@dev-named-jay.bsky.social
My queen. @megantheestailion.bsky.social
December 4, 2025 at 7:39 PM
My queen. @megantheestailion.bsky.social
The only 6 7 I know is 6-foot 7-foot 8-foot bunch
November 3, 2025 at 11:16 PM
The only 6 7 I know is 6-foot 7-foot 8-foot bunch
demoing a new Django app for my enterprise coworkers is always fun. I try to guess how long before someone asks “can I save that to excel?”
Today it was 7mins. My answer ”of course you can, click this one button” (the only acceptable answer to that question imo) #django #DelightYourCustomers
Today it was 7mins. My answer ”of course you can, click this one button” (the only acceptable answer to that question imo) #django #DelightYourCustomers
October 13, 2025 at 4:54 PM
demoing a new Django app for my enterprise coworkers is always fun. I try to guess how long before someone asks “can I save that to excel?”
Today it was 7mins. My answer ”of course you can, click this one button” (the only acceptable answer to that question imo) #django #DelightYourCustomers
Today it was 7mins. My answer ”of course you can, click this one button” (the only acceptable answer to that question imo) #django #DelightYourCustomers
Picture it, 2026, you, an experienced Django dev giggle in delight when you see the tech stack and cool shit we're building.
September 28, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Picture it, 2026, you, an experienced Django dev giggle in delight when you see the tech stack and cool shit we're building.
Whenever meeting new friends I like to start out “Hi my name is Jay. What you do believe about the nature of the universe?”
September 17, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Whenever meeting new friends I like to start out “Hi my name is Jay. What you do believe about the nature of the universe?”
Teradata connector 🥰🥰🥰🥰 omg Im so happy.
📈 DuckDB 1.4.0 is out! This is our first LTS release which comes with *one year of community support*. It also supports database encryption, the MERGE SQL statement and Iceberg writes.
For more details, read the announcement blog post at
duckdb.org/2025/09/16/a...
For more details, read the announcement blog post at
duckdb.org/2025/09/16/a...
September 17, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Teradata connector 🥰🥰🥰🥰 omg Im so happy.
bye paramount. Fuck you for kneeling to the orange turd.
July 31, 2025 at 12:49 PM
bye paramount. Fuck you for kneeling to the orange turd.
It’s a find-your-meds-in-your-pocket-at-noon kind of Monday.
July 1, 2025 at 6:32 PM
It’s a find-your-meds-in-your-pocket-at-noon kind of Monday.
Working out at what is an predominantly 🏳️🌈 leaning gym is an amazing validating experience that every homo and queer should get to experience.
May 24, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Working out at what is an predominantly 🏳️🌈 leaning gym is an amazing validating experience that every homo and queer should get to experience.
What software puzzle are you ponding this holiday weekend?
For me, I can’t figure out why I get zero results from:
Model.objects.filter(array_of_arrays=my_array_of_arrays)
*Yet*, if I take it’s .query/ and paste into pgsql, BOOM I get results.
For me, I can’t figure out why I get zero results from:
Model.objects.filter(array_of_arrays=my_array_of_arrays)
*Yet*, if I take it’s .query/ and paste into pgsql, BOOM I get results.
May 24, 2025 at 4:39 PM
What software puzzle are you ponding this holiday weekend?
For me, I can’t figure out why I get zero results from:
Model.objects.filter(array_of_arrays=my_array_of_arrays)
*Yet*, if I take it’s .query/ and paste into pgsql, BOOM I get results.
For me, I can’t figure out why I get zero results from:
Model.objects.filter(array_of_arrays=my_array_of_arrays)
*Yet*, if I take it’s .query/ and paste into pgsql, BOOM I get results.
If I tell an AI to keep reply brief, does that result in a lower power consumption?
May 20, 2025 at 3:35 PM
If I tell an AI to keep reply brief, does that result in a lower power consumption?
T minus 9mins before this hunk of windows (10) garbage corporate laptop reboots and updates to windows 11. Tomorrow might just be a mental health day to grieve.
May 15, 2025 at 9:30 PM
T minus 9mins before this hunk of windows (10) garbage corporate laptop reboots and updates to windows 11. Tomorrow might just be a mental health day to grieve.
