Jake Mellor
@devilboyscooby.bsky.social
'Journalist' and snooker fan. Hooman, Whovian, Scooby-Doovian. Whoser, loser, scared of hoovers. Robot Wars & Quantum Leap. Lived in Wales but don't f*ck sheep.
Bit weird of Argos to be promoting another store...
November 14, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Bit weird of Argos to be promoting another store...
I thought it was Eminem for Magnus Magnusson 🤷🏼♂️ #HouseOfGames
November 13, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I thought it was Eminem for Magnus Magnusson 🤷🏼♂️ #HouseOfGames
I would love if Gethin Jones changed his name to Gethin Hong Kong Phooey Jones 🤣🤣🤣 #HouseOfGames
November 13, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I would love if Gethin Jones changed his name to Gethin Hong Kong Phooey Jones 🤣🤣🤣 #HouseOfGames
I am of the opinion that a Twirl is just a Flake that's got its shit together. #cadburys #chocolate
November 12, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I am of the opinion that a Twirl is just a Flake that's got its shit together. #cadburys #chocolate
I'm going to miss the musical interludes of #ITVSnooker. They have a banging DJ 😆 #Snooker #ilovesnooker
November 12, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I'm going to miss the musical interludes of #ITVSnooker. They have a banging DJ 😆 #Snooker #ilovesnooker
Technically, "Census book" wasn't wrong... #HouseOfGames
November 11, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Technically, "Census book" wasn't wrong... #HouseOfGames
November 11, 2025 at 8:20 PM
The Corporal Wojtek reference in the #OuterWorlds2 is awesome.
November 10, 2025 at 2:20 AM
The Corporal Wojtek reference in the #OuterWorlds2 is awesome.
My mother guessed Ed Gamble right 😲😂 #TheTraitors #CelebrityTraitors
November 6, 2025 at 10:35 PM
My mother guessed Ed Gamble right 😲😂 #TheTraitors #CelebrityTraitors
"It is syphilis, well done!" Is not a sentence you usually want to hear... #UniversityChallenge
November 5, 2025 at 4:04 PM
"It is syphilis, well done!" Is not a sentence you usually want to hear... #UniversityChallenge
Forgotten Lady is honestly a heartbreaking #Columbo episode. I don't know whether to feel sorry for the killer or not.
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November 2, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Forgotten Lady is honestly a heartbreaking #Columbo episode. I don't know whether to feel sorry for the killer or not.
Tip: get naked in The #OuterWorlds2 for some amusing dialogue.
Works in real life, too. #TheOuterWorlds2
Works in real life, too. #TheOuterWorlds2
November 1, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Tip: get naked in The #OuterWorlds2 for some amusing dialogue.
Works in real life, too. #TheOuterWorlds2
Works in real life, too. #TheOuterWorlds2
Found a new toothpaste in Lidl! 😆
October 31, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Found a new toothpaste in Lidl! 😆
Since it's #Halloween, finally watching the legendary #Ghostwatch! 😅
October 31, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Since it's #Halloween, finally watching the legendary #Ghostwatch! 😅
Built a new table for #boardgaming 😁
October 30, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Built a new table for #boardgaming 😁
Calling it now- Ed Gamble was the drummer. #CelebrityTraitors #TheTraitors
October 30, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Calling it now- Ed Gamble was the drummer. #CelebrityTraitors #TheTraitors
Half expecting two Japanese men to start firing cannonballs at them... #CelebrityTraitors #TheTraitorsUK
October 29, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Half expecting two Japanese men to start firing cannonballs at them... #CelebrityTraitors #TheTraitorsUK
I didn't realise APC Overnight had a time machine, whoever they are...
October 28, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I didn't realise APC Overnight had a time machine, whoever they are...
Only in the UK do the crowd clap when they've been told off 😂 #snooker #ilovesnooker
October 26, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Only in the UK do the crowd clap when they've been told off 😂 #snooker #ilovesnooker
You can tell Richard Osman is a #snooker fan, he's positively fawning over John Parrott this week 😂 #HouseOfGames
October 23, 2025 at 10:31 PM
You can tell Richard Osman is a #snooker fan, he's positively fawning over John Parrott this week 😂 #HouseOfGames
I think Nick might be too smart for his own good with that play. Makes sense to me, but Kate is less playing Traitors and more Pin the Tail on the Donkey. #CelebrityTraitors #TheTraitors
October 23, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I think Nick might be too smart for his own good with that play. Makes sense to me, but Kate is less playing Traitors and more Pin the Tail on the Donkey. #CelebrityTraitors #TheTraitors
Mark looks genuinely demoralised 😔 #TheTraitors #CelebrityTraitors
October 22, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Mark looks genuinely demoralised 😔 #TheTraitors #CelebrityTraitors
Jonathan Ross be dressing like Mr Bear this episode... #CelebrityTraitors #TheTraitorsUK
October 22, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Jonathan Ross be dressing like Mr Bear this episode... #CelebrityTraitors #TheTraitorsUK
Jack Lisowski didn't know spin throws the cue ball until Chris Henry told him!? No wonder he's never won a ranked event! #snooker #NIOpen #ilovesnooker
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October 22, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Jack Lisowski didn't know spin throws the cue ball until Chris Henry told him!? No wonder he's never won a ranked event! #snooker #NIOpen #ilovesnooker
Modern classic? Isn't that an oxymoron? #GBBO
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October 21, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Modern classic? Isn't that an oxymoron? #GBBO