Detective Squirrel 🏳️⚧️♐️
@detectivesquirrel.bsky.social
Progressive Millennial Stereotype. Human salvage vehicle.
Aggressively pro-science.
You will pry HRT & vaccines from my cold dead fucking hands.
Fuck Josh Hawley.
STL MO. He/him
Don't be a dick.
Aggressively pro-science.
You will pry HRT & vaccines from my cold dead fucking hands.
Fuck Josh Hawley.
STL MO. He/him
Don't be a dick.
Cry harder. MAGA men are the most f r a g i le creatures I've ever had the displeasure of observing.
October 20, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Cry harder. MAGA men are the most f r a g i le creatures I've ever had the displeasure of observing.
No. Absolutely not. Fuck you, 2025. You can't have her. Not Dolly. N o t her. You leave her alone. I haven't believed in God since I was 10, but let's see if the big guy will still pick up the phone 20 years later.
October 8, 2025 at 12:36 AM
No. Absolutely not. Fuck you, 2025. You can't have her. Not Dolly. N o t her. You leave her alone. I haven't believed in God since I was 10, but let's see if the big guy will still pick up the phone 20 years later.
Jesus Fuck, that is my new sleep paralysis demon.
August 29, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Jesus Fuck, that is my new sleep paralysis demon.
Great info on the sheets, but what about those Epstein files?
a penguin is sitting in the grass with the words you did n't see epstein above it .
ALT: a penguin is sitting in the grass with the words you did n't see epstein above it .
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August 26, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Great info on the sheets, but what about those Epstein files?
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"Let's not take the soul-sucking path of sacrificing the most persecuted for that which we deem to be most popular. I know that there are transgender children right now looking out at this world and wondering if anyone is going to stand up for them and for their simple right to exist. Well, I am."
March 24, 2025 at 7:40 PM
"Let's not take the soul-sucking path of sacrificing the most persecuted for that which we deem to be most popular. I know that there are transgender children right now looking out at this world and wondering if anyone is going to stand up for them and for their simple right to exist. Well, I am."
Scott Jennings looks like a slightly squished, low-contrast Josh Hawley. Legit thought it was an edited photo of my shitty senator at first glance. They both suck, so its appropriate. Fuck them both.
June 21, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Scott Jennings looks like a slightly squished, low-contrast Josh Hawley. Legit thought it was an edited photo of my shitty senator at first glance. They both suck, so its appropriate. Fuck them both.
If he doesn't like it, he can come physically drag my fat ass to the office himself. Otherwise, Velveeta Voldemort can fuck off into the sun. The nerve of this orange bitch. 😂😂😂
June 20, 2025 at 12:11 PM
If he doesn't like it, he can come physically drag my fat ass to the office himself. Otherwise, Velveeta Voldemort can fuck off into the sun. The nerve of this orange bitch. 😂😂😂
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Rick Scott and Tom Holman look like contestants in a fascist Mr. Clean cosplay contest. They should both be deported. To the sun. Via Yeet Cannon 9000.
June 4, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Rick Scott and Tom Holman look like contestants in a fascist Mr. Clean cosplay contest. They should both be deported. To the sun. Via Yeet Cannon 9000.
I like house trannies more. a, kind of slur reclamation, even if derogatory, b, accounts for trans men because there are some of us that do that shit, too. "I'm NoT LiKe OtHeR TrAnS MeN." Wasn't that... was his name Buck Angel that kind of douche? I think that was his name.
June 4, 2025 at 4:42 AM
I like house trannies more. a, kind of slur reclamation, even if derogatory, b, accounts for trans men because there are some of us that do that shit, too. "I'm NoT LiKe OtHeR TrAnS MeN." Wasn't that... was his name Buck Angel that kind of douche? I think that was his name.