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Heathcliff reply guy
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Are the people that run the official kitchen nightmares youtube account ok?
May 11, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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The studio audience of the Big Bang Theory at any given moment:
May 7, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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May 3, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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Jeffy from family circus is drawing tells his dad to hold still or he won't get him right. But he's drawing the promo poster from the movie The Snowman, which has a crude sketch of a snowman and it says "mister police. You could have saved her. I gave you all the clues"
April 26, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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when someone talks sports to me i can't stay focused for longer than 30 seconds but i will gladly listen to an adult man talk about all the minute variations of the simpsons opening for 20 minutes
therealjims.bsky.social TheRealJims @therealjims.bsky.social · Apr 22
New video! 🚨
The Simpsons Opening Credits is a chaotic mess. We know them by heart but never know exactly what we're gonna see when we watch an episode. So today we're gonna look at all the different combos, special versions, and oddities! How many versions are there?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlSr...
April 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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thekeanecompound.bsky.social
Tales From The Keane Compound #483
April 23, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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hopcliff.heathcliff.cat
my favorite far side
A scientist walks a suburban street while wearing a funky Hi-Tech helmet with flashing lights and beacons and radar dishes on it. All around him are dogs barking. One dog is saying "I have a structured settlement but I need cash now!" while three other dogs continue "Call J.G. Wentworth, eight seven seven cash now, eight seven seven cash now!" Caption reads, "Professor Schwarzman wonders if he should have sprung for the ad-free subscription on his new canine decoder."
March 26, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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hopcliff.heathcliff.cat
my favorite far side
A Farside cartoon captioned "at the dog museum. Several dogs are gathered around looking at "The Perfect Stick" which appears to be an ordinary wooden stick on a pillow in a glass display case that is being guarded by two dogs in security hats. One of the security dogs holds up a paw and tells one oth the guests, "Buddy, they won't even let ME fuck it."
March 20, 2025 at 7:44 PM
desko.bsky.social
I learned from toy story 2 that many american buildings do not in fact have a thirteenth floor
February 20, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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bsky.app/starter-pack... here is a cool starter pack for heathposters and heath-adjacent posters
bsky.app
January 25, 2025 at 11:54 PM
desko.bsky.social
this joke never landed for me because Krusty and Homer pretty much have the same body type
January 23, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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fieldexplores.bsky.social
I have a problem.
Panel 1 Field approaches the bar. There is a craving in their eyes. It's been a rough day and there's a strong overwhelming desire to escape reality. Field: I need more dopamine. Give me the hard stuff. Bartender: Are you sure? Panel 2 Field: OF COURSE I'M SURE! Give it to me! Panel 3 Bartender: Fine. Panel 4 Bartender: Here is your Balatro. The bartender hands Balatro over to Field. Field will now spend 20 straight hours trying to unlock a new Joker.
December 26, 2024 at 7:52 PM
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December 24, 2024 at 7:10 AM
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December 24, 2024 at 7:10 AM
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the wet bandits
December 22, 2024 at 8:59 PM
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If you haven't played this, you definitely should, it has great music, great character and just charming writing overall
smallbu.bsky.social SmallBu Animation @smallbu.bsky.social · Dec 19
If you're looking for a TREAT for unsettlingly cheap (ow my bones!!!!11), look no further than CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED point and click comedy adventure video! game! LATER ALLIGATOR!

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$2.69 Steam buff.ly/3rONZUJ

Prices so low that you feel despair for me and my choices
December 20, 2024 at 6:54 AM
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Whenever i hear "Holly Jolly Christmas" in a store now i can't unsee Muscleman from Regular Show getting the shit beaten out of him by an elf
youtu.be/EelwEcdauKs?...
Regular Show | Christmas Prank | Cartoon Network
YouTube video by Cartoon Network UK
youtu.be
December 19, 2024 at 3:18 PM
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fieldexplores.bsky.social
Grace - Gator Days
Panel 1 Ember and Grace are at day care. Along the wall is a print that was intended to contain the alphabet but thanks to a mistake was printed with the text "ERROR! TEXT NOT FOUND! DO NOT PRINT!". No one was fired for this blunder and it will happen again. Ember has noticed that her friend Grace looks a little sad. She investigates. Ember: GRACE? WHY YOU LOOKING SAD? Grace: I was told I'm getting too chunky. Panel 2 Ember is furious that someone would dare tell her good friend that she is growing too big. Ember is ready to throw down in order to correct this injustice. Ember: WHO SAID THAT? I'LL FIGHT THEM! Grace: My Grandma. Panel 3 Ember: WHAT! Ember's eyes narrow in anger. How could Grace's own family commit such a wicked betrayal? Ember now knows what must be done. Panel 4 Ember gently puts her hand on Grace's arm. Ember: SHE HAS FAILED YOU! I'LL BE YOUR GRANDMA! Grace: I... Umm... Okay. Grace is overlwhelmed by Ember's declaration of familial relation. While not entirely sure how to process this moment, she is internally grateful that her friend cares so deeply for her.
December 9, 2024 at 5:32 PM
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Old twitterbots were wild, there was one that corrected people when they said “sneak peak” instead of “sneak peek”
December 5, 2024 at 12:02 PM
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Meatie
December 4, 2024 at 4:46 PM
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December 1, 2024 at 5:39 AM
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How can i make this about heathcliff 😈
December 1, 2024 at 12:34 PM
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fieldexplores.bsky.social
Bolero's Wisdom Template
November 30, 2024 at 10:18 PM
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>disney classics
>looks inside
>almost entirely star wars stuff
November 30, 2024 at 9:32 PM
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i don't want to make this about heathcliff(yes i do) but i feel like this panel could be a heathcliff comic
November 28, 2024 at 7:38 PM