Desiree Brown
@desireebrowncomedy.bsky.social
Occasionally funny, always anxious.
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An Open Letter to the Animal Crossing Player Who Abandoned Me
Are you there, Jane? It’s me, Jane.
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I regret to inform you that your abandoned Animal Crossing avatar has some thoughts on your absence. Read it (and quite possibly weep) here:
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I didn't write this, but I do live it basically every night. True work of art right here. Required reading for people with insane dreams who need a laugh after waking up in panic sweat!
OFFICER TOM, CHIEF OF CAMPUS SECURITY: “My department got an alert that an elderly, sexually confused woman had dropped from the sky and landed face-first on the South Quad.”
Anxiety Dream Bystanders
JADEN, COLLEGE STUDENT: “It was second semester senior year. I was quietly chatting with classmates before our French literature exam. That’s when...
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July 19, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I didn't write this, but I do live it basically every night. True work of art right here. Required reading for people with insane dreams who need a laugh after waking up in panic sweat!
I regret to inform you that your abandoned Animal Crossing avatar has some thoughts on your absence. Read it (and quite possibly weep) here:
medium.com/jane-austens...
medium.com/jane-austens...
An Open Letter to the Animal Crossing Player Who Abandoned Me
Are you there, Jane? It’s me, Jane.
medium.com
June 11, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I regret to inform you that your abandoned Animal Crossing avatar has some thoughts on your absence. Read it (and quite possibly weep) here:
medium.com/jane-austens...
medium.com/jane-austens...
Bad news: in the darkest timeline, you still have to file your taxes
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Power to the People: File Your Taxes Faster Than Ever with OmnipoTax AI
After all, are you really going to trust your CPA over AI?
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April 3, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Bad news: in the darkest timeline, you still have to file your taxes
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Reposted by Desiree Brown
"On August 6, 1945, the American B-29 bomber, the Enola [STRAIGHT], became the first aircraft to drop an atomic bomb, nicknamed 'Little [CHILD].' The airplane, [WHICH WAS, LIKE ALL AIRPLANES, HETEROSEXUAL], took off [VERY HETEROSEXUALLY] from the Northern Mariana Islands..."
American History Lessons Edited to Comply with Anti-DEI Standards
“Images of ‘Enola Gay,’ the aircraft that dropped an atomic bomb on Hiroshima in Japan are among those targeted by the U.S. military in an initiati...
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March 25, 2025 at 1:40 AM
"On August 6, 1945, the American B-29 bomber, the Enola [STRAIGHT], became the first aircraft to drop an atomic bomb, nicknamed 'Little [CHILD].' The airplane, [WHICH WAS, LIKE ALL AIRPLANES, HETEROSEXUAL], took off [VERY HETEROSEXUALLY] from the Northern Mariana Islands..."
Tipping culture has really gotten out of hand...
March 24, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Tipping culture has really gotten out of hand...
"You can tell me anything. This is a safe space."
- Worst person you've ever met
- Worst person you've ever met
March 23, 2025 at 2:13 AM
"You can tell me anything. This is a safe space."
- Worst person you've ever met
- Worst person you've ever met
“I haven't thought about it that way before” says man who will continue to not think about it that way.
March 14, 2025 at 2:53 PM
“I haven't thought about it that way before” says man who will continue to not think about it that way.