Jake Mellor
@devilboyscooby.bsky.social
'Journalist' and snooker fan. Hooman, Whovian, Scooby-Doovian. Whoser, loser, scared of hoovers. Robot Wars & Quantum Leap. Lived in Wales but don't f*ck sheep.
🎶 Things are getting strange I'm starting to worry, this could be a case for Mulder and Scully... 🎶 #snooker #Masters #welovesnooker
January 14, 2026 at 10:41 PM
🎶 Things are getting strange I'm starting to worry, this could be a case for Mulder and Scully... 🎶 #snooker #Masters #welovesnooker
January 13, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? #HouseOfGames
January 13, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? #HouseOfGames
Wait... For real? For 32 years I've thought it was Dull As DISHwater!? #HouseOfGames #sayings #idioms
January 12, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Wait... For real? For 32 years I've thought it was Dull As DISHwater!? #HouseOfGames #sayings #idioms
I thought it was well known that Belgium's two major exports are Tintin and the Smurfs. #HouseOfGames
January 12, 2026 at 9:58 PM
I thought it was well known that Belgium's two major exports are Tintin and the Smurfs. #HouseOfGames
Very verbose lad, that Joel, isn't he? 😂 #Snooker #bbcsnooker
January 12, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Very verbose lad, that Joel, isn't he? 😂 #Snooker #bbcsnooker
Has anyone else noticed the BBC Comms have started following Hazel's lead and are calling the Chinese players by first name now? JV kept saying "Yize" this afternoon, and Steve's saying "Guodong" tonight. #snooker #ilovesnooker
January 11, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Has anyone else noticed the BBC Comms have started following Hazel's lead and are calling the Chinese players by first name now? JV kept saying "Yize" this afternoon, and Steve's saying "Guodong" tonight. #snooker #ilovesnooker
Monkey = Cat Stark? (Hence the cat shirt, iron throne reference) - Michelle Fairley was in Suits, like the Monkey 🤷🏼♂️ #MaskedSingerUK
January 10, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Monkey = Cat Stark? (Hence the cat shirt, iron throne reference) - Michelle Fairley was in Suits, like the Monkey 🤷🏼♂️ #MaskedSingerUK
Fiona hasn't thrown a grenade into #TheTraitors- she's thrown the pin and held on to the grenade. #TheTraitorsUK
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January 9, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Fiona hasn't thrown a grenade into #TheTraitors- she's thrown the pin and held on to the grenade. #TheTraitorsUK
When did they bring back the 11+ exam!? #JBO #JuniorBakeOff
January 8, 2026 at 11:22 PM
When did they bring back the 11+ exam!? #JBO #JuniorBakeOff
Kitto whenever Aiyla mentions "star baker" #JBO #JuniorBakeOff
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January 7, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Kitto whenever Aiyla mentions "star baker" #JBO #JuniorBakeOff
The question now is which one is Ed Gamble this time? 🤔😆 #TheTraitorsUK #TheTraitors
January 7, 2026 at 9:00 PM
The question now is which one is Ed Gamble this time? 🤔😆 #TheTraitorsUK #TheTraitors
January 7, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Poor Ross was doomed from the start. The hug of death! #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK
January 7, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Poor Ross was doomed from the start. The hug of death! #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK
Ah yes, that famous quote by William of Ockham- "Within the obvious is the perfect place to hide." #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK
January 7, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Ah yes, that famous quote by William of Ockham- "Within the obvious is the perfect place to hide." #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK
I misread this as "Sweat Shop Assistant", and thought that was quite brazen to admit on the BBC 😂 #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK
January 7, 2026 at 8:20 PM
I misread this as "Sweat Shop Assistant", and thought that was quite brazen to admit on the BBC 😂 #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK
Fiona knows this is just a game, right? Bit melodramatic, like 😂 #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK
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January 7, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Fiona knows this is just a game, right? Bit melodramatic, like 😂 #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK
Called it 😏 #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK
Fiona's talking heads are so vague and coy, she has to be the secret traitor... #TheTraitors
January 7, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Called it 😏 #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK
Genuinely blown away by Matt Lucas on the #MaskedSinger... Only heard him sing Thank You Baked Potato before! #MaskedSingerUK
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January 5, 2026 at 7:24 AM
Genuinely blown away by Matt Lucas on the #MaskedSinger... Only heard him sing Thank You Baked Potato before! #MaskedSingerUK
Fiona's talking heads are so vague and coy, she has to be the secret traitor... #TheTraitors
January 3, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Fiona's talking heads are so vague and coy, she has to be the secret traitor... #TheTraitors
So the first song to get stuck in my head in 2026 is SECRET TUNNEL, THROUGH THE MOUNTAIN... from #AtlA 🤣
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January 3, 2026 at 4:07 PM
So the first song to get stuck in my head in 2026 is SECRET TUNNEL, THROUGH THE MOUNTAIN... from #AtlA 🤣
Are we sure Amanda isn't Adrian Dunbar in disguise? #TheTraitors
January 2, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Are we sure Amanda isn't Adrian Dunbar in disguise? #TheTraitors
We can't have another Linda, surely? 😂 #TheTraitors
January 2, 2026 at 5:59 PM
We can't have another Linda, surely? 😂 #TheTraitors
The three old men on the Lancaster team seemed pretty dismissive of the lady's suggestions... Even when they were right 🤔 #UniversityChallenge
January 2, 2026 at 5:29 PM
The three old men on the Lancaster team seemed pretty dismissive of the lady's suggestions... Even when they were right 🤔 #UniversityChallenge
Bonuses on the Crucible Curse- literally my perfect category 😂 #UniversityChallenge #snooker
January 2, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Bonuses on the Crucible Curse- literally my perfect category 😂 #UniversityChallenge #snooker