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I tried to open up a presentation on my Mac using Keynote.

Pages came over and knocked it aside saying Pages will do it!
November 2, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Tomorrow, I am going to suffer a devastating loss because the powerful can't come to an agreement.

No more ABC or ESPN!!!

Can anyone understand my suffering? It stinks when ordinary people suffer because powerful ones have these petty snits!
November 1, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Ad for Dem candidate for Sen from TX:

John Cornyn votes with Donald Trump 99% of the time.

So, it's 99% sure that John Cornyn endorses Trump wearing a crown and dumping shit on Americans exercising their constitutional freedoms.

Dump Cornyn not shit.
October 21, 2025 at 4:07 PM
To the Louvre Jewel Heist team:

Now the Epstein files.
October 20, 2025 at 12:59 PM
The Commanders make the same mistake year after year -- the hire people from the Cowboys. The coach, Dan Quinn, is from the Cowboys and is blatantly throwing today's game. The D-line isn't trying and they're throwing short passes on 3rd-a-long.

I'm sure Jerry Jones pays his double-agents well.
October 19, 2025 at 9:14 PM
The purpose of the Trump regime is to create a permanent Lower Class with zero power to disobey the Elites.

What the MAGAts didn't understand is the Lower Class of slaves/serfs is more than 95% of the American population. Many "professionals" will land on the shit side of the divide.

Discuss
October 15, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Mike Tirico and Chris Collinsworth need to be fired from "Sunday Night Football."

Totally unprofessional and biased in favor of the Cowboys. They apologize and make excuses for their shit play. They strategize for them but never for the opponents. Completely unworthy to be on the national stage.
September 29, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Saboteur Hegseth is bringing in the generals and admirals on the last day of the fiscal year.

If the govt shuts down, they won't be able to pay to get back to their bases.

There will be a fake crisis with China, N Korea, Iran, the Houthis or Venezuela.

It's just a fake to force the Dems to cave.
September 27, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Jimmy Kimmel is back on in about half an hour.

Where can I place bets? I'd like to put a wager on he'll kiss ass.

I wouldn't mind losing that bet.
September 24, 2025 at 3:02 AM
The Chicago Bears played better today than in the past few years. The Dallas Cowboys defense was especially bad.

The Cowboys defense got Eberflus'ed, while the Bears got de-Eberflus'ed.

Hey, Matt, you are really burnishing your credentials for a top position in the Trump regime.
September 21, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Today is Constitution Day.

I don't think we can celebrate today. If you look at the document, you'll see how it has become irrelevant.

Go to Article I, Section 8 and see what the #1 power of Congress is. I'll wait.
September 17, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Wordle 1,548 2/6

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99 skill/86 luck

Bam!
September 14, 2025 at 5:03 AM
What the hell is that on Felix Auger-Aliassime's shirt?

It looks like Daffy Duck with no eyes. That's going to appear in a future nightmare.
September 6, 2025 at 2:27 AM
At this moment, the Dallas Cowboys are the worst team in football.

They have more regular-season losses than the rest of the league combined.
September 5, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Wordle 1,538 2/6

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Lucky today!
September 4, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Maybe John Bolton has the Epstein files?

For anyone who remembers Bolton from the W years, you know how fucked up the world is that now he's a "good guy."
August 22, 2025 at 3:32 PM
What did I just watch?

Trump is such a chameleon. Who is he going to be next?
August 18, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I wish they would survey the plurality of the voting-eligible 2024 election public: non-voters.

They should be asked if they wished they had voted for Harris or Trump, or against Harris or Trump or if they are glad they didn't vote.

They are second-class villains in our current shitshow.
August 17, 2025 at 4:13 PM
We have Putin rambling on.

When's he going to get to Epstein?

If he throws Epstein in Trump's face, that'll make my day!
August 15, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Continuing coverage.

No stumbles, no faceplants, no gunfire.

FUCK!
August 15, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Watching news coverage from Alaska. Both planes have landed safely with zero fiery crashes.

FUCK!

A tumble down the airstairs is the next outcome that can prevent this from being a waste of time. Stay tuned.
August 15, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Trump wants to blow $200,000,000.00 to add a ballroom to the White House.

When asked why the Democrats didn't add a ballroom to the White House when they were in power, an unidentified spokesperson replied:

"We don't have balls."

(mic drop)
August 4, 2025 at 6:28 PM
ChatGPT and other LLMs will eventually degrade like Google has.

Late 1990's Google was almost magical. PageRank was mysterious and eluded manipulation for a long time.

Now SEO lets wealthy entities top Google searches even if they are barely relevant.

LLMs will be similarly enshittified.
July 28, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I wish I could bring myself to read Project 2025. I'm familiar with the general ideas, but I think reading the source text would be too rage-inducing.

I hope enough people on the left side of the political spectrum are taking the hit to see the enemy's road map.
July 27, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I'm for the US Constitution and you are not, so we cannot do business anymore.(2/2)
July 18, 2025 at 9:16 PM