Jesse Carver
@destil.bsky.social
Code monkey, mover of colorful wooden cubes, taker of poorly lit photos. He / him. #BlackLivesMatter #TransRights
He got an early access ticket to showings before the release and mad a few small changes after moat of it had been written.
December 27, 2025 at 7:42 PM
He got an early access ticket to showings before the release and mad a few small changes after moat of it had been written.
Them kids are allright.
December 25, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Them kids are allright.
Reposted by Jesse Carver
1725: Why the fuck did I lose my left hand for the same wages I earned while being 10x more productive than last year? Who the fuck is benefiting here?
2025: Why am I losing my job to a machine that encourages kids to kill themselves and can't actually do my job? Who the fuck is benefiting here?
2025: Why am I losing my job to a machine that encourages kids to kill themselves and can't actually do my job? Who the fuck is benefiting here?
December 2, 2025 at 7:57 PM
1725: Why the fuck did I lose my left hand for the same wages I earned while being 10x more productive than last year? Who the fuck is benefiting here?
2025: Why am I losing my job to a machine that encourages kids to kill themselves and can't actually do my job? Who the fuck is benefiting here?
2025: Why am I losing my job to a machine that encourages kids to kill themselves and can't actually do my job? Who the fuck is benefiting here?
Mission failed successfully.
November 24, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Mission failed successfully.
What can 8 ounces of acid do for you?
* Two 4 oz. vials of acid cost 50 gp (minus 2 gp for the vials).
* They take one week and 24 gold pieces of material to craft.
* Each can be splashed 5ft or thrown 20ft as an improvised ranged weapon attack for 2d6 acid damage.
-pinned in discord
* Two 4 oz. vials of acid cost 50 gp (minus 2 gp for the vials).
* They take one week and 24 gold pieces of material to craft.
* Each can be splashed 5ft or thrown 20ft as an improvised ranged weapon attack for 2d6 acid damage.
-pinned in discord
November 22, 2025 at 4:04 PM
What can 8 ounces of acid do for you?
* Two 4 oz. vials of acid cost 50 gp (minus 2 gp for the vials).
* They take one week and 24 gold pieces of material to craft.
* Each can be splashed 5ft or thrown 20ft as an improvised ranged weapon attack for 2d6 acid damage.
-pinned in discord
* Two 4 oz. vials of acid cost 50 gp (minus 2 gp for the vials).
* They take one week and 24 gold pieces of material to craft.
* Each can be splashed 5ft or thrown 20ft as an improvised ranged weapon attack for 2d6 acid damage.
-pinned in discord
A ceiling, actually, but we were in 0G so it worked out.
Also I bought every flask for the acid. Every time I was out I explicitly said "I go to the glassblower and buy 10 more flasks" and paid out of pocket.
Also I bought every flask for the acid. Every time I was out I explicitly said "I go to the glassblower and buy 10 more flasks" and paid out of pocket.
November 19, 2025 at 7:09 AM
A ceiling, actually, but we were in 0G so it worked out.
Also I bought every flask for the acid. Every time I was out I explicitly said "I go to the glassblower and buy 10 more flasks" and paid out of pocket.
Also I bought every flask for the acid. Every time I was out I explicitly said "I go to the glassblower and buy 10 more flasks" and paid out of pocket.
As I mention every time it comes up this gets what I want cinematically from near death rules, which is Pullo here: youtu.be/hu1XBpTUU1c?...
Rome (HBO) - Gladiator Scene of Pullo (Part 2)
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November 14, 2025 at 11:06 PM
As I mention every time it comes up this gets what I want cinematically from near death rules, which is Pullo here: youtu.be/hu1XBpTUU1c?...
I think at least three of these aren't house rules anymore and I can't remember the last time the flight rules came up.
November 14, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I think at least three of these aren't house rules anymore and I can't remember the last time the flight rules came up.
Someone get a drill...
November 8, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Someone get a drill...
look, I've been saying this would be a simple change for like 10 years...
i may have been wrong, lol.
(Silver border half mana to the rescue?)
i may have been wrong, lol.
(Silver border half mana to the rescue?)
November 8, 2025 at 3:14 PM
look, I've been saying this would be a simple change for like 10 years...
i may have been wrong, lol.
(Silver border half mana to the rescue?)
i may have been wrong, lol.
(Silver border half mana to the rescue?)
Per the Rhys example this is BUG as a commander but UB or BG in the 99.
November 8, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Per the Rhys example this is BUG as a commander but UB or BG in the 99.
Amazing how for big draft-able UB sets like this and FF it feels like wizards is learning how to make bonus sheets as they go...
November 7, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Amazing how for big draft-able UB sets like this and FF it feels like wizards is learning how to make bonus sheets as they go...
This isn't some new problem...
-some you know because 4e literally destroyed the D&D communities I was in at the time
-some you know because 4e literally destroyed the D&D communities I was in at the time
November 5, 2025 at 3:18 AM
This isn't some new problem...
-some you know because 4e literally destroyed the D&D communities I was in at the time
-some you know because 4e literally destroyed the D&D communities I was in at the time
It's been a decade and I have yet to pull out the "12l. One day.
October 31, 2025 at 10:26 PM
It's been a decade and I have yet to pull out the "12l. One day.
Bracket 3: "turn 6"
Green players: right, so just, like 12 or 15 mana?
Green players: right, so just, like 12 or 15 mana?
October 22, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Bracket 3: "turn 6"
Green players: right, so just, like 12 or 15 mana?
Green players: right, so just, like 12 or 15 mana?
I've always mained Donny and I don't intend to stop now.
October 10, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I've always mained Donny and I don't intend to stop now.
Can't argue.
Wait, no, arguing about Final Fantasy is all I've been using the internet for for 28 years.
... can't disagree.
Wait, no, arguing about Final Fantasy is all I've been using the internet for for 28 years.
... can't disagree.
October 8, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Can't argue.
Wait, no, arguing about Final Fantasy is all I've been using the internet for for 28 years.
... can't disagree.
Wait, no, arguing about Final Fantasy is all I've been using the internet for for 28 years.
... can't disagree.
IKO, at least in spiderman the good decks play spells (rather than cycle them) and it doesn't have its 10 coolest cards nerfed because they broke non-limited formats.
October 7, 2025 at 6:16 AM
IKO, at least in spiderman the good decks play spells (rather than cycle them) and it doesn't have its 10 coolest cards nerfed because they broke non-limited formats.