samuel (blue)
@deuteranopic.bsky.social
Tried being good. Evil again.
30s | he | Chicago
art, writing, game dev, dumbassery
30s | he | Chicago
art, writing, game dev, dumbassery
Pinned
I've sealed my secrets, but the lock has sprung a leak
You pry and pry until I bleed
That's all you wanna see
You pry and pry until I bleed
That's all you wanna see
"i can occasionally count on you" -adam
May 30, 2025 at 2:22 AM
"i can occasionally count on you" -adam
I bet you don't even care about me anymore.
May 2, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I bet you don't even care about me anymore.
I've sealed my secrets, but the lock has sprung a leak
You pry and pry until I bleed
That's all you wanna see
You pry and pry until I bleed
That's all you wanna see
May 1, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I've sealed my secrets, but the lock has sprung a leak
You pry and pry until I bleed
That's all you wanna see
You pry and pry until I bleed
That's all you wanna see
currently naruto running to dropkick myself off the nearest high building. in case you were wondering. thanks.
May 1, 2025 at 7:14 AM
currently naruto running to dropkick myself off the nearest high building. in case you were wondering. thanks.
"you can't feel your internal organs" lol. sounds like a skill issue. YOU can't feel your internal organs
April 24, 2025 at 10:19 PM
"you can't feel your internal organs" lol. sounds like a skill issue. YOU can't feel your internal organs
I think I most relate to Waluigi as far as Mario characters go
April 24, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I think I most relate to Waluigi as far as Mario characters go
Is kiwi really not supposed to burn and tingle in your mouth??? I thought that was a feature?? Am I allergic to kiwi?????
April 24, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Is kiwi really not supposed to burn and tingle in your mouth??? I thought that was a feature?? Am I allergic to kiwi?????
writing bendy fanfiction on my typewriter (I am a normal man)
April 24, 2025 at 4:06 AM
writing bendy fanfiction on my typewriter (I am a normal man)
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Ah jeesh, I'd really love to help you with that but I am currently Overencumbered due to poor inventory management and moving at half speed. Item weight, am I right?!
April 23, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Ah jeesh, I'd really love to help you with that but I am currently Overencumbered due to poor inventory management and moving at half speed. Item weight, am I right?!
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I purchased the 2025 N-gage game. It had a seal that must've been real hard to make! The manual is nice, and shows all the ringtone and wallpapers you get.
April 23, 2025 at 5:59 AM
I purchased the 2025 N-gage game. It had a seal that must've been real hard to make! The manual is nice, and shows all the ringtone and wallpapers you get.
I always knew Denver sucked but moving to Chicago opened my eyes big time about how much Denver sucked. holy shit.
April 23, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I always knew Denver sucked but moving to Chicago opened my eyes big time about how much Denver sucked. holy shit.
I have so much work to catch up on today :(
April 23, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I have so much work to catch up on today :(
me to alan wake
man, guys are so extra
"I am an engine of suffering."
"I am the herald of despair."
bro you're cranky, eat something
"I am an engine of suffering."
"I am the herald of despair."
bro you're cranky, eat something
April 23, 2025 at 2:44 PM
me to alan wake
Anyway whatever I don't want to dwell on that I got this account for posting random shit that pops in my head (funny) not random shit that pops in my head (upsetting). get it together, blue.
April 22, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Anyway whatever I don't want to dwell on that I got this account for posting random shit that pops in my head (funny) not random shit that pops in my head (upsetting). get it together, blue.
I ruined everything! Now even the ruin I left behind in my wake is, itself, another thing I've ruined! I just want to fix this. I don't mean with her. That's over forever. I mean with me. I relied on her too much for my new identity. I don't know who I am without her and without that suit.
April 22, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I ruined everything! Now even the ruin I left behind in my wake is, itself, another thing I've ruined! I just want to fix this. I don't mean with her. That's over forever. I mean with me. I relied on her too much for my new identity. I don't know who I am without her and without that suit.
God. Breakups suck. I can't believe she was always there for years and now. She's not. I can't even speak to her. I mean I guess I could, it's not like she blocked me. But. I can't. fuck.
April 22, 2025 at 7:20 PM
God. Breakups suck. I can't believe she was always there for years and now. She's not. I can't even speak to her. I mean I guess I could, it's not like she blocked me. But. I can't. fuck.
I rolled two joints and now I'm at the typewriter writing and smoking like the absolute noir unit that I so clearly am.
April 22, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I rolled two joints and now I'm at the typewriter writing and smoking like the absolute noir unit that I so clearly am.
I fight with people and then I'm like "oh I hope no one takes me too seriously". I mean I am objectively right all the time, but still
April 22, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I fight with people and then I'm like "oh I hope no one takes me too seriously". I mean I am objectively right all the time, but still
You know what? I'm gonna use Henry's typewriter to write this actually. He needs a new ink ribbon but I'm gonna use it anyway
April 22, 2025 at 5:26 PM
You know what? I'm gonna use Henry's typewriter to write this actually. He needs a new ink ribbon but I'm gonna use it anyway
"you wanna fight me so bad" I've tried to end the conversation multiple times my friend. :)
April 22, 2025 at 5:25 PM
"you wanna fight me so bad" I've tried to end the conversation multiple times my friend. :)
I barely remember what my own apartment looked like back then. I can't remember Joey's. I probably only went there like once. Maybe twice. Horrible.
April 22, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I barely remember what my own apartment looked like back then. I can't remember Joey's. I probably only went there like once. Maybe twice. Horrible.
Anyway. (cracks knuckles) I DO write fanfiction. And I'm about to write one right fuckin' now
April 22, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Anyway. (cracks knuckles) I DO write fanfiction. And I'm about to write one right fuckin' now
I need to punch Joey really really badly right now. In case anyone was wondering.
April 22, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I need to punch Joey really really badly right now. In case anyone was wondering.
I miss her. sigh.
April 22, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I miss her. sigh.