anything until after Mother’s Day”
May 7, 2023 at 8:01 PM
It’s nice to see Liz Holmes adopt the “Ryan 2.0” strategy from The Office.

“That guy did a lot of things I’m not proud of…”
May 7, 2023 at 7:15 PM