deskelf
@deskelf.bsky.social
Raw dogging life is not as much fun as what anyone over the age of 26 knows raw dogging actually is.
May 10, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Raw dogging life is not as much fun as what anyone over the age of 26 knows raw dogging actually is.
Reposted by deskelf
Is the whole world in a neverending cycle of optimistic grocery shopping and then 'not being in the mood for that' until you have to throw it out or am I alone in luxury while people starve oh god what am I doing
April 3, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Is the whole world in a neverending cycle of optimistic grocery shopping and then 'not being in the mood for that' until you have to throw it out or am I alone in luxury while people starve oh god what am I doing
Vulnerability in sobriety is *haaaaard*
March 29, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Vulnerability in sobriety is *haaaaard*
Alright. Welp, I deleted Facebook.
Well, from my phone, not like, entirely.
But now it's harder to get to? So maybe that will help? What, I'm not sure, but something?
Well, from my phone, not like, entirely.
But now it's harder to get to? So maybe that will help? What, I'm not sure, but something?
March 28, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Alright. Welp, I deleted Facebook.
Well, from my phone, not like, entirely.
But now it's harder to get to? So maybe that will help? What, I'm not sure, but something?
Well, from my phone, not like, entirely.
But now it's harder to get to? So maybe that will help? What, I'm not sure, but something?
This is Sunday.
I now have a bidet fully installed and functioning.
I am productive, and my butthole sparkles with minimal toilet paper consumption.
🕺🏼🪩🕺🏼
I now have a bidet fully installed and functioning.
I am productive, and my butthole sparkles with minimal toilet paper consumption.
🕺🏼🪩🕺🏼
March 24, 2025 at 4:30 AM
This is Sunday.
I now have a bidet fully installed and functioning.
I am productive, and my butthole sparkles with minimal toilet paper consumption.
🕺🏼🪩🕺🏼
I now have a bidet fully installed and functioning.
I am productive, and my butthole sparkles with minimal toilet paper consumption.
🕺🏼🪩🕺🏼
Weekend update!
It is the weekend.
Now you know.
It is the weekend.
Now you know.
January 27, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Weekend update!
It is the weekend.
Now you know.
It is the weekend.
Now you know.
Beep. Beep boop.
I still exist, I'm just trying to move across the US in 3 weeks and I'm stressed about it.
Leave a message at the sound of inconsolable sobbing and packing tape.
I still exist, I'm just trying to move across the US in 3 weeks and I'm stressed about it.
Leave a message at the sound of inconsolable sobbing and packing tape.
January 19, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Beep. Beep boop.
I still exist, I'm just trying to move across the US in 3 weeks and I'm stressed about it.
Leave a message at the sound of inconsolable sobbing and packing tape.
I still exist, I'm just trying to move across the US in 3 weeks and I'm stressed about it.
Leave a message at the sound of inconsolable sobbing and packing tape.
November 24, 2024 at 7:13 AM
Look, Walmart, I am a single gay man with a cat. There is no way I intentionally ordered 6 family packs of vanilla and chocolate pudding.
I'm also not returning them. But you should know. 😡
I'm also not returning them. But you should know. 😡
November 22, 2024 at 12:31 AM
Look, Walmart, I am a single gay man with a cat. There is no way I intentionally ordered 6 family packs of vanilla and chocolate pudding.
I'm also not returning them. But you should know. 😡
I'm also not returning them. But you should know. 😡
Today, I will go to the gym. 🥰
Follow now for more lies and instability!
Follow now for more lies and instability!
November 19, 2024 at 2:29 AM
Today, I will go to the gym. 🥰
Follow now for more lies and instability!
Follow now for more lies and instability!
I ate in all week and only doordashed once.
Today, I eat like I'm crawling out a window to avoid the check.
(I'll pay, but you get it)
#CheesecakeFactory #HungryAF #OrderedAppetizers
Today, I eat like I'm crawling out a window to avoid the check.
(I'll pay, but you get it)
#CheesecakeFactory #HungryAF #OrderedAppetizers
November 18, 2024 at 3:06 AM
I ate in all week and only doordashed once.
Today, I eat like I'm crawling out a window to avoid the check.
(I'll pay, but you get it)
#CheesecakeFactory #HungryAF #OrderedAppetizers
Today, I eat like I'm crawling out a window to avoid the check.
(I'll pay, but you get it)
#CheesecakeFactory #HungryAF #OrderedAppetizers
I am awake. It is 8pm. I have just slept 9 hours.
I would like to have a serious discussion with my brain, or find a very high paying nighttime job tyvm.
#CircadianHell #LetMeSleep #GuardingTheVillage
I would like to have a serious discussion with my brain, or find a very high paying nighttime job tyvm.
#CircadianHell #LetMeSleep #GuardingTheVillage
November 17, 2024 at 4:01 AM
I am awake. It is 8pm. I have just slept 9 hours.
I would like to have a serious discussion with my brain, or find a very high paying nighttime job tyvm.
#CircadianHell #LetMeSleep #GuardingTheVillage
I would like to have a serious discussion with my brain, or find a very high paying nighttime job tyvm.
#CircadianHell #LetMeSleep #GuardingTheVillage
My therapist said I have to get up early and not take naps. You get one, therapist. ONE.
November 16, 2024 at 2:19 AM
My therapist said I have to get up early and not take naps. You get one, therapist. ONE.