Vinsimp Valentine
@devilcommune.bsky.social
30 • TX • they/them • im just here for a laff, mate x
Clocked at the ravewear store for being a fagg0t
June 14, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Clocked at the ravewear store for being a fagg0t
capricorns with soul-ties to their exes, dniiiiiiiiiii
June 12, 2025 at 5:54 PM
capricorns with soul-ties to their exes, dniiiiiiiiiii
If ur breakup ever feels bad, at least you weren’t emotionally vulnerable to someone and they called u ugly right after ☠️☠️☠️
May 23, 2025 at 2:56 AM
If ur breakup ever feels bad, at least you weren’t emotionally vulnerable to someone and they called u ugly right after ☠️☠️☠️
S/o to my ex who called me ugly when we broke up! Very cool of her and I haven’t thought about it every day since. (I’m actually very good-looking)
May 17, 2025 at 12:05 AM
S/o to my ex who called me ugly when we broke up! Very cool of her and I haven’t thought about it every day since. (I’m actually very good-looking)
….an earth sign is going to be the death of me.
May 17, 2025 at 12:03 AM
….an earth sign is going to be the death of me.
Hinge…what do you mean a small change?? Do I need to give them blood oath instructions?
May 1, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Hinge…what do you mean a small change?? Do I need to give them blood oath instructions?
Seeing a Capricorn, so we have to write sex in the schedule.
April 11, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Seeing a Capricorn, so we have to write sex in the schedule.
I like my women like I like my Vice Presidents…with Bush!!!
April 8, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I like my women like I like my Vice Presidents…with Bush!!!
Instead of saying “oh my god” or “Jesus Christ” my roommates and I have been saying “by the light of Lythander” and it’s healing me
January 28, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Instead of saying “oh my god” or “Jesus Christ” my roommates and I have been saying “by the light of Lythander” and it’s healing me
Do you think vampires see scabs as jerky
January 17, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Do you think vampires see scabs as jerky
He’s so corny bro, I can’t believe I let him hit 😭
Romancing Astarion to fulfill my gay little vampire fantasy.
January 10, 2025 at 11:51 PM
He’s so corny bro, I can’t believe I let him hit 😭
Romancing Astarion to fulfill my gay little vampire fantasy.
January 3, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Romancing Astarion to fulfill my gay little vampire fantasy.
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Logic: “You should go to bed early tonight & actually get some sleep.”
My Brain & Every Cell In My Body:
My Brain & Every Cell In My Body:
December 25, 2024 at 5:03 AM
Logic: “You should go to bed early tonight & actually get some sleep.”
My Brain & Every Cell In My Body:
My Brain & Every Cell In My Body:
Watching Midsommar and I would’ve DESTROYED that may queen dance off.
December 17, 2024 at 4:02 AM
Watching Midsommar and I would’ve DESTROYED that may queen dance off.
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*hearing someone’s car make a fucked up sound*
Damn somebody’s car is busted
*realizing it’s mine*
The way she chooses to express herself…it’s beautiful
Damn somebody’s car is busted
*realizing it’s mine*
The way she chooses to express herself…it’s beautiful
December 7, 2024 at 2:01 AM
*hearing someone’s car make a fucked up sound*
Damn somebody’s car is busted
*realizing it’s mine*
The way she chooses to express herself…it’s beautiful
Damn somebody’s car is busted
*realizing it’s mine*
The way she chooses to express herself…it’s beautiful
The mulletification process..
December 7, 2024 at 5:18 PM
The mulletification process..
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Thinking abt this painting I wanted to steal from the museum but hubby said no ☹️
December 7, 2024 at 11:51 AM
Thinking abt this painting I wanted to steal from the museum but hubby said no ☹️
she picked a piece of fuzz out of my lip ring during an interview is she flirting w/ me or nah
December 7, 2024 at 7:50 AM
she picked a piece of fuzz out of my lip ring during an interview is she flirting w/ me or nah
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No one invite me anywhere I have to spend money.
December 2, 2024 at 11:47 PM
No one invite me anywhere I have to spend money.
I *HAVE* to go to an improv class or learn to use a sewing machine.
November 30, 2024 at 7:15 AM
I *HAVE* to go to an improv class or learn to use a sewing machine.
