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The world's leading Surrealist newspaper. Comprised of investigative journalists, writers and poets from around the globe. Shadowbanned by all social media! Major articles are linked to our online publication/website.
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announces its new exclusive
FINE ART PRINTS
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NOTE:
Bluesky shadowbanned us during its McCarthyist massacre of users in reaction to the C. Kirk shooting (we did NOT write anything regarding that because we had no idea who he was). They refuse to answer our queries. So if you wish to follow us, check in here on our timeline periodically.
Bluesky shadowbanned us during its McCarthyist massacre of users in reaction to the C. Kirk shooting (we did NOT write anything regarding that because we had no idea who he was). They refuse to answer our queries. So if you wish to follow us, check in here on our timeline periodically.
January 8, 2026 at 3:58 AM
NOTE:
Bluesky shadowbanned us during its McCarthyist massacre of users in reaction to the C. Kirk shooting (we did NOT write anything regarding that because we had no idea who he was). They refuse to answer our queries. So if you wish to follow us, check in here on our timeline periodically.
Bluesky shadowbanned us during its McCarthyist massacre of users in reaction to the C. Kirk shooting (we did NOT write anything regarding that because we had no idea who he was). They refuse to answer our queries. So if you wish to follow us, check in here on our timeline periodically.
INSANE CLOWN POSSE
January 3, 2026 at 11:19 PM
INSANE CLOWN POSSE
Koolschrank Press
announces its new exclusive
FINE ART PRINTS
available here:
koolschrankpress.com/art/fine-art...
announces its new exclusive
FINE ART PRINTS
available here:
koolschrankpress.com/art/fine-art...
January 1, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Koolschrank Press
announces its new exclusive
FINE ART PRINTS
available here:
koolschrankpress.com/art/fine-art...
announces its new exclusive
FINE ART PRINTS
available here:
koolschrankpress.com/art/fine-art...
“For last year’s words belong to last year’s language, and next year’s words await another voice.”
-T.S. Eliot “Four Quartets”
-T.S. Eliot “Four Quartets”
January 1, 2026 at 4:11 PM
“For last year’s words belong to last year’s language, and next year’s words await another voice.”
-T.S. Eliot “Four Quartets”
-T.S. Eliot “Four Quartets”
Rerunning this classic New Year’s Eve article from Der Koolschrank:
HOW LONG DOES THIS END?
derkoolschrank.com/how-long-doe...
HOW LONG DOES THIS END?
derkoolschrank.com/how-long-doe...
December 31, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Rerunning this classic New Year’s Eve article from Der Koolschrank:
HOW LONG DOES THIS END?
derkoolschrank.com/how-long-doe...
HOW LONG DOES THIS END?
derkoolschrank.com/how-long-doe...
The Cambodia-Thailand bloodshedding entered its most recent phase when Der Trump suggested they go to war so that the victor will win the honor of presenting him with a new peace prize.
December 9, 2025 at 9:56 PM
The Cambodia-Thailand bloodshedding entered its most recent phase when Der Trump suggested they go to war so that the victor will win the honor of presenting him with a new peace prize.
Time to repost this (from March 25, 2025) :
derkoolschrank.com/the-new-molo...
derkoolschrank.com/the-new-molo...
THE NEW MOLOTOV-RIBBENTROP PACT, THE REMAINS OF UKRAINE, AND THE NEW EUROPEAN THEATER OF WAR
THE NEW MOLOTOV-RIBBENTROP PACT, THE REMAINS OF UKRAINE, AND THE NEW EUROPEAN THEATER OF WARDurt Fibo
March 25, 2025
On November 8, 2024, Der Koolschrank wrote how
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November 25, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Time to repost this (from March 25, 2025) :
derkoolschrank.com/the-new-molo...
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"First feed the face, then talk right and wrong"
-Brecht/Weill: The Threepenny Opera [Die Dreigroschenoper], 1928
-Brecht/Weill: The Threepenny Opera [Die Dreigroschenoper], 1928
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
"First feed the face, then talk right and wrong"
-Brecht/Weill: The Threepenny Opera [Die Dreigroschenoper], 1928
-Brecht/Weill: The Threepenny Opera [Die Dreigroschenoper], 1928
10/28/25 Breaking:
Der Trump Regime Recommends Americans Eat Their Young
Der Trump Regime Recommends Americans Eat Their Young
October 28, 2025 at 10:45 PM
10/28/25 Breaking:
Der Trump Regime Recommends Americans Eat Their Young
Der Trump Regime Recommends Americans Eat Their Young
BASIC JOURNALISM
As a reporter approaches a subject, they must always keep in mind the question:
Why is this lying piece of shit lying about THIS now?
As a reporter approaches a subject, they must always keep in mind the question:
Why is this lying piece of shit lying about THIS now?
October 19, 2025 at 9:27 PM
BASIC JOURNALISM
As a reporter approaches a subject, they must always keep in mind the question:
Why is this lying piece of shit lying about THIS now?
As a reporter approaches a subject, they must always keep in mind the question:
Why is this lying piece of shit lying about THIS now?
Info from USDA, which is in charge of food stamps:
www.usda.gov/sites/defaul...
www.usda.gov/sites/defaul...
October 19, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Info from USDA, which is in charge of food stamps:
www.usda.gov/sites/defaul...
www.usda.gov/sites/defaul...
