Mario Ruiz
desiderantes.bsky.social
Mario Ruiz
@desiderantes.bsky.social
A mimicry of humanity. 🇨🇴. Java/Kotlin dev. Free software enthusiast. El mote de queso es el de guineo, el otro es mote de ñame.
If you want to use a Java project for a personal/open source thing, but the only active version is one maintained by Peter Thiel's EvilCorp, might as well delete the whole thing and rethink your approach. They got the genocide running on Java 8 and the first release of Maven 3.x
October 29, 2025 at 2:14 AM
HATEOAS always preached about the possibility of a machine autodiscovering the endpoints and using them without being explicitly programmed to do so. 2025 with all the agentic bullshit around and still, no one gives a fuck about HATEOAS. I think we can bury it now.
October 11, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I never click on the "Apps" button on Zoom because it looks like a 69 and I KNOW it's an HR trap
September 4, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Hay jefes de jefes. A mi por mucho una palmada en el hombro, gracias. #truora #linkedin
July 7, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Currently learning golang and HATING it. From the error handling to the naming conventions. And they build Kubernetes with this? I'm never gonna make it 😔
June 25, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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You read errors like poetry and fix bugs with empathy. Your debugger is basically a confessional booth.
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May 23, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I find distasteful that almost every vtuber is some anime girl or at least some anime "cute" character, seems a bit cringey and feels like manipulative bullshit. Who's out there being a Super Saiyan 3 Frog, an Ent, or some other weird but interesting stuff?
April 25, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Having that use-after-free bug preventing people from changing brushes in the latest GIMP release is going to be a strong motivator for Rust stuff.
March 18, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Reposted by Mario Ruiz
guy at Dunkin Donuts just called me a fake fan for not dunking my donut in the coffee
December 26, 2024 at 2:22 PM
If I want to request or suggest a feature for Java but I'm not in the circle and don't have the skills to just write up a JEP by myself, what are my options?
December 23, 2024 at 5:42 PM
Kotlin's named parameters + default values absolutely eliminates all current usages of Lombok's @Builder annotations, and the inheritance annoyances of @SuperBuilder
December 6, 2024 at 4:34 PM
Lo malo de esta mondá es que los porneros llegaron primero y ahora todos los hashtags y nombres posibles uno los busca y es puro arrecho posteando maricadas. Trátenme serio amiguísimos.
November 18, 2024 at 5:58 AM
Thinking that a low powered device is just that top of the line 2015 device you have lying around, instead of a semi recent shitphone/craptop is a consequence of lacking a wider worldview.
November 17, 2024 at 6:44 AM