Christianne
@derelictmermaid.bsky.social
My inner-monologue is wordless screaming.
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Every flashbang could instead be a meal for a poor kid. Every hotel room for a National Guardsman deployed to fire at our neighbors could house a homeless vet. Every "less-than-lethal" bullet pulled from a journalist's eye could be already needed healthcare for anyone else. All of this is a choice.
June 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Every flashbang could instead be a meal for a poor kid. Every hotel room for a National Guardsman deployed to fire at our neighbors could house a homeless vet. Every "less-than-lethal" bullet pulled from a journalist's eye could be already needed healthcare for anyone else. All of this is a choice.
Great news. We’ve broken the cold open and Guido Sarducci is still alive.
May 8, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Great news. We’ve broken the cold open and Guido Sarducci is still alive.
Hands off Los Angeles
April 6, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Hands off Los Angeles
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I have tariffed
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
April 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I have tariffed
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
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Good day to remember that a US President has no inherent power over tariffs whatsoever. It’s not like war powers or pardons. It’s entirely delegated by Congress to deal with emergencies. GOP Congress cld modify that law tonight and bring this to a screeching halt.
April 2, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Good day to remember that a US President has no inherent power over tariffs whatsoever. It’s not like war powers or pardons. It’s entirely delegated by Congress to deal with emergencies. GOP Congress cld modify that law tonight and bring this to a screeching halt.
Val was my favorite. Madmartigan was my first crush, Chris Knight was my role model as a hot smart weirdo, and Doc Holliday is the energy I bring to the party. I had the privilege of seeing him present his Mark Twain show and meeting his eye. It had a hell of a twinkle. RIP, Val Kilmer.
April 2, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Val was my favorite. Madmartigan was my first crush, Chris Knight was my role model as a hot smart weirdo, and Doc Holliday is the energy I bring to the party. I had the privilege of seeing him present his Mark Twain show and meeting his eye. It had a hell of a twinkle. RIP, Val Kilmer.
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I wish people hated fascism half as much as they hate feminism
March 27, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I wish people hated fascism half as much as they hate feminism
The vibe I bring to the party
March 19, 2025 at 5:25 AM
The vibe I bring to the party
C’mon Chuck. We just want to talk.
March 17, 2025 at 9:05 PM
C’mon Chuck. We just want to talk.
This was the best season of Star Trek.
March 13, 2025 at 5:33 AM
This was the best season of Star Trek.
Post you from a different era …
Lacing up my prom stompers. (1999)
Lacing up my prom stompers. (1999)
March 4, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Post you from a different era …
Lacing up my prom stompers. (1999)
Lacing up my prom stompers. (1999)
Re: the 3.8 earthquake that just happened a mile and a half from me: Hokas are amazing, I ain’t feel shit!
March 3, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Re: the 3.8 earthquake that just happened a mile and a half from me: Hokas are amazing, I ain’t feel shit!
What's a movie that is wildly considered bad but you love it proudly?
THE ADVENTURES OF BARON VON MUNCHAUSEN (1988)
THE ADVENTURES OF BARON VON MUNCHAUSEN (1988)
What's a movie that is wildly considered bad but you love it proudly?
THE RADIOLAND MURDERS (1994)
THE RADIOLAND MURDERS (1994)
March 3, 2025 at 4:56 AM
What's a movie that is wildly considered bad but you love it proudly?
THE ADVENTURES OF BARON VON MUNCHAUSEN (1988)
THE ADVENTURES OF BARON VON MUNCHAUSEN (1988)
Strength is a comedian who fights for his people in the face of global intimidation not a 78-year-old rich boy who throws his chickie nuggies at the wall when someone doesn’t lie down to be bullied by him.
This is why they think about their masculinity 24/7. Their paragon is Lord Pillowhands.
This is why they think about their masculinity 24/7. Their paragon is Lord Pillowhands.
February 28, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Strength is a comedian who fights for his people in the face of global intimidation not a 78-year-old rich boy who throws his chickie nuggies at the wall when someone doesn’t lie down to be bullied by him.
This is why they think about their masculinity 24/7. Their paragon is Lord Pillowhands.
This is why they think about their masculinity 24/7. Their paragon is Lord Pillowhands.
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El Capitan displays a massive American flag upside down—the traditional signal of distress or extreme emergency.
February 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM
El Capitan displays a massive American flag upside down—the traditional signal of distress or extreme emergency.
I would very much like to read this dissertation.
The notion that Trump's "I'm king" tweet is "just trolling" or "a joke" presents an opportunity to recreate my just-joking thread (porting it over from the Bad Place):
1. I wrote my PhD dissertation on the social function of humor (in literature & film) and here's the thing about "just joking."
1. I wrote my PhD dissertation on the social function of humor (in literature & film) and here's the thing about "just joking."
February 20, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I would very much like to read this dissertation.
A Tale of Two Cities is somehow a book I hate but also want multiple covers tattooed on me.
February 17, 2025 at 6:45 PM
A Tale of Two Cities is somehow a book I hate but also want multiple covers tattooed on me.
I’m not the girl of your dreams. I’m the girl FROM your dreams. See you in the alley behind Winkie’s!
February 6, 2025 at 7:15 AM
I’m not the girl of your dreams. I’m the girl FROM your dreams. See you in the alley behind Winkie’s!
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My dad was tortured by the Gestapo for 4 days and thrown in a concentration camp for being in the Norwegian Resistance. Growing up, he would tell me things he learned in the Resistance. I thought, I'm never going to need this stuff. Here's some of those things #Thread
November 19, 2024 at 6:51 PM
My dad was tortured by the Gestapo for 4 days and thrown in a concentration camp for being in the Norwegian Resistance. Growing up, he would tell me things he learned in the Resistance. I thought, I'm never going to need this stuff. Here's some of those things #Thread
When someone casually fires the highest ranking woman in the military citing “wasteful” spending on sexual assault investigations, then fires 17 top fraud investigators, you can assume he’s guilt of those things. If you need other proof, there’s over 5,000 individual lawsuits to refer to.
January 25, 2025 at 4:38 PM
When someone casually fires the highest ranking woman in the military citing “wasteful” spending on sexual assault investigations, then fires 17 top fraud investigators, you can assume he’s guilt of those things. If you need other proof, there’s over 5,000 individual lawsuits to refer to.