DesperateMeasuress😈
@desperatemeasuress.bsky.social
(20+)
I'm Des
I'm off my meds 🤘🏿👿🏳️🌈
I'm Des
I'm off my meds 🤘🏿👿🏳️🌈
Its gotta be hard being veterinarian, saying shit like "I'm sorry Dichotomous Ass Clapper has passed.
June 11, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Its gotta be hard being veterinarian, saying shit like "I'm sorry Dichotomous Ass Clapper has passed.
I dont understand why leftists are concerned with "keeping the highground". Bro youre on the side of "everyone should be happy as long as it doesn't hurt people." You OWN the high ground, let them know their partner thinks youre bigger.
June 3, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I dont understand why leftists are concerned with "keeping the highground". Bro youre on the side of "everyone should be happy as long as it doesn't hurt people." You OWN the high ground, let them know their partner thinks youre bigger.
BPD Meds: There you go, your moods should be stable now.
*Medically induced anorexia has entered the chat*
*Medically induced anorexia has entered the chat*
May 19, 2025 at 3:11 PM
BPD Meds: There you go, your moods should be stable now.
*Medically induced anorexia has entered the chat*
*Medically induced anorexia has entered the chat*
I can't wait to have a kid so that when they cry in public instead of berating or yelling at them, I can just get down to their level, talk to them directly and say
"Hey dude, youre scaring the hoes."
"Hey dude, youre scaring the hoes."
May 12, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I can't wait to have a kid so that when they cry in public instead of berating or yelling at them, I can just get down to their level, talk to them directly and say
"Hey dude, youre scaring the hoes."
"Hey dude, youre scaring the hoes."
I just saw a cop car with a tow number on it and my shitty day got a little bit better.
May 12, 2025 at 12:58 PM
I just saw a cop car with a tow number on it and my shitty day got a little bit better.
The devil CAN'T be real because all he'd have to do to get my soul is show up in some thigh highs.
April 13, 2025 at 5:37 PM
The devil CAN'T be real because all he'd have to do to get my soul is show up in some thigh highs.
A Co-worker I've never met (i work their off days, vise versa) brought boxes specifically for my cat to play in on my long work days where I can't leave him at home.
So like I guess that means we're married.
So like I guess that means we're married.
April 7, 2025 at 3:18 PM
A Co-worker I've never met (i work their off days, vise versa) brought boxes specifically for my cat to play in on my long work days where I can't leave him at home.
So like I guess that means we're married.
So like I guess that means we're married.
Your first priority should always be your Rap Career.
April 4, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Your first priority should always be your Rap Career.
Waking up after drinking generally begins with "I guess I started eating smores pop tarts at some point"
March 30, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Waking up after drinking generally begins with "I guess I started eating smores pop tarts at some point"
It's kinda crazy how sometimes in gym class they'd be like "Here's some balls, whip them at each other."
March 16, 2025 at 10:09 PM
It's kinda crazy how sometimes in gym class they'd be like "Here's some balls, whip them at each other."
Spoon experts get on this
March 15, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Spoon experts get on this
@yemmaa.bsky.social If you ever get Horni around me just remember I'm an empath.
March 11, 2025 at 7:58 PM
@yemmaa.bsky.social If you ever get Horni around me just remember I'm an empath.
Them: BuT bOnElEsS cHiCkEn Is JuSt ChIcKeN nUgGeTs
Me: Ok
Me: Ok
March 8, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Them: BuT bOnElEsS cHiCkEn Is JuSt ChIcKeN nUgGeTs
Me: Ok
Me: Ok
I just want you to know you're hot and that intimidates me.
March 7, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I just want you to know you're hot and that intimidates me.
She could truly do what ever she wanted to me. My life is hers.
a woman in a blue skirt stands in front of a crowd with a sign that says united states on it
ALT: a woman in a blue skirt stands in front of a crowd with a sign that says united states on it
media.tenor.com
March 6, 2025 at 8:30 PM
She could truly do what ever she wanted to me. My life is hers.
March 4, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Bro imagine having beef with me like what are you doing? You're vegan.
March 4, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Bro imagine having beef with me like what are you doing? You're vegan.
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dress to depress
March 4, 2025 at 10:06 PM
dress to depress
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I do know one thing… 🙏🔥🍾
March 4, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I do know one thing… 🙏🔥🍾
People looking at and saying trans folk don't exist is like people looking at the earth and say it's flat.
Like no one's that stupid right?
Like no one's that stupid right?
March 4, 2025 at 10:18 PM
People looking at and saying trans folk don't exist is like people looking at the earth and say it's flat.
Like no one's that stupid right?
Like no one's that stupid right?
This short ass customer better stop playing with me before I put her ass in air jail.
March 3, 2025 at 9:17 PM
This short ass customer better stop playing with me before I put her ass in air jail.
Third Base with me is listening to me explain the entire lore of Kingdom Hearts while we sit in our underwear.
March 3, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Third Base with me is listening to me explain the entire lore of Kingdom Hearts while we sit in our underwear.
I'll never stop fighting for her.
February 28, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I'll never stop fighting for her.
All the grip I've lost on reality went straight to my ass.
February 28, 2025 at 6:31 PM
All the grip I've lost on reality went straight to my ass.
Your yearly reminder that Jeff Rosenstock once made a USA flag with 420 stripes and 69 stars.
February 25, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Your yearly reminder that Jeff Rosenstock once made a USA flag with 420 stripes and 69 stars.