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Christianne
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My inner-monologue is wordless screaming.
NSFW.
May 29, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Share a bad guy from the 80s.
May 11, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Hang on, editing my list of things I will haunt you if you do with me after I die.
May 8, 2025 at 11:07 PM
The same people raging against this as “antisemitism” are trying to get Mel Gibson a license to carry.
April 23, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Oh, we’re deporting people suspected of being or hanging out with rapists without due process? I’ll grab my notes. We’re going to be here a while.
April 18, 2025 at 4:28 PM
THIS is how you support women’s sports!
April 9, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Donald’s strategy is often utilized in email scams. Typos and nonsensical statements intentional. He only wants to interact further with people who are either not smart enough to catch them or too greedy to care. People too smart to fall for it opt out before he wastes resources on courting them.
April 7, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Flawed and accountable is so much more inspiring than effortlessly perfect. Thank you for sharing and helping us all grow.
April 4, 2025 at 6:08 AM
April 2, 2025 at 7:34 PM
You can tell wrestling is fake because Mick Foley is in the the corner that’s about to dissolve the Department of Education.
April 2, 2025 at 3:24 PM
He’s at 23:07. The record breaks at 7:19 pm EST.
April 1, 2025 at 10:07 PM
As the bodies continue to drop, her deep panic breaths use her oxygen faster and her 2 hours begin to dwindle. She’ll need to decide quickly if she wants to face whatever horror is waiting on the boat . . . . Or the increasing amount of sharks who sense

THINK LIKE A MAN 3: BLOOD IN THE WATER
March 31, 2025 at 2:52 PM
A woman and her new, rich, celebrity husband go on a scuba trip. She can’t believe how lucky she is, a real Cinderella! She goes beneath the waves, a mere 8 feet to the reefs head, that’s when the first body hits the water.
March 31, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Having worked retail at Christmas, it’s this. It’s an entire month of this.
March 30, 2025 at 2:24 PM
This is just about the only way a Cybertruck owner is going to find out what dat ass do.
March 30, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Don’t worry, they’ll still be in the trash folder. Just drag them back to the desktop.
March 27, 2025 at 11:20 PM