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deny, defend, depose
frolf guy 🥏
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facts. idc what anyone’s 4-time is i swear turpin is the fastest player in the league.
December 5, 2025 at 5:51 PM
they darn near missed it on the broadcast lol
December 5, 2025 at 3:46 AM
i like the part where brandon aubrey can bang a 63-yarder and nobody even pretends to care anymore
December 5, 2025 at 3:38 AM
brod is worth it and lowkey i think prodigy is on the come-up
November 29, 2025 at 12:08 AM
you gotta appreciate a niche brand trying to do something truly unique to stand out.

it is kinda taking the rollo to its natural conclusion, and i have always loved the stamp designs bernoulli has.
November 23, 2025 at 1:19 PM
i’ve honestly never understood the bert thing. like usually i can understand why someone likes something even if it’s not my taste, but i have no clue what people see with him.
November 21, 2025 at 1:54 AM
if your defense is “our security is so lax that any random person can access the office and mess around with stuff” then that’s not the flex you think it is
October 17, 2025 at 10:54 AM
fr. we’re at the point where the player i hate watching the most in the whole league is the starting RB on my own favorite team.
October 6, 2025 at 12:42 AM
dolphins #4 receiving option came through with the TD
September 19, 2025 at 1:33 AM
damn, the bills might win 42-10 instead of 42-3
September 17, 2025 at 4:24 PM
that’s how a fed thinks 22 year olds text if i’ve ever seen it
September 17, 2025 at 3:44 AM
September 17, 2025 at 3:40 AM
this is maybe the softest milkshake ducking i think ive seen.

it still qualifies as a milkshake duck, but like, a happy meal milkshake duck.
September 15, 2025 at 5:01 PM
i just “laugh reacted” to his CK disc and dude blocked me in less than 2 minutes. very small person with not a lot going on i guess 🙃
September 15, 2025 at 12:12 AM
his highlight reel just in games against buffalo is better than most RBs’ entire career highlight reels
September 8, 2025 at 1:08 AM
to the moon 🚀
September 8, 2025 at 12:33 AM
i’m impressed he could stay locked in on his bassline through the chorus of boos for the anthem
September 6, 2025 at 12:10 AM
sunglasses game extremely strong my g
August 24, 2025 at 8:50 PM