Desperado D. Mayor
@desperado.bsky.social
Gay movie man from online, now even gayer. He/Him
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i just go to dio's arrest in the phantom blood manga and nobody fucking told me this post was literally what happened
November 27, 2025 at 2:09 AM
i just go to dio's arrest in the phantom blood manga and nobody fucking told me this post was literally what happened
The Fine Bros have their knives out! Benny and Rafi have called in Benoit Blanc to solve the mystery of where Rafi's cock was buried (spoilers: in Benny's ass). Blanc was quoted as saying "You demented perverts have set us back so far."
November 27, 2025 at 1:56 AM
The Fine Bros have their knives out! Benny and Rafi have called in Benoit Blanc to solve the mystery of where Rafi's cock was buried (spoilers: in Benny's ass). Blanc was quoted as saying "You demented perverts have set us back so far."
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by your 30s you should have at least 3 or 4 internet friends with tastes in weird cartoon pornography that don't overlap with your tastes in weird cartoon pornography
November 24, 2025 at 8:19 PM
by your 30s you should have at least 3 or 4 internet friends with tastes in weird cartoon pornography that don't overlap with your tastes in weird cartoon pornography
It's honestly embarrassing how much I love movies
November 27, 2025 at 12:39 AM
It's honestly embarrassing how much I love movies
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piracy discourse is so exhausting and passe, but i will observe that every truly great collector of physical media I know has a big harddrive of pirated books and movies. you literally cannot have one without the other
November 26, 2025 at 1:18 AM
piracy discourse is so exhausting and passe, but i will observe that every truly great collector of physical media I know has a big harddrive of pirated books and movies. you literally cannot have one without the other
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If you're REMOTELY curious about Yakuza 0, go buy the original release now. Preferably a physical copy so they can't do any trickery about it.
November 26, 2025 at 11:22 PM
If you're REMOTELY curious about Yakuza 0, go buy the original release now. Preferably a physical copy so they can't do any trickery about it.
DO NOT LOSE THE ABILITY TO THINK FOR YOURSELF.
November 26, 2025 at 11:13 PM
DO NOT LOSE THE ABILITY TO THINK FOR YOURSELF.
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”That’s right. I’ve killed women and children. Killed just about everything that walks or crawled at one time or another.”
November 26, 2025 at 10:05 AM
”That’s right. I’ve killed women and children. Killed just about everything that walks or crawled at one time or another.”
"Okay, I'll listen to the new Protomen track just one more time for right now" - me, repeatedly, knowing very well that I'm going to hit play again the moment it ends
November 26, 2025 at 10:51 PM
"Okay, I'll listen to the new Protomen track just one more time for right now" - me, repeatedly, knowing very well that I'm going to hit play again the moment it ends
I gotta say, if they give Glenn Close a legacy oscar for Wake Up Dead Man, she won't NOT have earned it.
November 26, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I gotta say, if they give Glenn Close a legacy oscar for Wake Up Dead Man, she won't NOT have earned it.
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its so weird how everyone connected with trump has SA allegations in their history
November 26, 2025 at 12:29 PM
its so weird how everyone connected with trump has SA allegations in their history
November 26, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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Enjoying the holidays with the Peanuts !!!
November 26, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Enjoying the holidays with the Peanuts !!!
I will keep on watching Benoit Blanc movies for as long as Rian Johnson and Daniel Craig want to keep making them.
November 26, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I will keep on watching Benoit Blanc movies for as long as Rian Johnson and Daniel Craig want to keep making them.
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Top fifteen of the year so far before international cinema (besides Sirat) wreaks havoc on my list.
November 26, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Top fifteen of the year so far before international cinema (besides Sirat) wreaks havoc on my list.
Shocked to say this but Wake Up Dead Man has usurped One Battle After Another as my second favorite of the year so far.
November 26, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Shocked to say this but Wake Up Dead Man has usurped One Battle After Another as my second favorite of the year so far.
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No. The Thing is a movie about a bunch of people who all distrust and hate each other trapped in one building as the tension between them slowly builds until it reaches a breaking point. It's a Thanksgiving movie.
