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He's no more 'skilled' than Molotov was.
November 16, 2025 at 3:16 AM
He's no more 'skilled' than Molotov was.
"Nyuck nyuck"
"Hey!"
"OW!"
"Hey!"
"OW!"
November 16, 2025 at 3:15 AM
"Nyuck nyuck"
"Hey!"
"OW!"
"Hey!"
"OW!"
His Chief of Operations:
November 16, 2025 at 3:00 AM
His Chief of Operations:
It's very improbable.
November 16, 2025 at 2:54 AM
It's very improbable.
"do you think the Republican Congress members would would rebel, would that be the straw that broke the camel's back?"
-The rebellion you asked about would be manifested by overriding a Trump veto by mustering their nerves and voting in great enough numbers.
-The rebellion you asked about would be manifested by overriding a Trump veto by mustering their nerves and voting in great enough numbers.
November 16, 2025 at 2:35 AM
"do you think the Republican Congress members would would rebel, would that be the straw that broke the camel's back?"
-The rebellion you asked about would be manifested by overriding a Trump veto by mustering their nerves and voting in great enough numbers.
-The rebellion you asked about would be manifested by overriding a Trump veto by mustering their nerves and voting in great enough numbers.
Two-thirds vote is required in both the House of Representatives and the Senate to override a Presidential veto and establish a law.
November 16, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Two-thirds vote is required in both the House of Representatives and the Senate to override a Presidential veto and establish a law.
China is now where Japan was in the pre-WWII era. They need resources and power rings, and will use unlimited force to obtain them. As for China's excuses for transitioning to hypercapitalism, well, that's a longer article.
November 16, 2025 at 2:16 AM
China is now where Japan was in the pre-WWII era. They need resources and power rings, and will use unlimited force to obtain them. As for China's excuses for transitioning to hypercapitalism, well, that's a longer article.
It IS illegal.
November 16, 2025 at 1:31 AM
It IS illegal.
"I'm forever blowing Bubbas"
November 15, 2025 at 11:35 PM
"I'm forever blowing Bubbas"
Groucho to the rescue!
November 15, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Groucho to the rescue!
Carving Mount Rushmore itself only cost approximately $15 million in 2025 value.
November 15, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Carving Mount Rushmore itself only cost approximately $15 million in 2025 value.
That guy's forever blowing Bubbas
November 15, 2025 at 1:31 AM
That guy's forever blowing Bubbas
Rollins' net worth estimated to be $2-$5 million around the time of her confirmation as Sec of USDA.
November 15, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Rollins' net worth estimated to be $2-$5 million around the time of her confirmation as Sec of USDA.
Yeah...those are great tv commercials!
November 15, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Yeah...those are great tv commercials!
Details leaked by a pissed off Mr. Ed
November 14, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Details leaked by a pissed off Mr. Ed
By their questions, none of the the Supremes (including KJB) seemed to have any historical knowledge of candidates having been kept off of various state's presidential ballots, eg: Lincoln, T. Roosevelt, Lyndon Johnson, Ralph Nader.
November 14, 2025 at 1:11 AM
By their questions, none of the the Supremes (including KJB) seemed to have any historical knowledge of candidates having been kept off of various state's presidential ballots, eg: Lincoln, T. Roosevelt, Lyndon Johnson, Ralph Nader.
"...feeled with compassion..."
Not Good
Not Good
November 14, 2025 at 12:46 AM
"...feeled with compassion..."
Not Good
Not Good
???
Is this judge an idiot?
Is this judge an idiot?
November 13, 2025 at 9:37 PM
???
Is this judge an idiot?
Is this judge an idiot?
Good choice. It would definitely taste better.
November 13, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Good choice. It would definitely taste better.
"...feeled with compassion..."
Not Good
Not Good
November 13, 2025 at 7:23 PM
"...feeled with compassion..."
Not Good
Not Good
Everyone knows who ordered the murder.
And it wasn't as subtly as Henry II.
And it wasn't as subtly as Henry II.
November 13, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Everyone knows who ordered the murder.
And it wasn't as subtly as Henry II.
And it wasn't as subtly as Henry II.