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DesperateMeasuress😈
@desperatemeasuress.bsky.social
(20+)

I'm Des

I'm off my meds 🤘🏿👿🏳️‍🌈
Spoon experts get on this
March 15, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Minimalist #promosky

Me = Queer asf Gamer/Otaku Bestie
March 4, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I'll never stop fighting for her.
February 28, 2025 at 6:57 PM
February 15, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Don't let them lie to you. If you ignore the check engine light long enough, it will go away.
February 5, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Mfw my grandma asked if I'm still a queer:
February 2, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Her work ethic and cuteness is just a bonus.

Ill be dead in the ground before I ever let Clint get a happy ending.

#stardewvalley
February 2, 2025 at 7:08 PM
We should be moots
February 2, 2025 at 6:51 PM
First of all
February 2, 2025 at 6:03 PM
My Cat when I call him "my lil oopsie poopsie whoopsie cuddly tough muffin, light of my life, shit kicker 3000"
February 2, 2025 at 5:58 PM
My grandfather watching me shove stuff where it shouldn't be shoved from heaven.
January 13, 2025 at 4:58 AM
You all asked me who my favorite anime character is in my head and it's this guy.
January 5, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Bro my cat goes so hard. 🔥

#cats #mycatgoeshard
January 2, 2025 at 11:21 PM
December 17, 2024 at 9:30 PM
December 13, 2024 at 6:42 PM
POV: You're me and you've cornered Albert Wesker.
December 12, 2024 at 8:27 PM
OMG YOU MUST
December 11, 2024 at 8:50 PM
Bro everytime I'm getting dressed 😮‍💨 tf
December 11, 2024 at 8:28 PM
December 11, 2024 at 7:00 PM
#Dbz, but it's actually me wrapping up my husband piccolo in a holiday scarf.

DesperateMeasuress Balls P
December 11, 2024 at 6:54 PM
December 10, 2024 at 7:09 PM