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Or girls named Maye.

Or dogs named Belichick, with the nickname Jordon's Bitch.
November 16, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Better late than never, I suppose.
November 15, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Sounds like a great career opportunity, especially for people whose jobs are being taken over by AI.
November 15, 2025 at 11:43 PM
The worst thing is that Trump is Putin's hireling.

I blame Bill Clinton for letting Putin hatch. We could have done more to prop up Russia's experiment in democracy. Russia has backslid into being as bad an enemy as the Soviet Union ever was.
November 15, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I wanna rock n roll until 10:30 and party every other Saturday.
November 15, 2025 at 10:44 PM
No one on the left or in the middle wants to protect anyone who committed crimes on Epstein Island.

It's only right-wingers who want to cover up their gods' crimes.

And we pray Tom Hanks is not one of them!
November 15, 2025 at 4:10 PM
What does Jordon have to say about this?
November 15, 2025 at 3:53 PM
CPS needs to take her 14yo daughter away before her 15th B-day.

If Mom thinks you're "fair game" by then, she's not a fit parent.
November 15, 2025 at 10:25 AM
There are actually more sets of rules.

You're right about there being one set for the rich (which is basically a null set.)

There are different sets for the rest of us, like, for instance, for minorities.
November 15, 2025 at 10:22 AM
She cheated! She didn't actually run.

She was thrown by Sean Dunn.
November 15, 2025 at 10:19 AM
So, should Luke McCaffrey thank his lucky stars that he merely broke his collarbone on a kickoff return?

Season's over, but hey, it's not a concussion. At least will still have Chris Boswell.
November 15, 2025 at 10:10 AM
American kids would cheat their way through the course with ChatGPT.
November 15, 2025 at 9:12 AM
If heard Kendrick Lamar is ready to write a diss track about what Drake Maye do.
November 15, 2025 at 9:05 AM
I don't like that all turnovers are called "takeaways" credited to the defense.

There are lot are "giveaways" that ought to be pinned on the offense.

I see a lot of INTs where the QB throws at the defender, muffed punt returns and bad handoff exchanges.
November 15, 2025 at 8:59 AM
That drop on 4th down after the two-minute warning sure looks suspicious now.
November 15, 2025 at 8:52 AM
When Trump came down the elevator, we thought he was delusional and insane.

Look what happened because we didn't take him seriously, but not literally?
November 15, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Are you nuts?

They got binders, binder clips, 3-ring binders from tiny to huge. 0.2mm mechanical pencils! So thin it's almost invisible. Retractable badge holders. Poster boards, chalk AND dry-erase markers.

It's like Disneyland for non-idiots.
November 15, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Too bad Elizabeth Holmes tried to stand on the shoulders of this giant.
November 15, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Megyn Kelly has a 14-year-old daughter.

I'll bet her 15th birthday party will be pretty awkward, y'know, with all those 40- to 70-year-old men there snuffling around.
November 15, 2025 at 3:05 AM
It turns out she's 18 -- or what Jeffrey Epstein called a GILF.
November 15, 2025 at 12:36 AM
On Monday, we'll be reporting she won the tournament by 30 strokes, hit 12 classy holes-in-one, 32 eagles including 3 bald ones. And got The Eagles back together to perform "Desperado" with a Tush Push.

Got it? Good.
November 14, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I wouldn't mind if some leading Dems got taken down with Trump and a bunch of Repigs.

That'll prove it wasn't a witch hunt, it was a pedophile hunt.
November 14, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Tom Brady did it many times!
November 14, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I need to get me a brain worm!
November 14, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Tesla is the new Enron.
November 14, 2025 at 6:06 PM