ben
@detectablethickness.com
deny, defend, depose
frolf guy 🥏
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frolf guy 🥏
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just introduced my wife to three 6 mafia for the first time on the way home from the gym tonight
her thoughts: “i see why you like this”
her thoughts: “i see why you like this”
December 20, 2025 at 2:16 AM
just introduced my wife to three 6 mafia for the first time on the way home from the gym tonight
her thoughts: “i see why you like this”
her thoughts: “i see why you like this”
just asked my wife if she wanted to have some of the pie i made before heading to bed
her response: “no, but if you save me some i’ll have it tomorrow”
… did my wife think i was going to eat an entire banana cream pie tonight?
her response: “no, but if you save me some i’ll have it tomorrow”
… did my wife think i was going to eat an entire banana cream pie tonight?
December 15, 2025 at 3:12 AM
just asked my wife if she wanted to have some of the pie i made before heading to bed
her response: “no, but if you save me some i’ll have it tomorrow”
… did my wife think i was going to eat an entire banana cream pie tonight?
her response: “no, but if you save me some i’ll have it tomorrow”
… did my wife think i was going to eat an entire banana cream pie tonight?
post your karaoke song:
wagon wheel gets the people going (ocms version, naturally)
wagon wheel gets the people going (ocms version, naturally)
December 5, 2025 at 8:26 PM
post your karaoke song:
wagon wheel gets the people going (ocms version, naturally)
wagon wheel gets the people going (ocms version, naturally)
whoever came up with this, immediately to prison.
November 23, 2025 at 5:14 AM
whoever came up with this, immediately to prison.
paul mcbeth has a 4 stroke lead on championship sunday
August 24, 2025 at 8:46 PM
paul mcbeth has a 4 stroke lead on championship sunday
i love val mandujano’s game, and every time i see her put herself in winning position i wonder why she doesn’t do so every single week. nothing she does feels unrepeatable, she just plays smart steady golf. seems like a play style that should translate more consistently than it does for her.
August 17, 2025 at 6:08 PM
i love val mandujano’s game, and every time i see her put herself in winning position i wonder why she doesn’t do so every single week. nothing she does feels unrepeatable, she just plays smart steady golf. seems like a play style that should translate more consistently than it does for her.
found and cooked chicken of the woods for dinner tonight 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻
August 14, 2025 at 3:27 AM
found and cooked chicken of the woods for dinner tonight 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻
“play good or play bad i have beer anyways” - ohn scoggins 🍻
August 14, 2025 at 12:47 AM
“play good or play bad i have beer anyways” - ohn scoggins 🍻
gannon really put up his B- performance and still took down a chip. what a monster.
what’s wild is that gannon buhr has been at least 2 strokes off from the hot round in every single round of the world championships so far
there’s a real possibility that he wins his first worlds tomorrow and we’re all left thinking he left meat on the bone
there’s a real possibility that he wins his first worlds tomorrow and we’re all left thinking he left meat on the bone
August 3, 2025 at 11:30 PM
gannon really put up his B- performance and still took down a chip. what a monster.
ohn making 6 c2 putts to win worlds is so baller
August 3, 2025 at 9:55 AM
ohn making 6 c2 putts to win worlds is so baller
but also, wtf was iida thinking? it looked like maybe her dad/caddie talked her into that layup?
August 3, 2025 at 9:54 AM
but also, wtf was iida thinking? it looked like maybe her dad/caddie talked her into that layup?
i shed a tear. i’m so freaking happy for ohn man. what a damn career!
August 3, 2025 at 9:52 AM
i shed a tear. i’m so freaking happy for ohn man. what a damn career!
what’s wild is that gannon buhr has been at least 2 strokes off from the hot round in every single round of the world championships so far
there’s a real possibility that he wins his first worlds tomorrow and we’re all left thinking he left meat on the bone
there’s a real possibility that he wins his first worlds tomorrow and we’re all left thinking he left meat on the bone
August 3, 2025 at 1:23 AM
what’s wild is that gannon buhr has been at least 2 strokes off from the hot round in every single round of the world championships so far
there’s a real possibility that he wins his first worlds tomorrow and we’re all left thinking he left meat on the bone
there’s a real possibility that he wins his first worlds tomorrow and we’re all left thinking he left meat on the bone
and just like that we’ve got a new contender with how AB shot today
round of the year by ezra?
other contenders that come to mind are mcbeth’s r1 at champs cup and isaac & calvin’s r2 at EDGF but this monster course is considerably more challenging than stockton or tallinn
other contenders that come to mind are mcbeth’s r1 at champs cup and isaac & calvin’s r2 at EDGF but this monster course is considerably more challenging than stockton or tallinn
August 2, 2025 at 2:21 PM
and just like that we’ve got a new contender with how AB shot today
shot my first 950+ rated round in a WHILE today at league, feels good to have some momentum going into a tournament this weekend 💪🏻
August 1, 2025 at 2:34 AM
shot my first 950+ rated round in a WHILE today at league, feels good to have some momentum going into a tournament this weekend 💪🏻
round of the year by ezra?
other contenders that come to mind are mcbeth’s r1 at champs cup and isaac & calvin’s r2 at EDGF but this monster course is considerably more challenging than stockton or tallinn
other contenders that come to mind are mcbeth’s r1 at champs cup and isaac & calvin’s r2 at EDGF but this monster course is considerably more challenging than stockton or tallinn
July 31, 2025 at 6:31 PM
round of the year by ezra?
other contenders that come to mind are mcbeth’s r1 at champs cup and isaac & calvin’s r2 at EDGF but this monster course is considerably more challenging than stockton or tallinn
other contenders that come to mind are mcbeth’s r1 at champs cup and isaac & calvin’s r2 at EDGF but this monster course is considerably more challenging than stockton or tallinn
if i ever need motivation for anything im just gonna re-watch that final putt by calvin. got me fired the hell up to go do something great.
July 20, 2025 at 4:04 PM
if i ever need motivation for anything im just gonna re-watch that final putt by calvin. got me fired the hell up to go do something great.
shoutout silva tho fr. the drives on this course weren’t super challenging so you knew there was a chance the whole thing could come down to putting, and i don’t think anyone wants to challenge silva to a putting contest at this point.
July 20, 2025 at 11:33 AM
shoutout silva tho fr. the drives on this course weren’t super challenging so you knew there was a chance the whole thing could come down to putting, and i don’t think anyone wants to challenge silva to a putting contest at this point.
someone check on kristin’s CoolBet account after that performance on 17 today sheesh
July 20, 2025 at 11:28 AM
someone check on kristin’s CoolBet account after that performance on 17 today sheesh
got a nice lil top-3 in a fun dubs 1-rounder this morning!
July 20, 2025 at 2:05 AM
got a nice lil top-3 in a fun dubs 1-rounder this morning!
that’s it, isaac robinson is never losing another major as long as he lives
July 18, 2025 at 3:32 PM
that’s it, isaac robinson is never losing another major as long as he lives
i haven’t had a sports moment literally make me stand up from my chair in a while. but that isaac ace did it for me holy damn.
July 18, 2025 at 3:31 PM
i haven’t had a sports moment literally make me stand up from my chair in a while. but that isaac ace did it for me holy damn.
don’t tune in late for the match play streams!
July 10, 2025 at 2:16 PM
don’t tune in late for the match play streams!