Should John Carpenter's THE THING be officially classified as a Christmas movie? Let your voice be heard!
Is John Carpenter’s THE THING A Christmas Movie? Have Your Say
Should John Carpenter's THE THING be officially classified as a Christmas movie? Let your voice be heard!
dlvr.it
November 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
No. The Thing is a movie about a bunch of people who all distrust and hate each other trapped in one building as the tension between them slowly builds until it reaches a breaking point. It's a Thanksgiving movie.
Super Yamero 64 where all the enemies are replaced by angry Japanese men who chase Mario and shout "YAMEROOOOOOO!" at him.
November 26, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Super Yamero 64 where all the enemies are replaced by angry Japanese men who chase Mario and shout "YAMEROOOOOOO!" at him.
HARRY POTTER: 'Allo, it's me, the boy what lived, 'Arry Po'ah! Today I'm gonna be streaming a Super Mario 64 ROM hack where Hitler's pussy is full of yummy cum!
MARIO: *jumps out of the computer and punches him*
HARRY POTTER: *despawns and leaves a yellow coin behind*
MARIO: *jumps out of the computer and punches him*
HARRY POTTER: *despawns and leaves a yellow coin behind*
November 26, 2025 at 1:28 AM
HARRY POTTER: 'Allo, it's me, the boy what lived, 'Arry Po'ah! Today I'm gonna be streaming a Super Mario 64 ROM hack where Hitler's pussy is full of yummy cum!
MARIO: *jumps out of the computer and punches him*
HARRY POTTER: *despawns and leaves a yellow coin behind*
MARIO: *jumps out of the computer and punches him*
HARRY POTTER: *despawns and leaves a yellow coin behind*
Bolsonaro sucks so much that him losing an election to a socialist and being sentenced to die in prison (he is seventy and chronically ill) didn't even trigger a CIA-backed coup.
BRASILIA, Brazil (AP) — Brazil's former President Jair Bolsonaro begins serving 27-year prison sentence.
November 26, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Bolsonaro sucks so much that him losing an election to a socialist and being sentenced to die in prison (he is seventy and chronically ill) didn't even trigger a CIA-backed coup.
In case you need any more evidence that Trump is bad for art, they're about to dedicate time and resources to a terrible Rush Hour legacy sequel which will act as a trojan horse for zionist rapist Brett Ratner to return to Hollywood.
‘RUSH HOUR 4’ has been greenlit at Paramount, after push from Donald Trump.
• Paramount is teaming up with Warner Bros. to distribute
• Brett Ratner, who coincidentally just made a documentary about Melania Trump, will return to direct.
(Source: Deadline)
• Paramount is teaming up with Warner Bros. to distribute
• Brett Ratner, who coincidentally just made a documentary about Melania Trump, will return to direct.
(Source: Deadline)
November 26, 2025 at 12:05 AM
In case you need any more evidence that Trump is bad for art, they're about to dedicate time and resources to a terrible Rush Hour legacy sequel which will act as a trojan horse for zionist rapist Brett Ratner to return to Hollywood.
I've probably listened to Light's Last Stand twenty times already, best Protomen track since The Hounds.
November 25, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I've probably listened to Light's Last Stand twenty times already, best Protomen track since The Hounds.
I KNOW WHAT I'LL DO, I'VE MADE MY CHOICE, I'LL MAKE MY STAND, I MAY NOT BE THE HERO THEY NEED, BUT GOD, I CAN STILL BE YOUR MAN
November 25, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I KNOW WHAT I'LL DO, I'VE MADE MY CHOICE, I'LL MAKE MY STAND, I MAY NOT BE THE HERO THEY NEED, BUT GOD, I CAN STILL BE YOUR MAN
EMILY, AFTER TONIGHT, I SWEAR I WILL WALK AWAY FROM ALL OF THIS AND RUN TO YOU
November 25, 2025 at 9:10 PM
EMILY, AFTER TONIGHT, I SWEAR I WILL WALK AWAY FROM ALL OF THIS AND RUN TO YOU