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Detective Squirrel 🏳️‍⚧️♐️
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Progressive Millennial Stereotype. Human salvage vehicle.
Aggressively pro-science.
You will pry HRT & vaccines from my cold dead fucking hands.
Fuck Josh Hawley.
STL MO. He/him
Don't be a dick.
August 26, 2025 at 9:21 PM
His government name is Nephy, and he's a slut for yogurt. Here's Dildor, govt name Mephistopheles. He's a perv that won't let me shower alone. Pls pet Lucy and Ajar for me and tell them that I love them.
January 21, 2025 at 6:20 AM
I see your Lucy and raise you a King Fatass.
January 21, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Not giving this dildo a post interaction by sharing, but the party platforms shifted over the course of ~40 yrs following WWII. So... yes, the Dems of the 1850s that loved slavery are largely modern-day Republicans. Here, they're conflating compassion and common sense for "MuH SlAvE LabOr."
November 24, 2024 at 12:54 AM
November 23, 2024 at 3:24 AM
You have a great point, Kent. They would love for this person to just not exist. They don't fit their hateful narrative. Too goddamn bad, tho, because they do. This is me on Halloween. I've been medically transitioning for 4.5 years. Sure af don't belong in the ladies room anymore.
November 23, 2024 at 1:51 AM
Cool. If Mace wants to play the "AsSiGneD SeX OnLY In My BaThRoOmS BeCauSe TrAumA", then this is who she's sharing a bathroom with according to her own dumbass rule. This is me—AFAB with a vag. It's not about her trauma. It's about being a hateful bitch to Congresswoman McBride.
November 21, 2024 at 4:04 AM
Yeesss. I offer one in return.
November 20, 2024 at 2:43 PM
🚨Tiny PP Alert🚨

This dude likes to be an asshole to randos on the internet. Looks like someone didn't get hugged enough as a child. Maybe some therapy would do them more good than social media access.
November 20, 2024 at 1:13 PM
Oh, look. It's half of the fucking GOP.

Meme is OC, but honestly, idgaf. I want just to make fun of the right because 90% of them suck.
November 12, 2024 at 3:18 AM
As I prepare to turn 29, this becomes more and more real. I didn't think I'd make it to 20, much less 30. I have no idea what I'm doing. F U C K.
November 30, 2023 at 3:53 AM