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We’ll go first: “That’s not the gearstick”

Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About

Tesla Dealerships Attacked With Molotov Cocktails
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Garcia: "I find it ironic that our chairman, Rep. Greene, is in charge of running this committee. In the last Congress, Chairwoman Greene literally showed a dick pic in our Oversight hearing, so I thought I'd bring one as well. This, of course, is President Elon Musk ... "

There’s an immigrant taking people’s jobs… his name is Elon Musk. He’s snatching farms, government jobs (even those in which they manage our national security), and definitely those whose jobs are to root out fraud (inspector generals),

@doctorcagey.bsky.social

You gonna get a horg?

Harrison Butker Announces He Can’t Kick If Women Are Watching.

We're fading the Chiefs in Super Bowl LIX after Harrison Butker announced cannot and will not kick if girls are watching.

I may need this on my bumper.

ICE Opens Interdimensional Detention Center To Indefinitely Imprison Immigrants Across Infinite Number Of Multiverses
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I’m old enough to remember when we had 3 branches of government. Forget checks and balances. I guess we are a Muskocracy now.

Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal
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Inauguration Begins With Moment Of Silent Gloating

Is it possible not to say his name again? Just call out policies?

This is MEANT to be something to shame Christian Nationalists. But I think that ... likely ... they'd love it. The prefer the wolf to the lamb 'cuz strong! They DEFINITELY prefer the flag to the cross.