When asked “realistically how many times do you think you could smooch me in one day?” My husband answered confidently and in all sincerity “100 times” like it was really something
November 2, 2025 at 12:18 AM
When asked “realistically how many times do you think you could smooch me in one day?” My husband answered confidently and in all sincerity “100 times” like it was really something
cut my bangs too short shh dont tell 🤫
October 22, 2025 at 10:32 PM
cut my bangs too short shh dont tell 🤫
why was the love witch removed from shudder before I had the emotional growth to watch it and fully appreciate it
September 29, 2025 at 11:50 PM
why was the love witch removed from shudder before I had the emotional growth to watch it and fully appreciate it
can someone confirm to me if pufferfish are real
September 15, 2025 at 11:58 PM
can someone confirm to me if pufferfish are real
this is going to be the thing that gets me on the right bluesky algorithms
September 10, 2025 at 10:10 PM
this is going to be the thing that gets me on the right bluesky algorithms
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“I strongly condemn this incident that I have devoted myself to facilitating. It is an unacceptable tragedy, and I will continue to do absolutely nothing to prevent future similar events.”
September 10, 2025 at 9:57 PM
“I strongly condemn this incident that I have devoted myself to facilitating. It is an unacceptable tragedy, and I will continue to do absolutely nothing to prevent future similar events.”
And what a last four it was #LetterboxFriday #LastFourWatched
September 5, 2025 at 9:08 PM
And what a last four it was #LetterboxFriday #LastFourWatched
It’s diabolical to release new renee rapp album, the hunting wives, and new chappell roan all in one weekend
August 4, 2025 at 1:00 AM
It’s diabolical to release new renee rapp album, the hunting wives, and new chappell roan all in one weekend
I can’t believe for a second that I almost considered NOT watching The Hunting Wives
August 3, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I can’t believe for a second that I almost considered NOT watching The Hunting Wives
I revere pamela anderson in a way that is very serious and not a joke
July 31, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I revere pamela anderson in a way that is very serious and not a joke
you can’t even comment “cunt” on a tiktok video anymore stop silencing me
July 31, 2025 at 11:19 PM
you can’t even comment “cunt” on a tiktok video anymore stop silencing me
one of the bravest, most freeing things you can do as an adult is to change the phone number you’ve had since junior high
July 31, 2025 at 11:15 PM
one of the bravest, most freeing things you can do as an adult is to change the phone number you’ve had since junior high
“Not even for dinner with the Kushners?” remains one of the funniest things anyone has ever said
July 30, 2025 at 2:31 PM
“Not even for dinner with the Kushners?” remains one of the funniest things anyone has ever said
always thinking about little green inch worms
July 19, 2025 at 12:20 AM
always thinking about little green inch worms
the doctor had to switch to a smaller speculum for my iud removal
a woman is standing in front of a microphone and a piano .
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July 18, 2025 at 7:25 PM
the doctor had to switch to a smaller speculum for my iud removal
Y’all are ALL about to get gassed up
my favorite thing to do in the world rn is to get high and do a cute lil commenting spree on tik tok
July 9, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Y’all are ALL about to get gassed up
my favorite thing to do in the world rn is to get high and do a cute lil commenting spree on tik tok
July 9, 2025 at 9:38 PM
my favorite thing to do in the world rn is to get high and do a cute lil commenting spree on tik tok
Heavy sleeper wife vs. always locks himself out husband
May 4, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Heavy sleeper wife vs. always locks himself out husband
Nothing will ever be more fun than getting high and watching bloopers
May 3, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Nothing will ever be more fun than getting high and watching bloopers
*motioning generically over my body* this thing holds so much rage and despair
April 30, 2025 at 6:34 PM
*motioning generically over my body* this thing holds so much rage and despair
Stop taking the high road and being nice to evil asshats y’all are pissing me off
April 28, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Stop taking the high road and being nice to evil asshats y’all are pissing me off
lmfao i just heard from god and he’s real mad at you christians you guys are fucked
April 20, 2025 at 6:17 PM
lmfao i just heard from god and he’s real mad at you christians you guys are fucked
@jumpinjehoshaphat.bsky.social got a cowboy hat for cowboy carter tour and it has transformed him. He keeps wearing it around the house. He’s reached his final form. There’s no going back from this.
April 18, 2025 at 11:39 PM
@jumpinjehoshaphat.bsky.social got a cowboy hat for cowboy carter tour and it has transformed him. He keeps wearing it around the house. He’s reached his final form. There’s no going back from this.
Spotify DJ just eased Hampstead by Ariana Grande into Thought I was Dead by Tyler the Creator
April 18, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Spotify DJ just eased Hampstead by Ariana Grande into Thought I was Dead by Tyler the Creator