Tricky Dicky™
@designer-dick.bsky.social
"See you in court, cuntburger."
Bring back humming!
December 2, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Bring back humming!
I might be 840 miles further north than you are, but if I went out that well wrapped up in Glasgow's average winter temperatures, I'd fucking melt. 🤭
December 1, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I might be 840 miles further north than you are, but if I went out that well wrapped up in Glasgow's average winter temperatures, I'd fucking melt. 🤭
You have been embiggened.
December 1, 2025 at 8:35 PM
You have been embiggened.
It's like me in my twenties, except I wasn't eating out ladies, I was eating all the ass I could find. 😁
December 1, 2025 at 6:35 PM
It's like me in my twenties, except I wasn't eating out ladies, I was eating all the ass I could find. 😁
Alas, we barely knew her.
December 1, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Alas, we barely knew her.
She's eating out ladies and enjoying seven inches every morning. What a jammy cow.
December 1, 2025 at 5:14 PM
She's eating out ladies and enjoying seven inches every morning. What a jammy cow.
At least he doesn't think it comes from pink cows.
December 1, 2025 at 3:11 PM
At least he doesn't think it comes from pink cows.
Yes. It's a somewhat unnatural, colourless looking film.
December 1, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Yes. It's a somewhat unnatural, colourless looking film.
You mean the thumb grips don't get used often? That's a shame.
November 30, 2025 at 6:34 PM
You mean the thumb grips don't get used often? That's a shame.
I go there occasionally to look at your bum. 🤭
November 30, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I go there occasionally to look at your bum. 🤭
I apologise for offending your delicate sensibilities. You can spank me when I'm in Australia this coming August.
November 30, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I apologise for offending your delicate sensibilities. You can spank me when I'm in Australia this coming August.
Why change the habit of a lifetime? 🤭
November 30, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Why change the habit of a lifetime? 🤭
Ride 'em, cowboy! Yeehaw.
November 30, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Ride 'em, cowboy! Yeehaw.
Did you bottom?? I hope so.
November 30, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Did you bottom?? I hope so.
Surely provincial is more accurate?
November 30, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Surely provincial is more accurate?