<pain points with new enterprise SPA that is not mine>.pptx
“Two end points are called and the results combined. If one of the services returns more than 2k results, they doesn’t combine correctly ”
—-
Me: “🤷 coulda had an SQL on the backend but we’re on that microservices bullshit right now”
“Two end points are called and the results combined. If one of the services returns more than 2k results, they doesn’t combine correctly ”
—-
Me: “🤷 coulda had an SQL on the backend but we’re on that microservices bullshit right now”
April 24, 2025 at 3:39 PM
<pain points with new enterprise SPA that is not mine>.pptx
“Two end points are called and the results combined. If one of the services returns more than 2k results, they doesn’t combine correctly ”
—-
Me: “🤷 coulda had an SQL on the backend but we’re on that microservices bullshit right now”
“Two end points are called and the results combined. If one of the services returns more than 2k results, they doesn’t combine correctly ”
—-
Me: “🤷 coulda had an SQL on the backend but we’re on that microservices bullshit right now”
Today, on out of pocket things I’ve done with Duckdb - injesting the entire content of my Outlook file so I can supplement advanced features not found in Outlook. Like the ability to search for and find an email. 🙄
April 21, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Today, on out of pocket things I’ve done with Duckdb - injesting the entire content of my Outlook file so I can supplement advanced features not found in Outlook. Like the ability to search for and find an email. 🙄
CRUD all the way down.
Most of what we call "tech" is about getting the right information into a database and trying to prevent the wrong person from reading or updating it.
March 4, 2025 at 10:16 PM
CRUD all the way down.
If you schedule an hour long meeting to read a PowerPoint to me that you didn’t send in advance, don’t be offended when I fall asleep. This isn’t story time before a nap send that shit in advance so we can have a meaningful discussion jfc
February 13, 2025 at 1:51 PM
If you schedule an hour long meeting to read a PowerPoint to me that you didn’t send in advance, don’t be offended when I fall asleep. This isn’t story time before a nap send that shit in advance so we can have a meaningful discussion jfc
Oh god my heart when I see “typescript” and “stored procedures”.
and also yes, business logic needs to be in the database, not in the application.
and also yes, business logic needs to be in the database, not in the application.
Today's SQL or Death Seminar Speaker: @jamescowling.dev (@convex.dev co-founder) will profess his love for Larry Ellison and @typescriptlang.org stored procedures. Zoom talk open to public at 4:30pm ET. YouTube video available after: db.cs.cmu.edu/events/sql-d...
[SQL Death] Larry Ellison was Right (kinda)! TypeScript Stored Procedures for the Modern Age - Carnegie Mellon Database Group
No one uses SQL to write business logic. It’s written in a... Read More +
db.cs.cmu.edu
February 10, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Oh god my heart when I see “typescript” and “stored procedures”.
and also yes, business logic needs to be in the database, not in the application.
and also yes, business logic needs to be in the database, not in the application.
Read Django’s dumpdata into duckdb in one command. (sed because I needed to clean up some logging junk).
February 7, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Read Django’s dumpdata into duckdb in one command. (sed because I needed to clean up some logging junk).
25 year old seen googling “what is a packed decimal”. The obscurity of an IBM mainframe is our only hope.
February 4, 2025 at 2:13 PM
25 year old seen googling “what is a packed decimal”. The obscurity of an IBM mainframe is our only hope.
I just know that if I wish hard enough, some ambitious data person at IBM is going to figure out how to embed @duckdb.org into IMS and open source it and ill figure out how to convince an architect to let us try it.
January 21, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I just know that if I wish hard enough, some ambitious data person at IBM is going to figure out how to embed @duckdb.org into IMS and open source it and ill figure out how to convince an architect to let us try it.
Had this pc as a kid as a handmedown from the school lab. I painted the case and keyboard blue so it would look like an iMac.
For IBM PS/2 fans, here's a picture of a PS/2 Model 25 with "mini me"; a promotional plastic "caddy" that would sit on your desk. You could put paper clips or other small items into. I do love computer memorabilia as well.
#vintagecomputer #retrocomputer
#vintagecomputer #retrocomputer
January 2, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Had this pc as a kid as a handmedown from the school lab. I painted the case and keyboard blue so it would look like an iMac.
Apple needs to move Look Up back to where it belongs when I a user selects text in iOS safari.
January 2, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Apple needs to move Look Up back to where it belongs when I a user selects text in iOS safari.
A new image of Triton for the holidays 🥺 its going to be a great year ❤️🛸💫
James Webb telescope just dropped its latest image, Neptune, and its rings.
December 13, 2024 at 2:43 PM
A new image of Triton for the holidays 🥺 its going to be a great year ❤️🛸💫
Reposted
If #Excel adds one more freaking option for where to save a file in an attempt to use their shitty one drive I swear I'm going to pull whats left of my hair out.
December 11, 2024 at 3:18 PM
If #Excel adds one more freaking option for where to save a file in an attempt to use their shitty one drive I swear I'm going to pull whats left of my hair out.