Tricky Dicky™
@designer-dick.bsky.social
"See you in court, cuntburger."
What the fuck?! Is ITV actively trying to make people watch other channels?
December 1, 2025 at 4:34 PM
What the fuck?! Is ITV actively trying to make people watch other channels?
Just watched the second episode of Heated Rivalry. 💧
December 1, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Just watched the second episode of Heated Rivalry. 💧
Happy St. Andrew's Day! 🏴
November 30, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Happy St. Andrew's Day! 🏴
Blank profile? 202km away? Messages with a bland, uninteresting "Hi there"?
a drag queen with an afro and a purple dress is talking to someone on a green screen .
ALT: a drag queen with an afro and a purple dress is talking to someone on a green screen .
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Blank profile? 202km away? Messages with a bland, uninteresting "Hi there"?
Just watched the first episode of Heated Rivalry.
November 30, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Just watched the first episode of Heated Rivalry.
It's also a Christmas movie.
::Me on my death bed::
Closer.
Come closer.
Closer.
Maniac Cop 2 is the best B-Movie ever made.
::dies::
Closer.
Come closer.
Closer.
Maniac Cop 2 is the best B-Movie ever made.
::dies::
November 29, 2025 at 3:17 PM
It's also a Christmas movie.
::Me on my death bed::
Closer.
Come closer.
Closer.
Maniac Cop 2 is the best B-Movie ever made.
::dies::
Closer.
Come closer.
Closer.
Maniac Cop 2 is the best B-Movie ever made.
::dies::
November 29, 2025 at 3:08 PM
::Me on my death bed::
Closer.
Come closer.
Closer.
Maniac Cop 2 is the best B-Movie ever made.
::dies::
Closer.
Come closer.
Closer.
Maniac Cop 2 is the best B-Movie ever made.
::dies::
Organise a political party? Jeremy Corbyn and Zarah Sultana would struggle to organise a pissup in a distillery, or an orgy in a brothel.
Zarah Sultana boycotts first day of Your Party conference over 'witch hunt' expulsions
Zarah Sultana has boycotted day one of the Your Party Conference over the expulsion of members of left-wing groups.
news.sky.com
November 29, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Organise a political party? Jeremy Corbyn and Zarah Sultana would struggle to organise a pissup in a distillery, or an orgy in a brothel.
The Prime Directive is to dance!
November 29, 2025 at 2:35 AM
The Prime Directive is to dance!
Meanwhile, on Star Trek: The Next Generation, which you just KNOW Mike, Will, Dustin, and Lucas are watching.
November 27, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Meanwhile, on Star Trek: The Next Generation, which you just KNOW Mike, Will, Dustin, and Lucas are watching.
I keep buying chinos and New Balance trainers. I have become a middle aged, middle class dad.
I'll be buying a Volvo SUV next. 😂
I'll be buying a Volvo SUV next. 😂
November 27, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I keep buying chinos and New Balance trainers. I have become a middle aged, middle class dad.
I'll be buying a Volvo SUV next. 😂
I'll be buying a Volvo SUV next. 😂
European defence procurement is always such a fucking mess. FCAS is collapsing, France will go it alone, and Germany thinks it should automatically be allowed to join the more advanced GCAP project with the UK, Japan and Italy.
The FCAS Sixth-Gen Fighter Program Is Dying. Can Any Part of It Be Saved?
It is possible that the "Combat Cloud," a program designed to link advanced fighter jets to ground sensors and other aircraft, could be salvaged if Europe’s FCAS program collapsed.
nationalinterest.org
November 27, 2025 at 11:33 AM
European defence procurement is always such a fucking mess. FCAS is collapsing, France will go it alone, and Germany thinks it should automatically be allowed to join the more advanced GCAP project with the UK, Japan and Italy.
I don't think Travis works for the British Broadcasting Corporation. 🤔
November 26, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I don't think Travis works for the British Broadcasting Corporation. 🤔
Why are Tom Paris and Lt. Stadi aboard a shuttle from the 1701-D?
November 26, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Why are Tom Paris and Lt. Stadi aboard a shuttle from the 1701-D?
Stranger Things 5 tomorrow. Does anyone still give so much as a single fuck? 🤭
November 25, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Stranger Things 5 tomorrow. Does anyone still give so much as a single fuck? 🤭
We used to be a proper country. 😂
November 25, 2025 at 4:51 PM
We used to be a proper country. 😂
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 25, 2025 at 1:09 PM
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
Watched perhaps the finest B-Movie ever made tonight. Low budget, straight-to-video schlock of the very highest order.
November 24, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Watched perhaps the finest B-Movie ever made tonight. Low budget, straight-to-video schlock of the very highest order.
Behold! HMS Prince of Wales, one of Britain's two Queen Elizabeth-class supercarriers finally has a full peacetime contingent of 24 British F-35B's aboard.
Only took them the better part of a decade.
Only took them the better part of a decade.
November 24, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Behold! HMS Prince of Wales, one of Britain's two Queen Elizabeth-class supercarriers finally has a full peacetime contingent of 24 British F-35B's aboard.
Only took them the better part of a decade.
Only took them the better part of a decade.
What's going on with the Bluesky icon's weird looking drop shadow?
It's ghastly.
It's ghastly.
November 24, 2025 at 1:23 AM
What's going on with the Bluesky icon's weird looking drop shadow?
It's ghastly.
It's ghastly.
Finding out that a "friend" you haven't seen or spoken to in more than 10 years has passed away...
a man in a green jacket and tie is sitting at a table in a restaurant .
ALT: a man in a green jacket and tie is sitting at a table in a restaurant .
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Finding out that a "friend" you haven't seen or spoken to in more than 10 years has passed away...
Carwow Car of the Year?! 🫣
November 20, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Carwow Car of the Year?! 🫣
I feel very attacked.
November 19, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I feel very attacked.
Am I gonna have to watch the Jonas Brothers Christmas movie? 👀🤭
November 18, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Am I gonna have to watch the Jonas Brothers Christmas movie? 👀🤭
I just jizzed in my pants. 🤭
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Line of Duty to return for seventh series, BBC confirms
Adrian Dunbar, Vicky McClure and Martin Compston will all reprise their roles in the hugely popular drama.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 18, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I just jizzed in my pants. 🤭
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...